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I'm working on a story called: Sometimes Friends and Sometimes Enemies. It's going pretty good!

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Once upon a time there was an angel named Clarice, when she was a human on earth she was a boy named Clarence like on Cartoon network. So one day he was crossing a street wirhout looking both ways and all of a sudden... Wham!💥 he got hit by a woman drunk driver who just broke up with her boyfriend of 7 years. Well anyway Clarence died & went to heaven & became a girl. Clarence: "What the heck! I'm a girl now?!!!" "God this is just cruel even for your standards!" "Wheres Satan I want to live with him instead!"😂
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@🔱Sakanaru🔱 ehh.. Nothing like that at all.
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@♡QuotePrincess♡ I know I'm just messing with you😝
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@🔱Sakanaru🔱 it was a funny story though. 😂
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@🔱Sakanaru🔱 OMG YOUR TOO FUNNY
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@🔱Sakanaru🔱 😜
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@💚🍂NIKOLINA🍂💚 Sometimes Friends and Sometimes Enemies Clarence was an angel.. And Desdemona was a demon.. They were best friends since kindergarten. Until one day the half demon and half angel queen announced that angels and demons should NOT be friends. So to this day that is why they are NOT friends. ( I don't know if that is true, but enjoy! ) Oh and by the way after the announcement, Clarence and Desdemona didn't see each other for years! ENJOY, GUYS! ???: Wake up, Clarence. You are going to earth to experiment the life there! Clarence: Really, Angelina!? ( Angelina is the mom. ) I'm overjoyed now! But I'll also miss you a bit.. * Hugs Angelina tightly * Angelina: Honey, don't let anything.. And I mean anything terrible happen to you! Promise? Clarence: Yes, Angelina! Angelina: You may go now.. Have a safe and exciting day to high school. * Smiles * Clarence: Understand, mother! GOODBYE, MOTHER! Angelina: GOODBYE, SWEETIE! I LOVE YOU INFINITY AND BEYOND! Clarence: ME TOO! * Flies off * 8 minutes later... Clarence: Now I just need to disguise myself.. There you go! This should do. ???: Wake up, little devil! Desdemona: Ugh.. Is this the day, father? ???: Excuse me! Call me Satan! Desdemona: U-uh as you wish, Satan.. Satan: And yes it is, Desdemona. You are going to earth. Desdemona: With irritated humans?! THAT'S LIKE THE WORST THING EVER! Satan: Calm down, DESDEMONA! You're going to experiment the life up there! Desdemona: * Sighs * Fine, but do I have to? Satan: Obviously! Now go up! Desdemona: Fine.. It's like hell. You know what I mean? Satan: GO! Desdemona: * Flies up * 7 minutes later.. Desdemona: I need to do a stupid disguise as a human! That should do.. * Walks and bumps into someone * Clarence: * Falls down * Ouch.. Desdemona: Owww.. * Stands up * Watch where you're going, idiot- Clarence: Is that really.. You? Desdemona: C-c-Clarence? Clarence: I MISS YOU SO MUCH! Desdemona: Clarence me too, but I have to go. Weren't you sent down by your mum? Clarence: Yeah.. We're you sent down here by your dad? Desdemona: Duh! I mean.. Of course.. Clarence: The queen made a rule.. Remember? Desdemona: Yeah.. I don't want to follow that dumb, stupid rule she made up! Clarence: Me too, but.. I must follow the rules. I am an angel, yes? Desdemona: Yep, you are. Damien did this experiment before.. ( Damien is her brother. ) He said he met this gorgeous girl named Gianna or whatever her name is. He dated her, but he had to go deep down to hell again and Gianna kept crying. How sensitive is that?! He watched Gianna up there. Clarence: But it must hurt to have your love ones gone, right? Desdemona: She never really knew Damien anyway! I think Gianna is dumb though! Clarence: Eh, I guess so.., but Damien could of told Gianna that. Desdemona: I heard Gianna was a fat mouth who wouldn't shut the heck up, so why would Damien tell her? Clarence: Jee, I think that is a bit rude to say, Desdemona.. Desdemona: I really don't care. Clarence: Where do we go now? Desdemona: Really, Clarence? You're so idiotic and NOT smart! I MEAN.. Sorry.. I just got furious. Clarence: * Laughs * It's definitely fine! Desdemona: Meh.. Alrighty then. Clarence: But really.. Where do we go now? Desdemona: No clue. Clarence: Oh yeah! We're going to start high school! Desdemona: AHHHHHHHH! SAY WHAT!? Clarence: Umm.. I said we are going to start high school.. Something wrong, Des? Desdemona: OF COURSE! Clarence: Calm down, Des.. Take a deep breathe.. Desdemona: * Takes a deep breathe * Clarence: Good job. Now all we have to do is find the high school. It's Anvil High School.. Desdemona: Am I the only one who notices there's an from angel and vil from devil!? Clarence: Whoa, you're right! Well let's fly to there. Desdemona: * Coughs * Ummm.. We have no wings, remember? As a human you have no wings. Clarence: Heh.. I forgot, sorry! Desdemona: Well what are we standing here for? Let's run! Clarence: Okie! Desdemona: There it is! Clarence: You're correct! Desdemona: Um.. Well? Should we go inside? Clarence: No. We need to think of a plan. Desdemona: * Tries to open door * Clarence: Hey, hey hey! Don't think about it, Desdemona. Desdemona: Tch.. Clarence: Hmm.. Okay.. I got the school phone number. Desdemona: What is it? Clarence: 119 ( 646 ) 371.. Desdemona: That's a weird phone number. Clarence: You don't have to say everything's weird, Desdemona.. Desdemona: * Pushes Clarence to the side * Don't you dare offend ME! Clarence: Sorry! But really.. Desdemona: DANG IT. The door is locked! Clarence: See, I told you. We need to get the key somehow.. Desdemona: * Turns into Demon Form * Clarence: DES! Don't do that! Desdemona: I'm gonna fly up to the window and get the key, crazy angel! Clarence: Fine, but you better be careful.. Because people might see you as a demon.. Desdemona: * Gasps * * Whispers * I see the key! Clarence: Careful! Get it now. Desdemona: Eek! I made it. Clarence: Awesome job! Now we may open the door. Desdemona: Wait a sec.. There's a doorbell.. Clarence: Guess we should of used that. Go put it away please, Des. Desdemona: UGH! FINE THEN! So annoying! * Flies up to put it away * Clarence: * Rings doorbell * Desdemona: * Changes into human form * ???: Oh, why are you two girls here? Clarence: Well you see we're starting high school and it'd be a pleasure if we- Desdemona: We want to get in there NOW! ???: I'm the janitor and of course you may come in. Clarence: What is your name, janitor? ???: Jackie. I'm 46 years- old. Clarence: Nice! Desdemona: Where is are classroom? Jackie: Well you have to go to the office and get your papers and what lockers you get and what classroom. Clarence: There's the office! Jackie: Good luck! Desdemona: * Runs in * ???: Who are you? Clarence: We are going to this school and we're new. * Smiles * Desdemona: Ehhhh, yup. ???: I'm Mrs. Price. And I am the principal. What are your names? Desdemona: Uh my name is Desdemona.. Clarence: My name is Clarence, Mrs. Price. Mrs. Price: Last names please? Desdemona: Andrews.. Clarence: Lopez. Mrs. Price: Here are your papers. Desdemona: * Walks out of office * Clarence: Thank you very much! Mrs. Price: You're welcome! Desdemona: My homeroom is.. M-MATH?! I hate math! Clarence: I love math. And my homeroom is math too! Desdemona: Ugh.. At least there's you. Clarence: Yay! ???: Well, well, well.. It looks like those girls are friends.. Didn't I make a rule? ???: Yes, Queen Saraphina.. You did indeed. Queen Saraphina: ROBO GO GET THEM! Robo: Yes, you're majesty! Desdemona: So.. My locker is 285. Clarence: Mine is 284. Desdemona: Wow, what a coincidence... We're so lucky. Clarence: * Nods * Robo: Roooooooobooooo! Clarence: W-W-WHO ARE YOU?! Desdemona: IT'S QUEEN SARAPHINA'S MONSTERS! Robo: YOU'RE CORRECT! ROOOOOOOBOOOO! * People screaming teachers telling kids to run and everybody is out of building * Clarence: ROBO, IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT THIS NEW SCHOOL!? IT WAS JUST BUILT! AND WHY WOULD QUEEN SARAPHINA DO SUCH A THING? Desdemona: I HAVE NO FREAKING CLUE! Queen Saraphina: * Laughs evilly * This is why you two girls don't disobey me! HOW NAUGHTY! Desdemona: SHUT THE HECK UP, STALKER QUEEN! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! Clarence: Queen Saraphina how could YOU!? I.. HATE YOU! Queen Saraphina: * Gasps * Did you just say I hate you!? You girls should earn your punishments now! YOU TWO GO TO MY DUNGEON OF HORROR! Robo, get them NOW! Robo: * Uses to huge hands and picks them up to Queen Saraphina's dungeon * 10 minutes later... Robo: Stay in there! YOU WILL ACHIEVE YOUR DEATHS! You girls are the people who disobey the queen the MOST! Clarence: ROBO! NO PLEASE! Desdemona: * Steps on Clarence's shoe * * Whispers * Don't say please, dimwit! Clarence: * Puts hands on face and covers entire face and sobs * Robo: Wait till the queen gets back, losers! Desdemona: GRRRRRR! Clarence, you little... Clarence: I'M SORRY, OKAY!? Desdemona: Hmph! Fine, but next time you're gonna get a painful hit from me! Clarence: A-alright.. 3 minutes later... Queen Saraphina: Oh, girls.. I'm sorry, but you should of thought smart! YOU LAWBREAKERS! Desdemona: * Punches Queen Saraphina through the bars * Clarence: * Eyes widens * Queen Saraphina: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?! Desdemona: * Changes into demon form * I punched you, old lady! Queen Saraphina: I'M NOT OLD! I'M 31 YEARS- OLD! Clarence: GET US OUT OF HERE! Queen Saraphina: Why would I? Explain to me why I should get you guys out of here. Desdemona: Clarence.. Explain to her. Clarence: You should get us out of here because.. We didn't mean to talk! We wanted to go somewhere else, but then we got carried away and kept talking nonstop! * Changes into angel form * Desdemona: EXACTLY! Queen Saraphina: Oh, I see. You little chitchat boxes! Naughty teens.. Who will not listen.. FINE! THAT RULE IS FREE! You may be friends with a demon! And an angel! But if I make a new rule, and you two chitchat boxes don't listen, you girls will DIE! Clarence: THANKS SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! Desdemona: Thanks.. A lot I guess.. Queen Saraphina: Now leave this dungeon once in for all. Clarence: I'm so happy, that I'm crying.. Desdemona: What a oversensitive reason.. WE ALREADY DIED! Clarence: But we'll be zombies if she kills us again.. Desdemona: Wanna go check that high school? Clarence: Sure. * Changes into human form * Desdemona: * Changes into human form * 12 minutes later.. Clarence: Everyone is back in the school. Desdemona: Uh huh. Clarence: Okay.. Let's go in our classroom. It's all the way upstairs to floor 3. Desdemona: That's like an hour cause it's really long up to the stairs! Clarence: I know.. But there's an elevator. Desdemona: K! I NEED THE ELEVATOR! Clarence: Alright then. As you wish! 38 seconds later.. Desdemona: That was as quick as a cheetah! Clarence: Haha! Well we better get to class! Desdemona: Uh hello? Our homeroom is in front of us. Clarence: Oh. Hehe! ???: Oh hi! Welcome to our school! You girls are new? Desdemona: Yeah, can't you see? Clarence: * Covers Desdemona's mouth * Yes, we are new. ???: Oh! My name is Ms. Hendrix! I'm 41 years- old. What are your names, beautiful young ladies? Desdemona: Desdemona Andrews. Clarence: Clarence Lopez. * Smiles brightly * Ms. Hendrix: Cool names! Take a seat. There are two open seats at the back of the class next to each other. Please don't mind if you two can't see that well. Desdemona: I guess I don't mind. Clarence: It's totally okay! I'm fine at the back! Ms. Hendrix: Thank you, Clarence and Desdemona. ???: * Giggles * Desdemona and Clarence? THOSE NAMES ARE LIKE SOOOO SILLY! Desdemona: DON'T INSULT US, SPOILED GIRL! Clarence: That's very rude to insult us! ???: My name is Beatrix. And my last name Williams. Ms. Hendrix: Beatrix, do not insult them! That is very disrespectful! And Desdemona you don't call her spoiled girl! Their names are beautiful! Now starting with math.. Desdemona: Let's raise are hands if we can go to the restroom. Clarence: Sure. Ms. Hendrix: Yes, Clarence and Desdemona? Clarence: We need to go to the bathroom. Ms. Hendrix: Quickly. Desdemona: Let's go! Clarence: I know. Beatrix: Can I go? Ms. Hendrix: Fine go! Beatrix: Why hello girls! Desdemona: What the.. What do you want from us? Clarence: Why did you follow us here? Beatrix: To beat you two up. Desdemona: HA! How would you beat us up? Two against one! Clarence: Try us then. Beatrix: I learned karate like 6 years ago! I'm a total expert! I was 9 years- old years ago! Clarence: We'd like to see it. Desdemona: * Turns into demon * Clarence: * Turns into angel * Beatrix: WHAT THE! HOW COULD YOU GUYS POSSIBLY TRANSFORM INTO THOSE CREATURES?! Desdemona: Because we are, vain idiot! Clarence: Yup, we are. So can you defeat us or not? Beatrix: I don't know! MAMA HELP ME! Desdemona: * Laughs * That is ridiculous. You're a baby! Clarence: Come on, beat us up already. Beatrix: * Kicks very hard * It isn't working at all! Clarence: L-o-l we have a shield around us. Humans cannot break it. Even if they try the hardest! Desdemona: You're such a foolish girl, Beatrix! Beatrix: O-M-G! HELP! * Runs out of bathroom fast * Clarence: That was fun, partner! Desdemona: You betcha. Let's get out of this restroom. Ms. Hendrix: Oh you're back you three. We have a test. 6 hours later of school... Desdemona: I need to return to hell. Clarence: I need to return to heaven. ???: Hi.. I heard you two girls were new in school? Desdemona: Why do you need to know, stalker? * Puts hands on hips * Clarence: * Sighs * Desdemona, don't be rude again. And of course, we are! What is your name? ???: Edward.. My birthday is on March 24.. Desdemona: Why did you randomly and suddenly say your birthday is on March 24.. Edward: I don't know.. I just wanted to see if you guys are older than me.. Clarence: My birthday is on Christmas. December 25th. Desdemona: October 31 which is on Halloween.. I'm 16.. Clarence: I'm 15. Edward: I'm 15 too.. My favorite color is light yellow.. Clarence: Sky blue. Desdemona: Blood red. Edward: AHHHH! * Hides behind Clarence * Clarence: No need to be scared, Edward. She's just like that, okay? Desdemona: People have their own opinions and if you think that's scary then, you're not a strong man! Edward: I'm a strong man, see?! * Doesn't hide from Desdemona anymore * Clarence: You are a strong man, Edward! Desdemona: Don't be so friendly to him. He's a shy boy who's not like a man! Edward: Maybe, my true identity is strong! Desdemona: Oh yeah? What if I told you I was a demon? Edward: AHHHHHHH! * Runs away back to home * Clarence: Wait, Edward! Desdemona, why did you have to say that? Desdemona: Why do you care for him anyway? Clarence: I'm an angel, I have to care for everyone.. Even my worst enemies! Don't make me talk back to you. Desdemona: I don't care about Edward one single bit! So why do you? Clarence: I already told you.. I said I'm an angel. I have to care for everyone! Are you jealous? Desdemona: NO I AM NOT JEALOUS! Clarence: It's fine if you are jealous. Desdemona: I TOLD YOU.. I'm not! Clarence: Okay then.. Back at Heaven & Hell Desdemona: Satan, I'm back. Satan: Ready to tell me what happened at high school today? Desdemona: There was this vain girl at school. It looked like she cared about herself very much. And she said she learned karate 6 years ago. And she tried to beat me and Clarence up. And Queen Saraphina brought us to her dungeon. Then Queen Saraphina said that angels and devils/demons can be friends again. And there was this boy named Edward, and he was a shy and weird boy. Satan: That's an odd first day of school.. Desdemona: It sure was. And Angelina asked the same thing to Clarence and Clarence almost said the same thing as Desdemona. The next day at school.. Clarence: Good morning, Desdemona. You over it now? Desdemona: Yeah kinda.. Clarence: Excellent. Edward: Hi Clarence! Desdemona: * Whispers to Clarence * Please avoid him and say sorry not today! Clarence: Fine just this once, Desdemona.. Sorry not today, Edward. I'm really really sorry! Edward: Oh.. You're hanging out with Desdemona? Clarence: Yeah, I am. So I can't hang out with you today. Edward: OH. Maybe you can be BFFS with me! Desdemona: TCH! Oh please.. Clarence and I are already BFFS. How's that going to work? Clarence: Uh.. We can definitely work it out! He can be my second BFF! Desdemona: You've got a point there.. But I just want you to just be BFFS with me! * Covers mouth with hands * Clarence: Did I just hear what I think I did? Edward: You heard what she said.. She said," But I just want you to be BFFS with me!" Clarence: Oh my goodness gracious.. Desdemona! You'll always be my BFF, no matter what! You're my very first BFF after all! Desdemona: What about first friend and first BFF? * Makes dirty look * Clarence: Oh, I used to have this BFF, but now we're not. We're only friends. Desdemona: Oh.. What is her name? Clarence: Her name is Ivory. Desdemona: Oh.. Umm.. That is a snowy name. I like it. Clarence: Finally, you'd admit you're jealous.. Desdemona: If you say I'm jealous one more time, I'll slap your face for sure.. Edward: Well the bell rang.. We better get to class. 6 hours later.. Edward: Hey, Clarence. * Smiles * Clarence: Hey, Edward! * Smiles back politely * Desdemona: Hi- * Spies at Clarence and Edward * Clarence: I better go check on Desdemona. I promise to talk to you later! Edward: Okay.. * Turns away slowly and walks with head down * Clarence: I hope Edward is fine.. Desdemona: Hey, why were you with that Edward guy!? I was spying on you all along! Clarence: It's not what you think! I told him I wanted to talk to you! Why are you always being jealous about this? Desdemona: FORGET IT! SCREW EVERYONE! No one understands my feelings except my father Satan! I HATE EVERYBODY! Clarence: DESDEMONA! You're my MOST VERY BEST FRIEND in the whole world! I really mean it! Don't hate me please! I love you as my BFF! Desdemona: * Out of breathe * Me too.., but I thought you were my BFF.. Clarence: YOU ARE! Desdemona: THEN.. How come you.. YOU.. Never show up when I need help like in third grade I got bullied by these crazy boys! How come you never showed up, huh!? Clarence: Maybe.. Maybe you're right.. Maybe I'm not a very kind and helpful angel.. I apologize.. * Tears stream down cheeks * Desdemona: Wait Clarence.. I apologize! I AM VERY VERY VERY SORRY FOR HAVING MY OWN BFF CRY! Clarence: You said you hated me! Now what are you going to do about it?! I really thought you were my only true BFF! Desdemona: I'm sorry.. I'm so sorry.. * Cries * Clarence: Sorry, Desdemona.. But.. You can only be my friend.. Desdemona: NO I'LL KILL MYSELF IF I CAN ONLY BE YOUR FRIEND! SAY I'M YOUR BFF, PLEASE! Clarence: I can't.. My soul cannot let me say it.. Wait let me try.. You're my.. Desdemona: Come on.. Say it..! Clarence: ENEMY! Desdemona: WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THAT?! And say that!? I HATE YOU! Clarence: MY SOUL COULDN'T LET ME SAY IT! YOU'RE MY BFF! Desdemona: Then how come you can say it now?! Clarence: I don't know, but please.. Just give me one more chance.. Desdemona: I will, but if you break it you'll never ever be my friend again! I MEAN IT! Clarence: I understand..
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@💚🍂NIKOLINA🍂💚 nvm it's blank..
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5163 9 446117238 profile 515526 0
@♡QuotePrincess♡ i can't read it its way tooooooooo loooooon
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5712 18 493584126 profile 54045 0
@💚🍂NIKOLINA🍂💚 wait the words show?
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@♡QuotePrincess♡ im sorry but can you write it in the Privatchat again? My heycrowd got deleted for a few Minuten beacuse of that
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@💚🍂NIKOLINA🍂💚 * minute Oh sorry. 😓
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@💚🍂NIKOLINA🍂💚 check my new question out.
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