If you can touch the word 'octopus' with your cheekbone, you win... Absolutely nothing. But you will feel accomplished.

FUCK YEAH I DID IT! After about 15 tries. This just proves that this isn't impossible.

I really need to get a life. This is sad. 😥

I would hit it and it would light up, but it wasn't hard enough to make it accept it, so I just touched t with my finger. Sorry, I cheated. 😅😂

That's what happened to me until I started slamming my face on my screen Hahahaha 😂

i did it bitches!

^ congratulations 😌

Please. That was easy. 😒

I bet you were in that small percent that failed. 😂

Nuh uh! That took me less than a second!

i tried it without taking my glasses off first and they just hit the screen and I felt like and idiot ahaha (moreso than usual)

@Notorious(PMS) Next time, go to the women crowd and ask them to hit the peach emoji with their dicks.

@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦 Don't ruin the peach emoji! 😦

@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦 Women crowd?

Will it be cheating if I used my Penis?.... Nvm I dont have an erection yet😆

I'm scarred!

-Rocking back in forward in corner, sprinkling holy water, crying in Spanish-

Lol because it's impossible!😂😂

@🍑Jake🍑THB|PMS|SBP 😂😂

@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦Yah think that wouldve hurt😂

@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦I know a woman with a dick. She's pretty chill. Well...no....she's actually not at all chill and constantly freaking out over nothing and incredibly difficult to deal with...but she's nice lol

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 Lol. Well, the monotony of people on the women crowd don't have penises, so it would still be funny to see people's reactions😂

Yea, true xD they'd probably be all sassy like "You dumb bitch, I don't have no dick mothafucca"

i feel like most people get strangely offended over everything on this app lol

I know. Everything is a personal attack. No such thing as a joke.

yea, pretty much

Since you've said this... I shall do it. And I shall drown in the offense.

Is LSP the only one who noticed my Hispanic wails?

Nope.

I ACTUALLY DID IT!! NO KIDDING!! I DESERVE A BALLOON AND A DONUT!

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ahh.. That's much better