Once upon a time lived a duck that...
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Smelled like Roasted Peking duck everywhere it went Chinese people wanted to eat him
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So than the duck went on a journey to find the king serpent at the top of Mount Fuji to teach him karate to keep away the Chinese...
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(I'm so sorry Chinese people not trying to Affend anyone I didn't start the story)
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And then a Chinese person followed him up the Chinese name was chang he did not want to eat the duck though
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He couldn't see where he was going and fell off the mountain
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And landed on the serpent who was coming back from McDonald's....
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killing both in the process
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@Ethan๐บ๐ธFAM๐บ๐ธ..than the duck found Chang dead and ate him...
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Then the king serpents minions thought duck killed their king so they took him away and locked him in a cage.
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and then they held the king hostage
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Wow, that's racist. Not all Chinese people want to kill ducks and eat them.
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@Ethan๐บ๐ธFAM๐บ๐ธ yeah, but that's racist.
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@๐๐ป๊
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So then the the Duck secretly had a key hidden beneath his right wing & made his escape to the US
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Then, the end.
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@๐๐ป๊
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๊๊๊ค_๊ฐ๊๊๊๊ค๐ป๐ No it doesn't end... So one day he was walking down Broadway in NYC & a Broadway director came up to the Duck & asked if he'd like a job as a stage prop..
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And then he died, the end.
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@๐๐ป๊
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Ok new story... One day a Goat was grazing in a wheat field minding his own business when a Cow came along & started harassing him...
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Cow: "Moo!! Youre not allowed to graze here that field over there is for Goats... Moo!!" Goat: "Maaa but theres no grass only dirrrt... Maaa!!"
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The cow and the goat got into a serious fight..donkey Lester came around and....
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Killed both of them, claiming both their land and their women
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Consuela Mmm no... No comprende Messer Ethan mmm no...
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Sรญ seรฑora
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@Ethan๐บ๐ธFAM๐บ๐ธ Misser Ethan chu so politeโบ๏ธ
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@๐ฎ๐นConsuela๐ฎ๐น that's the Italian flag btw
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@๐ฎ๐นConsuela๐ฎ๐น Ummmm.....
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@๐ฎ๐นConsuela๐ฎ๐น Are you trying to be Italian???????
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@Jaycee_Cat Consuela por que? Mmm no Mexicanos mmm si..
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@Ethan๐บ๐ธFAM๐บ๐ธ Mmm I kno its the only flag that looks like Mexico flag mmm si...
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my sister rote this note me
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