my mother in a law fell into a wishing well. I was amazed. I never knew they worked!
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doc heard gunshots in the background. "Yeah, now he is."
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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.
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Then the Italian jumps out last realizing he forgot his parachute he passes the American & quickly passes the Pollock. Then the Pollock yells: So you wanna race eh?!! And gets out of his harness😝
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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George and John were two best friends hunting for deer. John passed out, and George thought he was dead. Immediately he called the doctor!
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"Doc, doc! You gotta help me! My friend just dropped dead!" "Are you sure he's dead?" "Hold on.."
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@Satanist Robotoid 2.0 me gusta 😜
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Theres a Polish Italian & American skydiver, Polish skydiver jumps out first then the American jumps out next.
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I went to a zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
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