Once upon a time I was sleeping and I farted so hard that bloody Marie woke up and killed me
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@Amira-Smart hahahahahahahaha
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Nah I'm good๐ค
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@Jaxx oh ok
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@Tomboy gangster๐๐๐ kiss me
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@Jordan wtf
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Once upon a time me and my friend were alone at home nut then I farted so hard that I fainted from the smell
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Once upon a time their was a magical leprechaun named Connor
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Connor liked to sneak into people's houses and pee in their mouths when they are sleeping
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One night, while he was making his rounds around Ireland, he came across a drunk Irishman beating his children
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Shocked to see the family still awake, Conner tried to run away, but he was not fast enough to outrun the irishman's shoutgun
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The next day, the town was surprised to see the dead leprechaun strung up from a tree in the Irishman's front lawn
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the end
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Once upon a time there was a pelican that pooped all over the place and I needed a pet so I went to the pet store and there was a sale on Pelicans so I bought him
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the pelican was very nasty always pooping on my floor I also had a pet fish before him and the stupid pelican ate my fish
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When I had the funeral I cooked the pelican and it was very delicious yum pelican
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@Jordan sure
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Also if you guys are making really really really really really really amazing stories keep working it up :)
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Ok the results for the winner is ...........
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@HalloweenEthan!!!!!! congratulations
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@HalloweenEthan your first place
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@Paige was second-place
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@alinbar2 was third-place
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
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@APRIL๐๐โค๏ธawwwww I lose!
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It's ok
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Being home alone with a small dog isn't the greatest feeling.
My parents went on their aneversry trip, and left me home alone. I hate it because it live so far away from town, that if somthing happens I'll probably just die. Also every time the house creeks I feel like someone's watching me.
The house is could so I just curl up in my fuzzy blanket and turn on the TV. I feel really weird so I go make sure the door is locked, when I got to the it was OPEN. I'm freaking out inside all these scary thoughts, but I stop for a moment and realize that I probably just forgot to shut the door when I let the dog out.
when I walk towards the couch, I get this weird feeling that give me goosebumps. Then all the sudden I hear the upstairs door slam shut. I freeze in fear, and run to the phone when I dial 911 the call doesn't go through. I check to make sure it's plugged but the wires cut. All these scary thoughts go through my mind. It's kind of hard to concentrate with my dog barking, but all of the I hear a big BANG and the dog stops barking.
I slowly creep up to the living room and see my puppy laying on the ground lifeless. My has been shot. I dart towards the door with tears in my eyes, trying get as far as possible away. I'll i have to do is make it around the corner. SPLAT I ran in to something. I look up and see a man wearing warn out jeans and a black mask standing over me.
" hello child". "Nice to meet you hear".
W- what do want with me?
I want you dead.
The man gets distracted trying to pull something out of his pocket. So I dart up the stairs as fast as I can.
"Come hear child you can't hide forever". The man says as he's slowly stomping up the stairs.
I hide in the cubby underneath my bed. I don't hear anything so I peek my head out, and run for my window. I get on my roof.
"Got ya".
I scream at the top of my lungs. The man grabbed me. All the sudden I feel like I'm falling. The man pushed me off my roof. My life flashes before my eyes. And I picture times I've spent with my family. When I hit the ground I just lay losing less and less air. I hear footsteps in the rock and hear the man say.
"Don't worry child every thing will better soon".
Everything goes black...............................
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This story by @dancefreak90
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poop
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Once upon a time there lived a Squirrel it died the end๐ฟ
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@LiberalsAreF-ingUpTheUS cool....
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@Jayden_Is_A_Psycho{AAB} nice
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@dancefreak90 oh my god๐๐ข i'm glad that you're OK
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I'm in the basement when I here a creak. I look around and see nothing. Then I see a shadow. But still there is nothing. Then something jumped on top of me and that's the last thing I remember. Then I wake up in the ambulance with my mom by my side. I said what happened? She said that there was the neighbors dog down in the basement because we where dog sitting him. She said I had gotten to close to his food so he had attacked me! We would never dog sit him again!
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What the!! My story did not show up!!๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ
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