one day a whale was swimming in the sea. His name was...
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CacashitPants dickcunt
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bob he saw a girl dolphin
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Then he fucked her right in the pussy
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cacashitpants dickcunt had a big dick
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But liked dolphins not whales
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But no dolphins like him so he raped them all and I pregnancies them with whale dolphin babies...
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*impregnated
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@Glittercritter✨ you fucked up my story!!!
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@religionisforsheep u fucked up the story
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Lol jk that was pretty fuckin hilarious
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the whale dolphin babies all fought and only one remained and his name was John cena
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@Squirrelflight John Cena went on to fight in the WWE and became.... John CENAAAAAAAAA!!!
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@religionisforsheep sorry
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then John cena changed his name to ry, it was ry doon
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ry found a turtle. The turtle fell in love with ry. Ry then transformed into a turtle and was called spotty.
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This story is aids
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Rey screwed the damn turtle
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the turtle had 1 child and named him Sirius. When Sirius went to school he had 2 best friends thier names are Remus and wormtail.they all went to remus' den one day and...
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And had a threesome then the Turtle walked in on them all naked & sweaty the Turtle said: "Sirius!!! Just wait till your father comes home!!" Just then Remus & Wormtail gathered their clothes & ran out of the house...
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I just realized its Remus' house 😂
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u r fuckin hilarious
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Sirius' mother said what the hell where you thinking Sirius? I didn't raise a whore! Just then Sirius' father came home. The mother told the father the story. He said Sirius good job! And then there was a knock on the door it was Billy Cosby his friend,...
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@Squirrelflight why is it all about sex
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@HypnoticCat y sex
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@Glittercritter✨ y sex
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@Ethan y sex
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@religionisforsheep y sex
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@kat Because sex makes the world go around😝
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Then Bill Cosby gave everybody jello but little did they know it was spiked with a knock out drug. When everybody got knocked out he raped everybody😂😂
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@HypnoticCat sounds like my kind of party
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@HypnoticCat that sounds pretty accurate...
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Well then
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@Ethan😂
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@🍩CHOCOLATE🍪DEATH🍫 Ikr?😆
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When everybody came to they were all complaining about their butts. One guy said: "Them jello shots sure was strong so strong it made my ass hurt!"😂😂
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@PrincessTingTong fuck 😂
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Then that weird taxes guy who says that it doesn't take a genius to do taxes started to try to sell some weird insurance shit
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But the Tax guy turned out to be Hillary Clinton's tax advisor whose real agenda is to rip off all Americans & sell land to Russians to mine Uranium. And the Russians promised to give Hillary a 10% cut from what the Russians can mine.
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Bit then Donald Trump caught on to Hillary's crooked way & confiscated the land back from her & the Russians & kicked both of them out of the country.
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Now Hillary out of the job & has to prostitute herself to make ends meet. But no man wanted to get near her because she had a body of a Hippo. So she decided to whore herself to sewer rats & she lived happily ever after. THE END
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