You look out of the window , then you see a zombie apocalypse , what's your weapon right next to you ?

Dun dun dun... A....... Blanket :D great weapon lol

bow and arrow! KATNISS style!

ninja swards walking dead style

Break glass cup and stab them :)

A gun

this dick

funny

tommy gun

Good ol' TP

12 gauge pump an 22lr revolver always by my bed

a big ass knife

No guns especially NOT a machinegun! You wouldnt want to create a loud report that would attract more so-called Zombies. So either a Sword or Machete would be ideal because its noiseless. Use your head people...