A stranger approaches and you think they will mug you. You...

pull down my trousers, bend over, a release a stream of projectile shit at them

@Highqualitydirt lol

I would: Run and 😭

I would kick them beat them up and then call the police

Pretend to talk to someone on the phone. Its a classic

Standard reaction

pretend I have a gun

Once I get my concealed carry if he tried to mug me I'd shoot him

just smile and stand still I wouldn't anger him at all

Act like a complete retard and roll on the floor/grass and yell "Die you evil ants! Feel my wrath!" Then the person would probably walk away

@autumnpifer lol

@Heart beats ❤ Red Cheeks 😊me to

@autumnpifer lol

The first one but I like the third option... Jndsnsn Cheese!kjdsnfk

@Autumn Paige Hahahahahaha die you ants!! Die!!!!!!

@Autumn Paige funny

Fart in his general direction

Smile then run

Run runnn

I usually act like I have a gun and it works