Which religious story is the most far fetched?

Noah's ark is. Most other stories in the bible are realistic in context given there's an omniscient and all powerful god, but this story is just about some ordinary dude with no powers or help from a greater power, who somehow managed to make a giant ass boat and capture 2 of every species animal in the world...like what?

what's the story of Jonah and the whale? I forget

he traveled across the ocean in the mouth of a whale

I think they aren't far fetched they are just achieved with the help of god (the people In The Stories are gods friends)

so you believe the bible word for word?

...in the mouth of a whale? Okay I can definitely see why that ones on the list XD

yep i know, across an entire ocean for like a week or something

all of them :')

none of those. They were miracles that happened and if u think about it the mist far fetched thing ive ever heard of is the shit u believe in.

@dree_the_bæ Most scientific theories aren't nearly as far-fetched as you seem to think. They're entirely based off logic and things we can test/prove

ye... Two of every fucking animal on a boat isnt far fetched. Especially when considering we're still fucking discovering animals u imbecile

@🎩Llew🎩 That one wasn't even a miracle, it was just a normal guy with no help. That's why I think that one is actually far-fetched. The others make sends given that there's a god protecting them and whatnot, but that's just ridiculous

yeah like why did he even need to build an ark ? Why was god trying to wipe everything out? And if God wanted to save a few animals surely he could protect them with his powers rather than a guy having to build an ark

@🎩Llew🎩 we are only discovering new animals bc they're morphing from different species mixing together and when u actually READ the story it took him like 4 yrs to do all of it.

and that does make sense

@dree_the_bæ *evolving

Which is btw a theory that goes against the bible

it took about 2-3 years to build the fucking titanic

and it's not about different species mixing together, that was an extremely dumb thing to say. Species can only reproduce with each other not mix with other species successfully. They evolved through natural selection and cell mutation

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 no its not and u would actually know that if u read the bible

@🎩Llew🎩 well did they spend almost every hour of every day doing it? And were they told they would drown and die if they didn't do it in time? That would be a big motivator

can i just point out that there is no proof what happened in the bible was real. Its a collection of stories written long ago

for all we know, in a century people might worship harry potter, the boy who lived who defeated the dark lord and performs magic tricks like jesus

@dree_the_bæ wow. Of course I haven't read the bible. I am not a brainwashed Christian

@🎩Llew🎩 that's a very good point actually. It's basically the same thing as Harry Potter. Stories.

@dree_the_bæ are you telling me that science is wrong? Hahaah

@🎩Llew🎩 thats not at all what jesus was considered as. He was gods son sent down to earth

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 i think i commented that on the wrong argument. Im not sure 😅

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 we arent brainwashed. Its the people like u who think the world is so terrible that there cant be any light found who are. Even tho u wont admit it thats the reason u hate god so much

Wait no, its the right one

@dree_the_bæ some guy says he's the son of God and you all believe him..... Where's the evidence that he actually is.

@dree_the_bæ I never said the world is terrible ? You said you're not brainwashed but what you just said there sounds precisely like something that has been planted in your vulnerable mind

@dree_the_bæ actually, isnt it you who think the world is so terrible that there must be something else. Is this enough? Just this? Why do we feel the need to diminish it with lies and fairy tale? Does the notion there might not be an afterlife frighten you? Does the notion of nothingness scare you?

UMMM IDK MAYBE BC HE CANE BACK TO FUCKING LIFE 3 DAYS LATER

@🎩Llew🎩 🙌

*came

@🎩Llew🎩 I think us atheists are just realistic and not afraid of life and death to such an extent

@dree_the_bæ im sorry is there evidence than this other than a story, in a book, that could've been written by some guy on weed

U guys need to face the truth. There are plenty of things that can only be explained by the existence of jesus.

@dree_the_bæ doesn't prove anything. He could have been a wizard. A magician. A fucking fairy. Those aren't any more unrealistic as "the son of God"

@dree_the_bæ hang on, if we're all children of god, why is that fucktard so special?

@dree_the_bæ what makes ur holy book more realistic than the koran?

@dree_the_bæ HAHA we need to face the truth..... 😂😂😂😂😂

@dree_the_bæ if God exists why do other religions exist? And why has he created non-believers

ye, why would god create the capability of believing in another god

What makes him so special is that he died for us. And all the books of the bible were written by bystanders in other words "people who actually saw it happen" so maybe u need to check yourself before u wreck yourself

you could make up any random excuse for everything questioned about your religion. And that's the beauty of the brainwashing. Because the idea of God cannot be disproven. It's so sly and dark. They have created a race of people who are slaves to their invention

@dree_the_bæ he didn't die for anyone. He died because he was crazy.

@dree_the_bæ MLK died for his people why is jesus more special than him? MLK was a christian as well

thats hilarious. We arent slaves we do whatever the fuck we want. We just dont tolerate when other ppl are assholes about it

you act like he chose to die.... He was killed by Romans. Why would God kill his son.

and it isnt brainwashing. Miracles occur all the time. Do u think that shots just luck???

@dree_the_bæ you're supposed to love your neighbour and forgive them no matter what they do

he didnt create non-believers. U just walked away from ur path and retaliated against him.

@dree_the_bæ miracles.... You mean coincidences

@dree_the_bæ u havent answered my question. Whats the difference between jesus and MLK that makes jesus so special?

Yeah I do think that's luck. There are so many disasters. Why hasn't he stopped them.

@dree_the_bæ if God was real then he wouldn't have created the possibility for us to doubt him

@🎩Llew🎩 that he died for us and that he was perfect in all ways

He creates the possibility to test u. U have obviously failed

@dree_the_bæ why would God make his children suffer and die from cancer

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 that also exactly why i say u only dont belive in him out of hate bc u think theres just too much bad stuff for him to exist

@dree_the_bæ well then I am extremely proud to have failed.

@dree_the_bæ MLK died for a better world and he was a devout christian

Jesus died so that we could be forgiven for our sins forever and be able to mend a relationship with god. Did MLK do that?

@🎩Llew🎩 Jesus is the son of God, MLK was a reverend from Georgia

@dree_the_bæ no because nobody needs to be forgiven. God doesn't exist.

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 bc there has to be hardships in life.

umm no. MLK died to try and create a better world for the future and to help mankind to love everyone and not to judge people. Still pretty damn impressive isnt it

open your God damn eyes. Do you ever listen in science.

But he didnt sacrifice himself. He was shot against his will. Jesus had to willingly go and die while being nailed to a cross.

and THANK U @Ethan

@dree_the_bæ no he didn't. He was forcefully killed.

Jesus didn't have a choice.

but arent we all children of god? At least thats what i've gathered from the bible

@dree_the_bæ he was prepared to die for his cause like jesus. Jesus would have preferred not to die but he didnt have much say in the matter

AGAIN HAVE U READ THE FUCKING BIBLE? NO! Yes he did go willingly, he could have fought and run, but he didnt. He did what god told him was right

@dree_the_bæ AGAIN no I haven't aha

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 dont try and tell me what happened in the story of my religion that u clearly dont know enough about to be having a debate about it.

@dree_the_bæ you know nothing of my beliefs either yet you're telling me they're wrong...

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 you've got a point there

I still can't get over what you said about animals morphing from different species mixing.....

@dree_the_bæ do u think MLK thought he wasnt making any enemies? No. He knew people would despise him and want him dead. He could have run back to georgia and stayed there. But he didnt. He kept goin even though he knew people wamted him dead

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 u are atheist right? Bc if u are than i know all about what u believe bc my sister is atheist and we both understand each others religion perfectly.

@dree_the_bæ woah hold up. Atheism is not a religion

@🎩Llew🎩 JESUS LET PPL HANG HIM BY NAILS ON A CROSS, PUT A CROWN OF THORNS ON HIM, TAUNT HIM, AND LET HIM HANG THERE UNTIL HE DIED. MLK didnt make such sacrafices

@dree_the_bæ each other's religion??? Well firstly an atheist is someone with no religion. Clearly you do not understand my beliefs as you said that new animals are morphed from different species mixing.

my beliefs are that religious people are brainwashed. Which is something you do not understand.

@dree_the_bæ MLK didn't have a choice of his method of death

Also atheists don't all believe the same things

@dree_the_bæ umm jesus didnt suggest "hey roman dude! Lets hang me on a cross" he could've ran, but he didnt. Once he was caught/arrested he didnt "let" them do anything. The romans did whatever the fuck they wanted and jesus didnt have a choice

@dree_the_bæ to be fair Jesus was literally perfect because he was part of god, so he doesn't really count. Plus he was 100% assured he'd g to heaven and be at peace for all eternity. MLK didn't have that solace

@🎩Llew🎩 🙌 precisely what I was trying to say earlier

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 very good point

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 I agree that most religious people are brainwashed, but not all of them. The ones who still have their beds on their shoulders are rare and hard to find, but they're out there

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 i do understand ur beliefs. Animals mixing together has nothing to do with my understanding of what u believe.

yeah I mean the full on ones. There are some who just think that the idea of a god and heaven is wonderful but aren't ignorant about the other options. I respect those people

@dree_the_bæ yes it does. Since my beliefs are evolution.

evolution is a theory that goes against the bible, that is my alternative belief.

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 i accept the other options and am not ignorant about them. Im just not the kind of person who will just let their religion be misunderstood and made fun of, therefore i did something about it.

can we please all stop saying "animals mixing together"? It's lowering the IQ of everyone who reads this xD

@dree_the_bæ but you're telling me that my beliefs are wrong. I never made fun of your religion in the first place.

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 thats literally what i said. That jesus was perfect in all ways. And jesus did have a choice. He could have stopped the romans, but he didnt. He didnt resist at all while they tortured him until death.

also what you said about species mixing. That was completely wrong. How can you accept the other options when you don't even know what they are. You are saying that the theory of evolution is wrong. How is that accepting other options.

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 thats not what im saying. And species do mix occasionally. The "liger" is a real thing.

@dree_the_bæ nobody has the capability of letting that happen. Your body has reflexes that wouldn't allow you to let it happen.

@dree_the_bæ Yea but it's a much greater accomplishment for a mere imperfect mortal to do something amazing than it is for someone who has amazingness built into their DNA

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 u didnt make fun of my religion but u jumped on board with someone else who was

@dree_the_bæ the liger is infertile. They cannot reproduce. That is why species mixing is not the way that new animals come about.

@dree_the_bæ yes, after you insulted me.

@dree_the_bæ If you're going to argue for Christianity, can you please get your facts straight?

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 ur mind can control ur reflexes. And HE WAS GODS SON HE COULD DO WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTED TO

@dree_the_bæ again, i say, i only reacted like i did because u insulted my beliefs first. I may have overreacted but its a pet peeve when religious people talk down on science

When species mix together they produce infertile offspring. Why do you think that ligers are so rare.

@🎩Llew🎩🙌

@Ethan please enlighten me on her mistakes, I would love to know what's wrong

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 she said that Christianity has been around for all of time, when it's really been around for 2000 years

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 She also said that Judaism came after Christianity, which is also wrong

@Ethan yea man I agree. You can't act like you're right and everyone else is wrong when half the shit you say is false information lol

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 That's the shit that pisses me off

@Ethan dude u have no idea what im going through right now so could u PLS stop pointing out all the little mistakes that i make?

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 not always.

@Ethan lol and she had a go at me for not knowing the bible

@dree_the_bæ yes always. Species evolve. That's how new species come about.

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 i wasnt trying to insult u i was trying to tell u to BACK THE FUCK OFF AND LEAVE MY RELIGION ALONE

"Little mistakes" they're pretty damn big mistakes if you ask me

@dree_the_bæ no you wished for my ashes to be turned into the bible.....

@dree_the_bæ those really aren't little mistakes, and whatever you're going through is irrelevant to your knowledge of the religion you believe in full-heartily

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 u dont understand the bible and FYI it doesnt say exactly when christianity came about.

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 🙌

@dree_the_bæ yes it does

@dree_the_bæ I never said I understood the bible.......

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 i respect ur opinion but this isnt ur battle so could u pls stay out of it?

@dree_the_bæ she's entitled to her opinion. This is everyone's battle.

@dree_the_bæ im not trying to start anything. But since christianity is the belief in jesus, and jesus didnt exist till 2000 years ago, logic would imply that christianity began after jesus was born

@dree_the_bæ well I mean it's 2014 AD right now...AD means after death of Christ, and Christianity is based off of Jesus, so I think it's fair to say Christianity is about 2000 years old

@Ethan oh really? Than give me the exact year.

@dree_the_bæ hey, I'm just sharing my opinion like everyone else. It's as much my "battle" as it is yours

it says about when christianity came about and im trying to defend our beliefs not what time our religion became a religion.

@dree_the_bæ how old are you? Because you're extremely lacking in knowledge and common sense

@dree_the_bæ about 33 AD

@dree_the_bæ but the point is you can't defend your beliefs if you know nothing about them, such as important facts like when they first came about

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 i am not extremely lacking in knowledge. Maybe u should think about not being a total bitch.

@dree_the_bæ likewise

and im sorry i didnt say the exact right thing. Im not perfect. IM NOT JESUS

@dree_the_bæ but you're blaming me for getting things wrong....

i cant understand why u would want to believe that after death there is nothing. Why?

@dree_the_bæ because I want to believe what is true

I don't want to believe something that is false

@dree_the_bæ I think people should believe in what seems most plausible, not what they want to be true, and I think these guys agree. Sure they'd love to be eternally at bliss after death, but they can't believe in things that aren't proven because that's just not how they think.

is it because u are SO ignorant that nothing could have created us but some rock and a miracle? It was god who created us and no matter how much u want to tell me otherwise i wont believe u. So go ahead and try to throw ur beliefs all over mine but it wont change my mind

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 yeah I agree with that. I'd love to have a blissful afterlife, it is just so unbelievable

@dree_the_bæ I think that you're missing the point about this whole evolution thing

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 what i belive isnt false. There have been scientific studies that show that jesus existed.

@dree_the_bæ I'm not trying to get you to change your mind. "Some rock and a miracle" that just shows how ignorant YOU are.

@dree_the_bæ Can you please explain to me how it's ignorant to believe in something that can be proven and has reason and evidence on its side, yet it's apparently logical to believe on something that is based on word of mouth, tradition and blind faith?

@dree_the_bæ HAHAAHAAH that's the best you've said yet

@Ethan yeah I think so too

@Ethan this isnt about fucking evolution. If u are going to join the conversation at least understand what we are talking about.

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑🙌

@dree_the_bæ religion and science aren't opposing forces and I'm not saying one is better than the other, but you can't just say bullshit when the exact opposite of what you're saying is true

@dree_the_bæ yes there is proof jesus existed. But no proof he walked on water or turned water into wine

@dree_the_bæ what the hell are you smoking?

@dree_the_bæ yeah it was about evolution at one point.

if they prove an afterlife, great count me in. Im looking forward. But until that point. Im not gonna get my hopes up

@Ethan 😂

@🎩Llew🎩 I agree

I can't even right now

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 it isnt blind faith. Its understanding that not everything in the world is fully believable to some ppl. The ppl who think there isnt enough good for god to exist are the ones who are lost.

@Ethan ahaha 😂😂

@Ethan u realize ur kind of debating against the girl who is trying to defend ur religion right?

she completely ignored my scientific points that proved her wrong

@dree_the_bæ I agree that it's possible that there are some things in the universe that can't be proven, but that doesn't mean that you can just make up something not prove-able and claim its fact. That's illogical

@dree_the_bæ isnt the people who see the good in the world and say it's the work of a higher being lost? Do u believe man is so corrupt and evil that without god there would be no good?

@dree_the_bæ what does it matter? Just because he's Christian doesn't mean he has to be on your side or agree with you. He wasn't even debating or saying that we were right.

Look i understand that u guys cant believe in anything until u see it, but thats not how most of the world works so dont expect ppl to just always believe in what u do

@dree_the_bæ blind faith has everything to do with believing in God

@dree_the_bæ we don't

@Ethan not all of our religion is based on having blind faith

Even Ethan is disproving you with your points on your own religion. That really says someone

*something

@dree_the_bæ the definition of blind faith is believing without true understanding

@dree_the_bæ the same works both ways. U can't expect people to believe in anything which has no substantial proof. Science puts its belief in whats observed. If whats observed changes, science will change with it. Religion cannot change

@🎩Llew🎩 thats not at all what i said. I said that just bc theres bad doesnt mean there is no god

@🎩Llew🎩 it does have proof. What proof do ur beliefs have besides being bitter and not believing that anyone is right except u?

@dree_the_bæ we never said there is no good

@dree_the_bæ We believe in what we think to be true logically. You believe in what you want to be true morally. We're just two different types of people, that's all.

@Ethan we do have true understanding in SOME of our religion. Not all of it is blind faith

You're assuming that we think that the world is terrible. We haven't said that.

well, there are researchs showing that the world is a billions years old, there are observations which suggest the world was created when the sun was created. Science has discovered how stars are created

We're not all like this, please believe me

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 that i can agree with.

@dree_the_bæ all the scientific proof........

they have landed a probe on a comet and they believe that they will find signs of organic life

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 there is scientific proof that christianity is real

Whats been observed leads science to theories it makes. Religion, is theories made ages ago by people who hadnt the resources to observe this far

@Ethan I am glad that you are here. You're giving me some hope that not all religious people are like this.

@dree_the_bæ religion has no proof whatsoever and scientific theories have a lot. Here we go again with you claiming bullshit when the truth is the exact opposite of what you're saying. Science: the process of looking for answers to questions we can test to prove Religion: the process of looking for answers to things we can't test to prove That's the only difference

@dree_the_bæ christianity is real because its a belief. Its like saying there is scientific proof that islam exists or atheism

and im not saying that u guys think there is no good im saying that since there are some things that are bad there cant be a god

@dree_the_bæ Christianity is a religion of course it's real. Their beliefs, however, are not

Australia isn't real btw

@dree_the_bæ for the record I think there can be a god (I'm agnostic)

yeah I'm not saying that God definitely doesn't exist. I just believe that there is no God. I'm not saying my opinion is fact.

U know what? Im not claiming bullshit. U should read the bible, watch the movie the conjuring or the exorcist and TELL ME THEN. IS MY GOD REAL TO U AFTER HE TAKES A DEMON OUT OF A CHILD? IS HE REAL TO U WHEN HE SAVES AN INNOCENT PERSONS LIFE? IS HE REAL TO U WHEN HE SAVES SOMEONE U LOVE EVEN THOUGH U HAVE BEEN SO RESILIENT AGAINST U THAT U DONT DESERVE IT?

wtf

@dree_the_bæ It is bullshit, there's no proof. Those are movies, man. And there are logical reasons why good things happen

are you saying that the conjuring is real....

look. Its late, im tired. Can we all agree, that we can neither prove the existence of a higher being or disprove it. Therefore we must all concede that there is a possibility of its existance and of its non-existance. We do not have to believe it only to recognise the possibility

@Ethan how the fuck is that relevant in any way shape or form?

What did she say?

so are vampires

wont load on my screen

@🎩Llew🎩 yes! And as I earlier said, that is the beauty of the idea of a god. It's the perfect invention.

Australia is a government conspiracy and Twilight proves that vampires are real

@🎩Llew🎩 Well I mean that's what I've believed all along XD #TeamAgnostics

@dree_the_bæ lol it's called a joke. He was mocking you

im an atheist but i recognise i could be wrong

there is proof the conjuring is real. The real demonologists in that movie have home recordings, pics of the family, and the freaking annabelle doll in that very room thats in the movie. Hell yeah its real. They even wrote books about all the cases they investigated. Maybe u should go read one

@dree_the_bæ and that right there is evidence to prove that you have low intelligence

too long again

@dree_the_bæ omg she has to be trolling

how old are you???!?!?

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 I'm not mocking her, those are just old arguments that I've made on here before

@dree_the_bæ The thing about people is everyone lies. Those people who make those recording or whatever probably faked em (of they're even real)

@Ethan I am so confused. I assume you were giving other examples of what she is basically saying?

Im sorry is this coming from the girl who thinks that nobody can possibly be right about beliefs than her? Im sorry its just that at least i respect ur beliefs other than saying theres no way that anything is right except me

@dree_the_bæ ITS A FRICKING MOVIE

Can someone tell me whats going on in a very brief comment cause hers wont load

wait, what did she say?

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 this wasnt ur debate to begin with but u just had to join in and make this a longer night than it needs to be.

@Ethan dw im confused

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 not all movies are fake.

@dree_the_bæ who are you talking about here? Because me, Miranda and lew have all stated that our beliefs are not fact

@dree_the_bæ it's anyone's fight who wants it to be their fight

tgose demonologist are real. The huband died a couple yrs ago. They have a book written about what happened while they were studying that case

@dree_the_bæ this all started because you fired abuse at me!

WHAT MOVIE IS SHE TALKING ABOUT?

And many other cases. Maybe u should try and read them

you can't believe everything you read online

@Ethan the conjuring

lol I'm done😂

@Ethan she's saying that the conjuring and the exorcist are real

Look at the question and who asked it. None of this was intended to go to u. And the question was offensive.

@dree_the_bæ the movie says "this is a true story" they say that to scare people. Only an idiot would believe it.

Ok can we all just stop now its late and i'd like to sleep 😄

@Ethan ok thank god ur done. Pls leave

@🎩Llew🎩 what time is it in wales?

@dree_the_bæ then why would you aim a negative comment towards me?

I havent even seen the movie but i have gone into the REAL room with the things from their cases and that scary looking doll is real.

@Ethan 00:28

I have also read the book that they wrote about studying that case and many others.

@dree_the_bæ YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE!!!!!

@dree_the_bæ omg of course it's a real object :L

@🎩Llew🎩 Goodnight

oh my god stop please!!😩

@dree_the_bæ you're just purposely being dumb now

@🎩Llew🎩 goodnight bae😘

And ive seen the bottom of the steps from where they filmed the exorcist. They were covered in blood. I have also seen pics of the real little girl who was possessed

@Ethan goodnight sugartits

@🎩Llew🎩 😉

@🎩Llew🎩 goodnight lew you don't have to continue commenting if you need to sleep

@dree_the_bæ well obviously they're going to say they're right in their book...they're biased and want publicity and money. Just because you saw a creepy doll doesn't mean that doll is possessed (if you're even telling the truth)

Just because i havent seen the movie doesnt mean i know its not real. My family has had things happen that can only be explained my demons.

and by being repelled by god.

@dree_the_bæ ITS STAGED. ITS A MOVIE. ITS A SET. ITS FAKE.

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 i know but its a strange convo and i dont wanna miss it but at the same time its been a long day. Im torn

what if potatoes are the reason behind ebola?

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 why dont u chat with me on a separate private chat so we dont have to bother them so that they can sleep.

@🎩Llew🎩 I feel the exact same, I can't resist commenting

what if blueberries are the real source of calcium our bodies need?

What if im actually a woman?

what if this app is a way for the koreans to judge the iq of westerners?

@🎩Llew🎩 C'est trop tard, dormis! Bonsoir

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 this is a convo fro everyone not just for me and you, Miranda is still commenting and lew is interested

what if sloths are the real illuminati?

what if music is actually silence?

what if water is actually poisonous?

what if bacon is actually strips of himan flesh?

what if porn is actually watched for the storyline?

What if @dree_the_bæ is trolling us all (the most likely thing)

what if babies are ordered from ikea?

what if christmas is actually easter?

what if santa was the easter bunny?

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 im sorry that i know what really happened but i guess u can go ahead and live ur perfect little disappointment u call a life and ignore the facts.

what if llew is actually doing this in an attempt to stop the flow of conversation?

what if llew is actually ethan?

@dree_the_bæ what facts exactly? You're calling opinions and people's words facts.

@🎩Llew🎩 what if u shut up?

what if boobies are actually boring? Nah!

What if life is simply a hologram?

@🎩Llew🎩 lol of course you are doing it to stop the convo :') ahaha for a minute I thought you were doing a good job

what if beds are actually carpets?

This conversation went from interesting to bullshit to interesting to bullshit to interesting to flat-out retarded

What if the bongoes are actually tuneful?

what if a salmon is actually tuna?

There are fucking pictures of the real possessed girl!!!! And there are news headlines of the fucking deaths of the priests from the exorcist

Right I am going to sleep, I will reply in the morning. Well done lew ;)

*llew

what if chips are actually severed fingers of russian sex slaves?

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 bye dumbass.

@#HCQ sweetcattiem👑 ahaha thank u!

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 ahaha I know!

@dree_the_bæ byeee 😘

@dree_the_bæ people lie, people make stuff up, people fake things, people want publicity, people want money, people want you spreading the word about their little movie even if through debates like this so more people watch it

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 i will do more what ifs if u dont stfu!!

@🎩Llew🎩 mkay xD sorry, go to sleep

@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 that reminds me of Jeff 😂

my name is jeff

Good for you

please have a bad life

@Shiningstarlight Who?

I'm a wizard, Harry!

THEY ALL HAPPENED UGGGGGHHH U ALL GET ME SOOOO ANGRY

then stop

@Epabon12 lol yeah course they did. Are you saying that dinosaurs aren't real.