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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
Nope. Idek if I'm old enough.
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
nah
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I work for linkbucks idk if that counts cause I don't actually do out I just do it from my coumputer.
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I had an interview to volunteer at the hospital but the bitchy lady there hated me so I don't think that's going to work out
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 it's cool that you tried to volunteer at a hospital. I hope it works out, but what exactly made the lady bitchy?
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 lmao
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5197 3 449032415 profile 679502 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 Why was she being an ass to you?
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I went in this morning for the interview and she only asked me two questions: Do you have any previous work experience and why do you want to work here. Then the rest of the time she made snarky comments, complained about how I have no work experience, complained about how I'm a high school student, and claiming that I need several days of training, 2 letters of recommendation, and agree to at least a year long contract to make the training worthwhile for the hospital.
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You know what job I asked for? Stocking closets. Do I really need that much training to stock closets? Do I really need previous job experience to stock closets? Do I really need to have graduated high school to stock closets? Do I really need letters of recommendation from people saying I'm capable of picking things up and placing them on shelves?
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5707 3 profile 477722
and I didn't appreciate her attitude <.<
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5197 3 449032415 profile 679502 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 Maybe shes threatened because you're young & shes old, old worn out ladies feel threatened when a younger more vibrant female walks in on their territory.😂
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@🔱Sakanaru🔱 😏 Hahaha totes 👌
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 were there others there, and does she just do the interviews but not the picking? Because if she just gives a report, the hospital probably won't make you get a ton of training.
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@Sarah I was the only one there and I don't know. Hopefully they won't, although I don't know of I even wanna volunteer there anymore. I'm thinking about working at a froyo shop instead xD at least then I'm needed and I get paid
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 go with the froyo. You will be surrounded by icecream like substances! 🍦🍦🍦
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@Sarah haha yea! It's a nice little place too with a big tv and everything
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 go for it then! 👍
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
In our school ur expected to do at least 20 hours of volunteer work
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
@🎩Llew🎩 is it fun???
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
depends what ur doin
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
oh true
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@🎩Llew🎩 Really? How responsible. If you're in certain programs or clubs you have to do volunteer work, but none of owe are mandatory
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
its not mandatory but its expected of you and they supply u with resources to do it
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
@🎩Llew🎩 what kinds of things do they have?
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
well they gives u numbers of local charities which u can help with or primary schools u can go to
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
U fit the voluntary work into ur free lessons
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@🎩Llew🎩 oh, mkay. Did you do it?
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
@🎩Llew🎩 oh coolz
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
i am doin it. I helped coach the younger football teams, im a mentor for younger pupil, i help year 8 in maths and i tutored maths to people doin their exams this month
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
@🎩Llew🎩 that's a lot to take on plus school!
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
well the football occurs after school, mentor is every now and again, help year 8 once a week, tutoring is finished bcuz they've done their exams
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oh that's nice We have a tutoring program here but I've never bothered to look into it since I'm god awful at explaining things
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Sometimes Friends and Sometimes Enemies Clarence was an angel.. And Desdemona was a demon.. They were best friends since kindergarten. Until one day the half demon and half angel queen announced that angels and demons should NOT be friends. So to this day that is why they are NOT friends. ( I don't know if that is true, but enjoy! ) Oh and by the way after the announcement, Clarence and Desdemona didn't see each other for years! ENJOY, GUYS! ???: Wake up, Clarence. You are going to earth to experiment the life there! Clarence: Really, Angelina!? ( Angelina is the mom. ) I'm overjoyed now! But I'll also miss you a bit.. * Hugs Angelina tightly * Angelina: Honey, don't let anything.. And I mean anything terrible happen to you! Promise? Clarence: Yes, Angelina! Angelina: You may go now.. Have a safe and exciting day to high school. * Smiles * Clarence: Understand, mother! GOODBYE, MOTHER! Angelina: GOODBYE, SWEETIE! I LOVE YOU INFINITY AND BEYOND! Clarence: ME TOO! * Flies off * 8 minutes later... Clarence: Now I just need to disguise myself.. There you go! This should do. ???: Wake up, little devil! Desdemona: Ugh.. Is this the day, father? ???: Excuse me! Call me Satan! Desdemona: U-uh as you wish, Satan.. Satan: And yes it is, Desdemona. You are going to earth. Desdemona: With irritated humans?! THAT'S LIKE THE WORST THING EVER! Satan: Calm down, DESDEMONA! You're going to experiment the life up there! Desdemona: * Sighs * Fine, but do I have to? Satan: Obviously! Now go up! Desdemona: Fine.. It's like hell. You know what I mean? Satan: GO! Desdemona: * Flies up * 7 minutes later.. Desdemona: I need to do a stupid disguise as a human! That should do.. * Walks and bumps into someone * Clarence: * Falls down * Ouch.. Desdemona: Owww.. * Stands up * Watch where you're going, idiot- Clarence: Is that really.. You? Desdemona: C-c-Clarence? Clarence: I MISS YOU SO MUCH! Desdemona: Clarence me too, but I have to go. Weren't you sent down by your mum? Clarence: Yeah.. We're you sent down here by your dad? Desdemona: Duh! I mean.. Of course.. Clarence: The queen made a rule.. Remember? Desdemona: Yeah.. I don't want to follow that dumb, stupid rule she made up! Clarence: Me too, but.. I must follow the rules. I am an angel, yes? Desdemona: Yep, you are. Damien did this experiment before.. ( Damien is her brother. ) He said he met this gorgeous girl named Gianna or whatever her name is. He dated her, but he had to go deep down to hell again and Gianna kept crying. How sensitive is that?! He watched Gianna up there. Clarence: But it must hurt to have your love ones gone, right? Desdemona: She never really knew Damien anyway! I think Gianna is dumb though! Clarence: Eh, I guess so.., but Damien could of told Gianna that. Desdemona: I heard Gianna was a fat mouth who wouldn't shut the heck up, so why would Damien tell her? Clarence: Jee, I think that is a bit rude to say, Desdemona.. Desdemona: I really don't care. Clarence: Where do we go now? Desdemona: Really, Clarence? You're so idiotic and NOT smart! I MEAN.. Sorry.. I just got furious. Clarence: * Laughs * It's definitely fine! Desdemona: Meh.. Alrighty then. Clarence: But really.. Where do we go now? Desdemona: No clue. Clarence: Oh yeah! We're going to start high school! Desdemona: AHHHHHHHH! SAY WHAT!? Clarence: Umm.. I said we are going to start high school.. Something wrong, Des? Desdemona: OF COURSE! Clarence: Calm down, Des.. Take a deep breathe.. Desdemona: * Takes a deep breathe * Clarence: Good job. Now all we have to do is find the high school. It's Anvil High School.. Desdemona: Am I the only one who notices there's an from angel and vil from devil!? Clarence: Whoa, you're right! Well let's fly to there. Desdemona: * Coughs * Ummm.. We have no wings, remember? As a human you have no wings. Clarence: Heh.. I forgot, sorry! Desdemona: Well what are we standing here for? Let's run! Clarence: Okie! Desdemona: There it is! Clarence: You're correct! Desdemona: Um.. Well? Should we go inside? Clarence: No. We need to think of a plan. Desdemona: * Tries to open door * Clarence: Hey, hey hey! Don't think about it, Desdemona. Desdemona: Tch.. Clarence: Hmm.. Okay.. I got the school phone number. Desdemona: What is it? Clarence: 119 ( 646 ) 371.. Desdemona: That's a weird phone number. Clarence: You don't have to say everything's weird, Desdemona.. Desdemona: * Pushes Clarence to the side * Don't you dare offend ME! Clarence: Sorry! But really.. Desdemona: DANG IT. The door is locked! Clarence: See, I told you. We need to get the key somehow.. Desdemona: * Turns into Demon Form * Clarence: DES! Don't do that! Desdemona: I'm gonna fly up to the window and get the key, crazy angel! Clarence: Fine, but you better be careful.. Because people might see you as a demon.. Desdemona: * Gasps * * Whispers * I see the key! Clarence: Careful! Get it now. Desdemona: Eek! I made it. Clarence: Awesome job! Now we may open the door. Desdemona: Wait a sec.. There's a doorbell.. Clarence: Guess we should of used that. Go put it away please, Des. Desdemona: UGH! FINE THEN! So annoying! * Flies up to put it away * Clarence: * Rings doorbell * Desdemona: * Changes into human form * ???: Oh, why are you two girls here? Clarence: Well you see we're starting high school and it'd be a pleasure if we- Desdemona: We want to get in there NOW! ???: I'm the janitor and of course you may come in. Clarence: What is your name, janitor? ???: Jackie. I'm 46 years- old. Clarence: Nice! Desdemona: Where is are classroom? Jackie: Well you have to go to the office and get your papers and what lockers you get and what classroom. Clarence: There's the office! Jackie: Good luck! Desdemona: * Runs in * ???: Who are you? Clarence: We are going to this school and we're new. * Smiles * Desdemona: Ehhhh, yup. ???: I'm Mrs. Price. And I am the principal. What are your names? Desdemona: Uh my name is Desdemona.. Clarence: My name is Clarence, Mrs. Price. Mrs. Price: Last names please? Desdemona: Andrews.. Clarence: Lopez. Mrs. Price: Here are your papers. Desdemona: * Walks out of office * Clarence: Thank you very much! Mrs. Price: You're welcome! Desdemona: My homeroom is.. M-MATH?! I hate math! Clarence: I love math. And my homeroom is math too! Desdemona: Ugh.. At least there's you. Clarence: Yay! ???: Well, well, well.. It looks like those girls are friends.. Didn't I make a rule? ???: Yes, Queen Saraphina.. You did indeed. Queen Saraphina: ROBO GO GET THEM! Robo: Yes, you're majesty! Desdemona: So.. My locker is 285. Clarence: Mine is 284. Desdemona: Wow, what a coincidence... We're so lucky. Clarence: * Nods * Robo: Roooooooobooooo! Clarence: W-W-WHO ARE YOU?! Desdemona: IT'S QUEEN SARAPHINA'S MONSTERS! Robo: YOU'RE CORRECT! ROOOOOOOBOOOO! * People screaming teachers telling kids to run and everybody is out of building * Clarence: ROBO, IS THAT HOW YOU TREAT THIS NEW SCHOOL!? IT WAS JUST BUILT! AND WHY WOULD QUEEN SARAPHINA DO SUCH A THING? Desdemona: I HAVE NO FREAKING CLUE! Queen Saraphina: * Laughs evilly * This is why you two girls don't disobey me! HOW NAUGHTY! Desdemona: SHUT THE HECK UP, STALKER QUEEN! I HATE YOU SO MUCH! Clarence: Queen Saraphina how could YOU!? I.. HATE YOU! Queen Saraphina: * Gasps * Did you just say I hate you!? You girls should earn your punishments now! YOU TWO GO TO MY DUNGEON OF HORROR! Robo, get them NOW! Robo: * Uses to huge hands and picks them up to Queen Saraphina's dungeon * 10 minutes later... Robo: Stay in there! YOU WILL ACHIEVE YOUR DEATHS! You girls are the people who disobey the queen the MOST! Clarence: ROBO! NO PLEASE! Desdemona: * Steps on Clarence's shoe * * Whispers * Don't say please, dimwit! Clarence: * Puts hands on face and covers entire face and sobs * Robo: Wait till the queen gets back, losers! Desdemona: GRRRRRR! Clarence, you little... Clarence: I'M SORRY, OKAY!? Desdemona: Hmph! Fine, but next time you're gonna get a painful hit from me! Clarence: A-alright.. 3 minutes later... Queen Saraphina: Oh, girls.. I'm sorry, but you should of thought smart! YOU LAWBREAKERS! Desdemona: * Punches Queen Saraphina through the bars * Clarence: * Eyes widens * Queen Saraphina: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?! Desdemona: * Changes into demon form * I punched you, old lady! Queen Saraphina: I'M NOT OLD! I'M 31 YEARS- OLD! Clarence: GET US OUT OF HERE! Queen Saraphina: Why would I? Explain to me why I should get you guys out of here. Desdemona: Clarence.. Explain to her. Clarence: You should get us out of here because.. We didn't mean to talk! We wanted to go somewhere else, but then we got carried away and kept talking nonstop! * Changes into angel form * Desdemona: EXACTLY! Queen Saraphina: Oh, I see. You little chitchat boxes! Naughty teens.. Who will not listen.. FINE! THAT RULE IS FREE! You may be friends with a demon! And an angel! But if I make a new rule, and you two chitchat boxes don't listen, you girls will DIE! Clarence: THANKS SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! Desdemona: Thanks.. A lot I guess.. Queen Saraphina: Now leave this dungeon once in for all. Clarence: I'm so happy, that I'm crying.. Desdemona: What a oversensitive reason.. WE ALREADY DIED! Clarence: But we'll be zombies if she kills us again.. Desdemona: Wanna go check that high school? Clarence: Sure. * Changes into human form * Desdemona: * Changes into human form * 12 minutes later.. Clarence: Everyone is back in the school. Desdemona: Uh huh. Clarence: Okay.. Let's go in our classroom. It's all the way upstairs to floor 3. Desdemona: That's like an hour cause it's really long up to the stairs! Clarence: I know.. But there's an elevator. Desdemona: K! I NEED THE ELEVATOR! Clarence: Alright then. As you wish! 38 seconds later.. Desdemona: That was as quick as a cheetah! Clarence: Haha! Well we better get to class! Desdemona: Uh hello? Our homeroom is in front of us. Clarence: Oh. Hehe! ???: Oh hi! Welcome to our school! You girls are new? Desdemona: Yeah, can't you see? Clarence: * Covers Desdemona's mouth * Yes, we are new. ???: Oh! My name is Ms. Hendrix! I'm 41 years- old. What are your names, beautiful young ladies? Desdemona: Desdemona Andrews. Clarence: Clarence Lopez. * Smiles brightly * Ms. Hendrix: Cool names! Take a seat. There are two open seats at the back of the class next to each other. Please don't mind if you two can't see that well. Desdemona: I guess I don't mind. Clarence: It's totally okay! I'm fine at the back! Ms. Hendrix: Thank you, Clarence and Desdemona. ???: * Giggles * Desdemona and Clarence? THOSE NAMES ARE LIKE SOOOO SILLY! Desdemona: DON'T INSULT US, SPOILED GIRL! Clarence: That's very rude to insult us! ???: My name is Beatrix. And my last name Williams. Ms. Hendrix: Beatrix, do not insult them! That is very disrespectful! And Desdemona you don't call her spoiled girl! Their names are beautiful! Now starting with math.. Desdemona: Let's raise are hands if we can go to the restroom. Clarence: Sure. Ms. Hendrix: Yes, Clarence and Desdemona? Clarence: We need to go to the bathroom. Ms. Hendrix: Quickly. Desdemona: Let's go! Clarence: I know. Beatrix: Can I go? Ms. Hendrix: Fine go! Beatrix: Why hello girls! Desdemona: What the.. What do you want from us? Clarence: Why did you follow us here? Beatrix: To beat you two up. Desdemona: HA! How would you beat us up? Two against one! Clarence: Try us then. Beatrix: I learned karate like 6 years ago! I'm a total expert! I was 9 years- old years ago! Clarence: We'd like to see it. Desdemona: * Turns into demon * Clarence: * Turns into angel * Beatrix: WHAT THE! HOW COULD YOU GUYS POSSIBLY TRANSFORM INTO THOSE CREATURES?! Desdemona: Because we are, vain idiot! Clarence: Yup, we are. So can you defeat us or not? Beatrix: I don't know! MAMA HELP ME! Desdemona: * Laughs * That is ridiculous. You're a baby! Clarence: Come on, beat us up already. Beatrix: * Kicks very hard * It isn't working at all! Clarence: L-o-l we have a shield around us. Humans cannot break it. Even if they try the hardest! Desdemona: You're such a foolish girl, Beatrix! Beatrix: O-M-G! HELP! * Runs out of bathroom fast * Clarence: That was fun, partner! Desdemona: You betcha. Let's get out of this restroom. Ms. Hendrix: Oh you're back you three. We have a test. 6 hours later of school... Desdemona: I need to return to hell. Clarence: I need to return to heaven. ???: Hi.. I heard you two girls were new in school? Desdemona: Why do you need to know, stalker? * Puts hands on hips * Clarence: * Sighs * Desdemona, don't be rude again. And of course, we are! What is your name? ???: Edward.. My birthday is on March 24.. Desdemona: Why did you randomly and suddenly say your birthday is on March 24.. Edward: I don't know.. I just wanted to see if you guys are older than me.. Clarence: My birthday is on Christmas. December 25th. Desdemona: October 31 which is on Halloween.. I'm 16.. Clarence: I'm 15. Edward: I'm 15 too.. My favorite color is light yellow.. Clarence: Sky blue. Desdemona: Blood red. Edward: AHHHH! * Hides behind Clarence * Clarence: No need to be scared, Edward. She's just like that, okay? Desdemona: People have their own opinions and if you think that's scary then, you're not a strong man! Edward: I'm a strong man, see?! * Doesn't hide from Desdemona anymore * Clarence: You are a strong man, Edward! Desdemona: Don't be so friendly to him. He's a shy boy who's not like a man! Edward: Maybe, my true identity is strong! Desdemona: Oh yeah? What if I told you I was a demon? Edward: AHHHHHHH! * Runs away back to home * Clarence: Wait, Edward! Desdemona, why did you have to say that? Desdemona: Why do you care for him anyway? Clarence: I'm an angel, I have to care for everyone.. Even my worst enemies! Don't make me talk back to you. Desdemona: I don't care about Edward one single bit! So why do you? Clarence: I already told you.. I said I'm an angel. I have to care for everyone! Are you jealous? Desdemona: NO I AM NOT JEALOUS! Clarence: It's fine if you are jealous. Desdemona: I TOLD YOU.. I'm not! Clarence: Okay then.. Back at Heaven & Hell Desdemona: Satan, I'm back. Satan: Ready to tell me what happened at high school today? Desdemona: There was this vain girl at school. It looked like she cared about herself very much. And she said she learned karate 6 years ago. And she tried to beat me and Clarence up. And Queen Saraphina brought us to her dungeon. Then Queen Saraphina said that angels and devils/demons can be friends again. And there was this boy named Edward, and he was a shy and weird boy. Satan: That's an odd first day of school.. Desdemona: It sure was. And Angelina asked the same thing to Clarence and Clarence almost said the same thing as Desdemona. The next day at school.. Clarence: Good morning, Desdemona. You over it now? Desdemona: Yeah kinda.. Clarence: Excellent. Edward: Hi Clarence! Desdemona: * Whispers to Clarence * Please avoid him and say sorry not today! Clarence: Fine just this once, Desdemona.. Sorry not today, Edward. I'm really really sorry! Edward: Oh.. You're hanging out with Desdemona? Clarence: Yeah, I am. So I can't hang out with you today. Edward: OH. Maybe you can be BFFS with me! Desdemona: TCH! Oh please.. Clarence and I are already BFFS. How's that going to work? Clarence: Uh.. We can definitely work it out! He can be my second BFF! Desdemona: You've got a point there.. But I just want you to just be BFFS with me! * Covers mouth with hands * Clarence: Did I just hear what I think I did? Edward: You heard what she said.. She said," But I just want you to be BFFS with me!" Clarence: Oh my goodness gracious.. Desdemona! You'll always be my BFF, no matter what! You're my very first BFF after all! Desdemona: What about first friend and first BFF? * Makes dirty look * Clarence: Oh, I used to have this BFF, but now we're not. We're only friends. Desdemona: Oh.. What is her name? Clarence: Her name is Ivory. Desdemona: Oh.. Umm.. That is a snowy name. I like it. Clarence: Finally, you'd admit you're jealous.. Desdemona: If you say I'm jealous one more time, I'll slap your face for sure.. Edward: Well the bell rang.. We better get to class. 6 hours later.. Edward: Hey, Clarence. * Smiles * Clarence: Hey, Edward! * Smiles back politely * Desdemona: Hi- * Spies at Clarence and Edward * Clarence: I better go check on Desdemona. I promise to talk to you later! Edward: Okay.. * Turns away slowly and walks with head down * Clarence: I hope Edward is fine.. Desdemona: Hey, why were you with that Edward guy!? I was spying on you all along! Clarence: It's not what you think! I told him I wanted to talk to you! Why are you always being jealous about this? Desdemona: FORGET IT! SCREW EVERYONE! No one understands my feelings except my father Satan! I HATE EVERYBODY! Clarence: DESDEMONA! You're my MOST VERY BEST FRIEND in the whole world! I really mean it! Don't hate me please! I love you as my BFF! Desdemona: * Out of breathe * Me too.., but I thought you were my BFF.. Clarence: YOU ARE! Desdemona: THEN.. How come you.. YOU.. Never show up when I need help like in third grade I got bullied by these crazy boys! How come you never showed up, huh!? Clarence: Maybe.. Maybe you're right.. Maybe I'm not a very kind and helpful angel.. I apologize.. * Tears stream down cheeks * Desdemona: Wait Clarence.. I apologize! I AM VERY VERY VERY SORRY FOR HAVING MY OWN BFF CRY! Clarence: You said you hated me! Now what are you going to do about it?! I really thought you were my only true BFF! Desdemona: I'm sorry.. I'm so sorry.. * Cries * Clarence: Sorry, Desdemona.. But.. You can only be my friend.. Desdemona: NO I'LL KILL MYSELF IF I CAN ONLY BE YOUR FRIEND! SAY I'M YOUR BFF, PLEASE! Clarence: I can't.. My soul cannot let me say it.. Wait let me try.. You're my.. Desdemona: Come on.. Say it..! Clarence: ENEMY! Desdemona: WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THAT?! And say that!? I HATE YOU! Clarence: MY SOUL COULDN'T LET ME SAY IT! YOU'RE MY BFF! Desdemona: Then how come you can say it now?! Clarence: I don't know, but please.. Just give me one more chance.. Desdemona: I will, but if you break it you'll never ever be my friend again! I MEAN IT! Clarence: I understand.. Desdemona: Now don't EVER hang out with that Edward dude EVER AGAIN! Clarence: * In thoughts * What do I do? What do I do?! 6 hours of school.. ???: Pass the ball to me! Pass the ball to me! ME! Clarence & Desdemona: Huh? Clarence: Kids? What are they doing in the sidewalk playing soccer? Desdemona: How could I know? ???: We're kids! And we're in third grade, dumbos! Desdemona: You boys are just kids! So don't you dare put up a fight! Clarence: It's not nice if you call us dumbos. Please apologize. ???: This is my crew! Okay?! My name is Dannie. The leader of the crew! We see each other only on Mondays, Tuesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays! ???: My name is Bryan. I am the second leader. ???: My name is Greg. The third leader of the crew. Desdemona: Go back to your mommies, babies! Dannie: HEY! We aren't babies, you 7th grader! Clarence: Hey, hey, hey.. No arguing! Bryan: How come this girl is so caring? And the other girl is just mean?! Greg: Umm.. Guys? Desdemona: RUN ALONG! I am a demon, you know! * Turns into demon form * Dannie: WHAT THE FREAKIN' GOSH! Bryan: THAT IS SO VERY SCARY! RUN! Greg: U-U-Uh! RUN! Clarence: Des.. Why did you have to do that AGAIN?! Scaring kids isn't okay! Desdemona: Fine.. I won't do it again.. Clarence: Good. Desdemona: Ugh, walking in these gangster streets aren't safe.. ???: GOTCHA! Desdemona: Hmph! ???: Haha.. You're coming with me pretty lady! Desdemona: * Kicks shins * ???: Owwwww! Desdemona: * Runs and takes off duck tape off mouth * That was so close.. ???: I GOT YOU AGAIN! I'm gonna kill you this time! Desdemona: No.. * Turns into demon form * ???: Ha! You think I'm scared of demons?! They'll turn into zombies and your little little teeny weeny friends won't understand you as zombie language! Desdemona: You.. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! ???: No. You are coming with me. 5 minutes later.. Desdemona: * Uses most strongest powers to defeat him * WHY WON'T YOU DIE!? Are you immortal!? Random Gangster Guy: Yeah I am. Desdemona: Why are you letting me wrapped all around in this rope!? I'm trying the best as I can! Random Gangster Guy: You cannot! Only I can control it! * Gets out gun and puts it on her head ready to shoot * Desdemona: NO, DON'T! I don't want to be a zombie! Random Gangster Guy: No's won't work, sweetie. Clarence: Hmm.. I wonder where's Desdemona. Desdemona: * Yells out * CLARENCE HELP ME! HELP, HELP, HELP! CLARENCE NOW! Clarence: I hear Desdemona's voice.. I'm hearing signals.. I know where it is.. Random Gangster Guy: SHUT THE HECK UP! Clarence: * Runs into a small building and sees Desdemona * Desdemona: THANK GOODNESS! Clarence: SURRENDER, GANGSTER GUY! Random Gangster Guy: Huh? Clarence: Die! Random Gangster Guy: I'm immortal, honey. I can't die. Desdemona: HE REALLY IS! Clarence: W-What?! Random Gangster Guy: Yep. Try to control me, weakling! Clarence: I-I don't know what to do.. Desdemona: No.. I can't die NOW! Clarence: PLEASE.. Let her go! I DON'T WANT TO CAUSE ANYTHING BAD! Random Gangster Guy: Well it already did. So try to steal my power! OR ELSE YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR PRECIOUS FRIEND EVER AGAIN! Clarence: * Uses strongest powers and controls his power * Random Gangster Guy: U-U-UH WHAT'S HAPPENING!? Desdemona: * Is all untied * THANK YOU A BILLION, CLARENCE! YOU'RE MY TRUE, TRUE, TRUE BFF! Clarence: I'M SO GLAD I DID THIS TO HELP YOU! * Hugs tightly * Random Gangster Guy: Let me down! Clarence: NEVER! This time I really I hate a person! * Flies away * Desdemona: * Flies away too * Year 2 of High School.. Clarence: This summer was really fun.. Desdemona: You're right. We should do this again next time! THE END
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
what the fuck is this
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5712 18 493584126 profile 54045 0
@🎩Llew🎩 a story? Idk why I posted it here, okay!?
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
Holy crap!!!!!!!' This is HUGE OH MY GOD
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
covers up my screen and blocks out oyher comments
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hahaha what the fuck
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
and besides there is too much dialogue. U need to edit it out
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
damn there's a rly bad glitch tho 😱😱😱
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5712 18 493584126 profile 54045 0
NO ONE COPIES MY STORIES!
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5707 3 profile 477722
it cut off after "THAT'S LIKE THE WORST THING EVER" on my screen
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
trust me, i dont want to
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5712 18 493584126 profile 54045 0
@🎩Llew🎩 meh, it's not actually a REAL story.
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@🎩Llew🎩 😂
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
Oh thank god it disappeared. How????
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5707 3 profile 477722
we know
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
Well there doesnt seem to be a narrative so technically its not a story as much as it's a script
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@Sarah didn't disappear on my screen
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
But like how? How do you do that?
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
It moves to quickly. There needs to be more descriptions
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5712 18 493584126 profile 54045 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 oh LOL.
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5712 18 493584126 profile 54045 0
@🎩Llew🎩 ok good.
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
ooooh the use of a full stop indicates she's pissed off and trying to end the conversation
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
if u havent noticed i do in depth analysis in english
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
its a habit sorry
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@🎩Llew🎩 XD Alright then. I like analyzing things like that too so it's mkay
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5712 18 493584126 profile 54045 0
When I saw Llew comment I decided to just post it randomly, so.
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
Which comment of mine inspired this completely off topic event
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So *ahem* jobs anyone? I'm on a mission to find the easiest and most antisocial job nearby for teenagers
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 you did you like froyo jobs right? Work at Sweet Frog!
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
easy and lazy job? Why dont u babysit? Piece of piss
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the froyo shop isn't hiring (probably has something to do with the fact it's winter-damn the weather!) XD That job would've been really easy since all you do is weigh the yogurt and take people's money, tis a shame
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
@🎩Llew🎩 Lml not rly I babysit and my niece is freaking annoying
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might work at Giant...then I'd just have to push carts and bag things
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@🎩Llew🎩 you forgot antisocial
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 Giant is a good place too. So is Wegmans but you may not have one where you live.
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
if u babysit at night, the chances are when u get there, its bedtime so u just sit downstairs watch tv and eat
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there's a Wegmans where I live but I've heard that they overtired and treat their workers poorly, and my 8-9th grade French teacher works there now xD
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 your poor French teacher! Where I live, everyone likes Wegmans and people like working there. But working with your French teacher would be weird.
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 wait wut is wegmans? I don't have tht where I live
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yea it would XD he said he retired but apparently he works at the bakery there now so
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
@ṃȏṅı ɢ Wegmans is a big supermarket that has lots of food I guess. A cafe too. Also a pharmacy.
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
Maybe he's saving up for a trip to France.
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
@Sarah oh coolz like stop and shop right?
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wegmans is life
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
I don't know what that is, is it a phrase or a store?
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
I like Wegmans though. They have good bread and cereal. And the cafe is awesome. I went to the one in Penn State area and it is amazing.
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
@Sarah Lml it's a store
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
NOW I WANNA GO TO WEGMANS!!!
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
@ṃȏṅı ɢ oh we do not have that. We have Wegmans lol.
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
I think Wegmans is only in the north east.
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It's really overpriced though
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5707 3 profile 477722
just applied at Giant \0/ Their personality test was the biggest load of shit
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5197 3 449032415 profile 679502 0
I live down South I wish we had a Wegmans here...😥
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5197 3 449032415 profile 679502 0
We have a Panera buts its not the same..
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"have you ever done cocaine or heroin?" if I did I sure as hell wouldn't tell you "if you could get into a movie without paying any knew you wouldn't get caught, would you?" yes *checks off no option*
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5197 3 449032415 profile 679502 0
No, no & yes😝
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5095 21 440285442 profile 978024 0
I'm 11 and already know where I'm going to get a job at when I turn 16 😂
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@😝❤️SMILEY❤️😝 And where's that?
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5095 21 440285442 profile 978024 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 a penera by me. My grand-pa went there at least 2 times a day so I know everybody there witch will be nicer if they give me the job
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@😝❤️SMILEY❤️😝 Oh that's sweet, I love Panera Bread
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5095 21 440285442 profile 978024 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 I went there all the time, if my dad let me go with him at 6 o'clock in the morning on a Saturday or if I woke up early enough 😂
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
Lol that test sounds really funny. Like those anonymous polls they give people.
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@😝❤️SMILEY❤️😝 haha damn that's early! They've been giving out really small portions lately, have you noticed? If you get take out they give you like half the size they should
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@Sarah It was really friggen long too, took like 20mins
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5095 21 440285442 profile 978024 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 I know! That's one of two reason my mom doesn't like going there
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5095 21 440285442 profile 978024 0
and I'm sad😭! There bread bowls are delicious and it's so small 😂
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@😝❤️SMILEY❤️😝 haha I know right! And they give out dinner rolls instead of baguettes now! They get a decent amount of customers so I don't know why they've gone all cheap :/
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
I haven't been in a while but I like their Mac n cheese.
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my favorite is their broccoli cheddar soup
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5095 21 440285442 profile 978024 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 YAAAAAAS
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6836 15 590687609 profile 217919 0
yes :)
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@Askin Eleanor Carter Where do you work?
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6836 15 590687609 profile 217919 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 sometimes in s hospital , but right now I'm on vacation :)
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@Askin Eleanor Carter Oh that's cool! I interviewed to volunteer at a hospital but that didn't go too well... Well anyways, hope you have fun wherever you are
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5130 17 443295291 profile 856880 0
Yep
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@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 oh sorry darlin just saw it right now .. Thank you so much :) you will find something for you xx
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Yupperz
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