Which pair of shorts?

I don't like any of them.

@Sarah me too

@Sarah what kinds of shorts do you like?

@Carmen I like ones without rips or patterns. I also like them to not be too short.

@Sarah YASSS CHICA!!! Nobody wants there cheekys hangin down!

@LiLD$ lol! Not only is it unattractive and inappropriate, but pretty unsanitary for everyone.

@Sarah I agree. But I am too skinny for long shorts because they make me look horrible and make my legs look short so I have to wear shorter shorts but I make sure they aren't inappropriate because things fit me different than most people. But yeah most people should wear longer shorts.