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Hi name is Peyton but my friends and I call him pizza so when we talk about him people don't know it's him.
almost 9 years ago
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Zack Is my boyfriend. We're 11 and have been dating for almost 2 years!😺😺
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Every soft kind-hearted adult female or non-binary folk known to man. 😉
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I'm Princess Ting Tong my Prince in bright shining armor has not yet come tu save mee from dis horrible fire breathing Dragon... Save me! My prince save mee!! Oooh!! Da Dragon almost burned off my beautiful hair!! Bad Dragon bad Dragon!!😡
almost 9 years ago
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@👑PrincessTingTong👑PMS (in a deep mantle voice) I'll save you, my beauty! *shoots crossbow into dragon's eyeballs, blinding it. Proceeds to hack of the vile creature's limbs and then kills it in the name of his one true love, Princess Ting Tong*
almost 9 years ago
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*Shoots Sarah with an arrow* (deep voice) She's mine, butch! *Snags Princess Ting Tong*
almost 9 years ago
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@Jakey'sHere!🍑THB🍑PMS🍑GTFO, bush! I already claimed her as mine! I have treated her like he proper lady she is, while you've been a biatch and given her the 😑 face!!!!
almost 9 years ago
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The "😑" face was because I was paralyzed by her beauty! She's mine!
almost 9 years ago
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*was wearing armor, unlike Jake, so arrow deflects. Then I cut your head off. You can't come back to life, you're dead. * I win, Butch!!!
almost 9 years ago
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Oh my!! Knights in bright shining armor fighting ova mee?!! Ooh!! I fainting
almost 9 years ago
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@👑PrincessTingTong👑PMS Well, I win. *Picks you up and plops you in a horse. Rides to your castle's church and marries you straight away.* How about a lovely reception tomorrow, Princess Ting Tong?
almost 9 years ago
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@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦Oh yes my Prince😍 I will bring all mai family & relatives & dance & sing & get drunk on Chinese wine😌
almost 9 years ago
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I opened a marriage fortune cookie, it said:"Sarah and PTT together forever"
almost 9 years ago
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NO!!!! I HAVE COME BACK TO LIFE! I SHALL TAKE PRINCESS TING TONG AS MY OWN! THAT FORTUNE COOKIE IS A FARCE!
almost 9 years ago
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Oh yes prenty of noodle & rice! Oh no forget prenty of Chicken Butt Wonton too😁
almost 9 years ago
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*Snags princess while Sarah isn't looking* AHA!! TING TONG IS MINE! 😏
almost 9 years ago
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@Jakey'sHere!🍑THB🍑PMS🍑 Umm, you can't come back to life. You're not Jesus. I'm Jesus. And we're already married. Do you want people to think of you as a home wrecker?
almost 9 years ago
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It's impossible for you to have snagged her. We're handcuffed to one another. There's no key.
almost 9 years ago
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TOO BAD! I CAME BACK I SHALL MARRY HER! I SWEAR TO MY MOM'S LIFE THAT I WILL MARRY PRINCESS AND KILL SARAH!
almost 9 years ago
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seriously, Jake. She's mine. Just stop. We're already married and you're already dead. I'm everyting to her.
almost 9 years ago
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@Jakey'sHere!🍑THB🍑PMS🍑 Nope. You're dead. I'm still wearing that armor, tho.
almost 9 years ago
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@Jakey'sHere!🍑THB🍑PMS🍑 How about no. You only want her because she's taken. You already called her ugly. I'm the one who's married to her and saved her. You didn't do shit, you asinine home wrecker.
almost 9 years ago
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@Jakey'sHere!🍑THB🍑PMS🍑 You can't go up to someone and melt their armor. First of all, you're dead, even if someone was doing that, I'd just stab them in the heart.
almost 9 years ago
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You're completely delusional. I bet you'll turn around and try to claim other married women. You just like them cuz they're taken and pay no mind to ya.
almost 9 years ago
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I DID IT WHILE YOU WEREN'T LOOKING! YOU WERE TOO OCCUPIED WITH THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS!!
almost 9 years ago
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@Jakey'sHere!🍑THB🍑PMS🍑 That's cuz I'm beating your ass, boy! You aren't a man! PTT deserves better, that's why she left you behind at Dragon's lair and married ME!!
almost 9 years ago
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No, but seriously. I'm gettin' some Chinese cravings foe dem noodles!
almost 9 years ago
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@Jakey'sHere!🍑THB🍑PMS🍑 😒Just stop. I've won. She's mine, I married her. She loves me. No dignified woman would say "I do" if she didn't actually mean it.
almost 9 years ago
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BAHAHA YOU FOOL! DURING THE NOODLE BREAK, I USED THE LOVE POTION ON TING TONG! SHE'S MINE, NOW!
almost 9 years ago
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@Jakey'sHere!🍑THB🍑PMS🍑 and well, she's not yours. We have marriage papers and everything. You've lost, boy, go find some other married woman to gawk at.
almost 9 years ago
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Oh.. . Nooo!!!! I'm pulling a Bruce Jenner! I'm transitioning!! BAAHH!! Knight Jake is gone!
almost 9 years ago
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Oh, what fair man will save me from these crystal goblins of the dark forest?
almost 9 years ago
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*Charges into the mysterious dark forest with a bazooka in one hand and a giant bag of skittles in the other. Throws a handful of skittles, confusing the wretched goblins and making them trip*
almost 9 years ago
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*the rape-y crystal goblins scramble on the floor, trying to gather all the skittles and snack on their deliciousness. I, on the other hand, stay focused, as I am a brave and courageous warrior*
almost 9 years ago
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*shoot the bazooka at the wicked goblins, killing them all. swiftly pull out a Swiss Army knife and cut the bonds holding the lovely Princess Jacqueline. She gracefully mounts my horse, and with me behind her, holding the reins, we ride off into the sunset*
almost 9 years ago
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@PrincessJake👸THB👰PMS🍑 I marry you, as I am allowed, being my rich princely self, to have multiple wives. That night, you, me and Princess Ting Tong get it on!!!!👈🏼ooh it rhymes.
almost 9 years ago
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Nevermind. I need to find another prince with more land. My father told me so.
almost 9 years ago
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@👸PrincessJacqueline👸 Wtf? Your Irish gather don't know shit. Actually, he and I play poker together, and he likes me. I own the most land in all of Asia (and the rest of the world)
almost 9 years ago
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I'm sorry I lied. But I fell in love with a peasant! He's quite handsome and is nicer than you, Knight Sheldon!
almost 9 years ago
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@👸PrincessJacqueline👸 But I'm very nice! I give to the poor, I save lovely ladies like yourself from dragons and goblins, and I completely accept your transition into being female!😍😖
almost 9 years ago
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@👑PrincessTingTong👑PMS Eh, what can I say? I care about all, and I try to think of how other's feel. I don't want to force the beautiful Jacqueline into a marriage, but I don't want a divorce. I love her, she's so caring and wonderful!!!
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@👸PrincessJacqueline👸 Yasssss! Victory dance, I mean tango, with you!!!😍😍😍
almost 9 years ago
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Oh and I've always been a girl I just wanted to be a knight so badly but I decided it's not for meh! 😂😂
almost 9 years ago
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And I want to have all of your demon spawns so the world can be less dull.
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) Will you marry me? I've married the other two. If your lovely self ever needs saving, I'm your prince.
almost 9 years ago
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I will not marry you unless you take God's heart and eyes out and give them to me on a silver platter. I want the almighty lord's TRUE blessings.
almost 9 years ago
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If you cannot complete the task at hand, I will not let you have anal.
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) I love Cheez its especially the whote cheddar one! Mmmm!
almost 9 years ago
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They're on a silver platter, but you can't tell through the Internet. Stupid filters.
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) 😂😂😂
OLD WOMAN: I don't know where'd I be without life alert! 👍
GRUMPY CAT: On the floor. 😑
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) Doesn't my love for you suffice? Everything about you, my dear, is utter perfection! Your glorious vocabulary, your clever wits, your attractive face, and your wonderful humor all make me want you as my wife! Please make me the happiest person in the world!
almost 9 years ago
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I love your glorious vocabulary, your clever wits, your sexy face, and your wonderful personality! Make me the happiest person in the world!!!💍
almost 9 years ago
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@👑PrincessTingTong👑PMS Oh dear helping hand, help Ting Tong once again stand!
almost 9 years ago
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@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦 No it does not. You have failed me.. I shall find another to complete my challenges 😔💔 My blood organ is broken.
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) No, my dear! I would retrieve all God's heart, eyes, and soul for you, but alas, he does not exist!
almost 9 years ago
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Take me as I am! The richest person in the universe. I own more land than anyone else! I will make you my queen!!!!!
almost 9 years ago
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You dare share your disbelief with a true follower of the lord himself!? Blasphemy! I am appalled!
almost 9 years ago
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Yeah no one pays attention to me here. Eh, I have nothing else to do.
almost 9 years ago
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@👸PrincessJacqueline👸 Lol I didn't see them because I was trying to convince my other love up there👆🏼to marry me as well, my sweet!
almost 9 years ago
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*Slaps you with white glove* this calls for role play war. I will become your queen on the day that I cease breathing. And I shall be your worst enemy during that time!
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) Okay, now you're actually just making me sad. Go then if you're happier that way , I shall always hold a place for you in my heart.
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) You said you considered yourself as non-religious just a couple of weeks ago. . . ._.
almost 9 years ago
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Why don't you be my queen instead? You can be both King and Queen. And I'll wipe up my shit 😂
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) Really? You've come back? Oh glorious day! I am the happiest in the world!
almost 9 years ago
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@👸PrincessJacqueline👸 No. You're married to me. You can't have multiple wives if you are a wife. 😑
almost 9 years ago
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@👸PrincessJacqueline👸 I don't actually practice any religion. O do however hold a belief in a higher power. The universe is not even close to being explored. I just don't see that powerful creature as any god we have created on earth.
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) I do believe in a higher power. It's the only way things would make sense.
almost 9 years ago
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I had to turn off my notifications bc of you guys commenting every 3 seconds. Just so you know.
almost 9 years ago
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How about I just adopt all of you? I could be an old Asian grandmother and tuck you under my soggy breasts. Nurse you with my sweet sugary powder.
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) no! I want to grow old with you, you sexy beast!
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) Specifically, a comment section that we're all on!😂
almost 9 years ago
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@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦 Hahahhaha 😂 I'll live to 300. You know how Asians get. I can watch your wispy silver hairs blossom out of the black asian sea.
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) Whatdya mean? Are we getting married, or nah, you wonderful woman!
almost 9 years ago
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@ThatPrettyAwesomeDude👍 What stuff can possibly go on when you're just holding a conversation?
almost 9 years ago
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Ooh ooh I know!! He can keep trying to leave but I'll keep tying to get him to stay so I can be occupied while you and Sarah sexually comminicate or whatever. 👍
almost 9 years ago
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@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦 I will adopt you. And you will be married to the two other lovely ladies. I will watch over you creatures and receive pleasure from it. Take it as you may lolol
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) Awwwww! But I'll never be able to get rid of my feelings for you, dear.
almost 9 years ago
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OKAY I'M SICK OF SEEING THIS
BABY HULK IS COMING
YOU TWO CAN BE MARRIED
YOU CAN ALSO BE GRANDMOTHER AND GRANDAUGHTER
OKAYY???
almost 9 years ago
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@ThatPrettyAwesomeDude👍 What do you mean by "like in the story, SARAH!"?
almost 9 years ago
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@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦 Naughty grandmas are accepted in the Internet sexy time world. I can teach you a few tricks I've learned in my days ;-)
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) So will you make me true happiest in the world, and marry me?😍
almost 9 years ago
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We shall share the passion of two youngsters madly in love. But I will also offer my wisdom and grandmotherly strictness and care at the same time. And you will provide me with noodles, money and tea. That is all.
almost 9 years ago
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@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦 I will marry you without any legal papers as long as I can adopt you with legal papers.
almost 9 years ago
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@ThatPrettyAwesomeDude👍No. I will not be married. My fingers are old and worn out. No ring shall be placed on one.
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) Okay. *joyfully helps you onto a horse and rides to city hall. We are wonderfully married by some dude wearing crocs and get a marriage certificate. Thank you, my sweet for making me so happy! Oh, glorious day!!!"
almost 9 years ago
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@ThatPrettyAwesomeDude👍 Whoa, lady. Who got your panties in a twist? I know it wasn't me!😂😂
almost 9 years ago
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@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦 You need to handle that baby hulk of yours. Grandma Dingaling ChickenWing is going to make some tea with the oils from her feces.
almost 9 years ago
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I just wanna play Baby Hulk because I'm practically playing myself! 😥
almost 9 years ago
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@ThatPrettyAwesomeDude👍 Come sweetsums, I think it's time for your meds😮💊
almost 9 years ago
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@🐢BABY🐢HULK🐢THB🐢PMS🐢 Take your meds. I don't want the public to see is like this. They'll lose respect.
almost 9 years ago
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My King, what experience do you have with boiling and seasoning octopus arms?
almost 9 years ago
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Well. Your old cougar is feeling ill between the toes. Mind whipping up some octopus and sliding them in there?
almost 9 years ago
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@🐢BABY🐢HULK🐢THB🐢PMS🐢 No I didn't, I just want you to be happy😊
almost 9 years ago
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Can you go to private message or something? You're blowing up my feed!
almost 9 years ago
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@🐢BABY🐢HULK🐢THB🐢PMS🐢 Did you faint because of the deliciousness?
almost 9 years ago
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I must depart, dear creatures. I'm worn out from the energy in this comment section. Good night!
almost 9 years ago
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@🐢BABY🐢HULK🐢THB🐢PMS🐢 No, honey. I have given her many bedrooms, so she can sleep wherever her mood takes her. You need to let your sister wife be, okay hon?
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@🐢BABY🐢HULK🐢THB🐢PMS🐢 Didn't you take your meds? You need to chill you giant steroid infused booger, you. And poor Asians don't sleep on beds, silly. We have straw and a broken hammock. Youngsters... Smh
almost 9 years ago
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@Notorious(PMS) Oh no, I live in palaces, which I share among my wonderful wives.
almost 9 years ago
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@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦 I prefer the old fashioned way. Reminds me that I'm still human. Feeling all that pain in my spinal cord.
almost 9 years ago
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@🐢BABY🐢HULK🐢THB🐢PMS🐢 Yeah you did, you are that rice, didn't you?😏
almost 9 years ago
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*sighs* I'm going to leave, until you agree to be more cooperative. Your behavior isn't becoming, love.
almost 9 years ago
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Good, I'm glad you still want me around, cupcake. But I'm afraid I ought to go. I'm wiped out from the day. Need to get to bed.
almost 9 years ago
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Nope, now I'm leaving. You're misbehaving again. Not at all pleasant to be around *raises eyebrow*
almost 9 years ago
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@🐢BABY🐢HULK🐢THB🐢PMS🐢 I'm sorry, but it's midnight where I am. G'bye!😉
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@Sarah🍦SBP🍦PMS🍦ⓗⓔⓨ ⓦⓗⓨ ⓐⓡⓔⓝⓣ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓒⓞⓜⓜⓔⓝⓣⓘⓝⓖ ⓞⓝ ⓜⓨ ⓟⓡⓞⓕⓘⓛⓔ 😡
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@Marley🍑PMS🍟SBP🍣ARP🍕 Um, excuse you. That was incredibly rude. You can't comment on someone's profile. You can comment on their questions, though. I'll comment when I feel like it, I have no obligation to.
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