Relationship status

I'm a unicorn, I don't date humans.

I might as well be a unicorn, I'm asexual.

I'm a human that dates humans even tho I don't have a bf but I really wish I did

Boyfriend.. Never heard of it.. I must be too anti-social. I just can't help it.

KungFuChicken'sLastStand I'm a dead fried Chicken🍗