because it is important for transexual midgets to grow an ant colony inside their pussies for the dildo to work inside their ears. Once it starts working, they can go to a lava lake and act like piranhas. Also, you cannot bring your armpit if you're meeting Donald Trump inside the sewers. Instead, bring some cockroach testicles. You're very welcome. Merry Christmas and a happy condolences. Jerk off to the gay transexual parade. Enjoy!
There you go. That's my weird answer you asked for.