Anyone want to spout off some nonsense with me in the comments section? Maybe see if we can get a bunch of us to do it?

NINE HUNDRED AND THREE!!! NINE HUNDRED AND THREE!!! I stuck a fork in the cage to impress them but only chocolate strawberrys found there way to the Atlantic Ocean. Only once though! CHEESE ON BREAD. So if anyone asks just fly the burnt Pinapple back over the shoe before it gets into any more mischief, or so he says anyways.

I was bored out of my mind until a peice of butter that had molded flew across the table i was so happy the day i found out mr pappy gorge retired from princepal that would me one student would run the whole school for the rest of the year until i got selected to so that so i had a little fun with it go home everybody and play with your pet seal and llama an have a bubble bath with the tiger in your house idk wat everybody thought but everybody left the school an went home the next morning 245,189,503 I repeat number 245,189,503 come to the office so so some kids came to the office and threw pies in the room then there was an alligator and a hippo and three MEN died from an axe a hatchet to the face and then a monkey was born from outer space

as I expected the yellow goat wished only once that time was his only option but then bob said twice from which it came to a surprise. PORK CHOP SANDWICHES! Telephones only burn part of the donut mans fireplace two times only watching the water pour down the spoon.

hahahahahahahahahahah pop goes the wesal

what.......the fuk

@AI13 ***fuck forgot the c lol

lol the monkeys are in the cheese. I repeat the monkeys are in the cheese

The snail has spillt the beans the gorilla is not here and holly the hippo is out side jumping on the sofa couch and lolllllllllllll is messing with the keyxbdnqlslxxndjsis

This place has gone mad

the guy who gets the golden egg kills hitler but nevertheless Dave's got a drum in his bum from what does Dave need a drum in his bum maybe the red catfish sold 20 of them but the stars won't sleep around the goosebumps until 12:15

Penguins are red, Cheetahs are blue, The weirdo ended up sitting on two. TED THE RAISIN BRAN MAN DOES NOT APPROVE. Each spark of bread gives off 82 atoms of goo.

red red commander red you still eating all the globomanders the title is in the book try to squeeze between the bottom of the bush only once though

Every dragon kicks a shoe into the taser. After a shower, the skittles run into the sewer with yoda and sing "when my best friend was a sock puppet" by anonymous donut.

yeah I think that every shoe needs the perfect fit but if the sand gets too hot then we will need perfect timing cause no one can handle king waldorfs magical sea lion only twice though cause the cereal is frozen solid

Cereal explodes when exposed to penguin spit. If pottery made by a teardrop will yellow, then what about the guitars in the fridge? I only need a light bulb to break my kit kat bar.

Love is love when not found but when bread is fish it is goo therefore it is not you who is loved but those who can love u r the evil within the good and likewise pie is not hail but I will never let u down

Neither shall I, especially when it comes to flowers using paint ball guns to drink an igloo. A squid is a good candle to use in a shark dark shoebox.

@Max powers I see you everywhere on this app. YOU SEEM SO AWESOME AND RANDOM AND FUNNY LOL BE MY FRIENDDDDD!!

@kayvan thank you and sure we can be friends. On that note I'd like to say that the grass only grows when the nipples are in the east. Although the giant squids eat only in the autumn the rain won't stop until Fred checks his temperature while the sun beams down onto the floor but twice only never more then twice. HOTDOGS! everyone seems so humble when rent is due why is that?

i like eggs

I'm not quite sure. Maybe because the gnomes hunt down cupcakes in the jungle over the rainbow. Everyone likes eggs for breakfast, but arrows dance around the deodorant inside. Are cops still in the green? Oh well, I will just gather ammo for my chair.

Orange spandex! Omg that's the one. Try not to fool the reindeer cause they only chose one to fire the gggrrrrrraaaaaandslaaaaamwiches........

@Max powers Your an idiot..!

The dog walked with another cat and had mutant octupus babies then the Loch Ness monster ate an egg, and crapped out rainbows

@Sara and you have no personality and probably no friends either

@Max powers Sara is one of the mutant octopus babies jk

@Peaches I think you might be right and on that note I'd like to say the frozen Eskimo cookie only yesterday broke free from ten of the shinning diamonds which brought nothing back but oranges and apples

sorry I meant bananas. Oranges wouldn't have made any sense this time

Omg i didn't know choco puffs ran miles at sunset just to dance with tigers. If only the zombies could sing the lyrics right...then maybe my telescope would speak to me.

Don't mind me....just jogging through a pile of bananas and apples and fighting off the octopus babies.

not a problem we could just mix them up for a while until the solar lights from the angle of the dangle puts hair onto the beat from the drums just like the nettles against the rusty spoons.

@Max powers how bored r u???!! Lol

I shall be caressing this rusty kettle. Once the popsicle aligns with the stars, the salad shall toss like... TED THE RAISIN BRAN MAN Oh don't you just love it when the people throw toy cars at oncoming rain storms?

Love it? I live for it! Especially when they only ask for sent letters to be written in chinese because they only left one nipple close to the fire hydrant. First time I saw it the night time came only once lol just kidding it in fact was just the chocolate sauce that screamed after that we all just left.

Dont back talk the way life flows under the heavens! Can u feel the wind burning my toasts into a candle until they r as cold as the pillows i sleep on? I can. It can be kinda cruel at the same time if u feel it in ur bones forever while it breaks.lol, johnny is dancing with the butterflies in the lightbulb on my lamp, u must come hear it.

DONALD DONALD!!! Commisioncake blastoff!

where is my hairbrush it was sitting next to the lion on the sofa then I have never let u into my house but I don't care if the seal is blue or green though it could be pink

It must sound lovely, especially if the hairbrush blasts off into outer space. The ducks must have seen the key, all the mud pies in the labyrinth are giving birth to colds of egotistical proportions. Those jumps must be full of Nutella...

Someone somewhere once said, that the key to life's greatness is only from the hope of a new wave of great force that stays within the most crucial of all times and then but only then will the gates stay firmly closed into the abysmal triumphant affairs of such mediocrity and flamboyant stuck tires in the sand dunes of ones mind. That and only that can help us determine the flatulance of all things big and small.

I've read a bunch of these and each time I read them they get more confusing!!! 😭

OMG THERE'S A NINJA IN MY TOILET. LETS EAT THE NINJA FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER

Fuck a cactus is in the shower pooping, he has electric hair, and omg a roller coaster is in the bathtub

Tall swanky sea lions sat silently selling sweets to Sally.

@Max powers hey lol

I never knew that everything was like that until the monk on the roller coaster told me. Now i can make tires out of laser beams and eat cake with a baseball bat as we share chopsticks to catch that rain drop that fell out of love.

The giant purple llama ate the pink goat then the blue dog ate the purple llama lol idk

purple llamas only eat the pink goats for breakfast otherwise the outdoors would bring too many stoves down the river which would be a mistake so we only except the nuns with yellow teeth because they won't care if its blue pink or purple you know what I mean Vern

I'm so confused lol

the dog flew away as the car crashed into a flock of calculators

why must the arrows point at the stray? I shall write a fish with it so that the bubbles of sarcasm may pop at the sound of pineapples breathing.

and the goat says moo as it swims and it flies eating a strawberry up in the anis of big green whale

big time gain flocks of ducks goat cheese goat cheese goat cheese goat cheese goat cheese water?

water is the liquid of pure goat evil. The goat says moo but cherry jolly ranchers are too conceited to be destroyed by shiny raccoons. The cheese is broke.

@Max powers u r hilarious plz be my friend

CODE RED CODE RED THE ZEBRA IS WEARING PANTALOONS AND A BRA WHAT THE MOOSE IS HOING INTO THE WATER NOOO THE HIPAGRIFF ATE THE FISH HARRY R U THERE HARRY PLZ STAY WITH US NO THE OWL IS SPEAKING WOW ITS SMART

I am evil because I rescued a cat to stop it from drowning. I thought I was being good, but apparently not cause I didn't save it's owner instead. Some people are just pure ungrateful, I mean the cat is more important than it's owner if the owner let it drown.

Who the hell does you think he is?! I don't even know her! Get off mah back, fly. Quit stalking me.

I crapped his pants; she laughed and gave me a balloon for being a good little doggie..

Attention all the planets of the solar federation. Attention all the planets of the solar federation. We have assumed control. We have assumed control. We have assumed control....

warning a doughnut dropper is on the loose he may find the secret its top rainbow of the line we must hide the Nutella before the pig gets home and then we will find the pink elephant that has been found by the poodle before its too late for the fish

Every zebra has a word, but not a single drop is in the nitrogen. The glasses must break before the house of the rising sun. Butters fly over lumber jacks as the shoe shining in the outhouse must sing verbs in order to eat neon goatees.

Deep