So, a serious question this is. Do you indeed like to eat roast beef?

No, my reasoning, however is very logical. Why kill cows for food? Just buy some

Aww mighty, yes I do and I believe sincerely that anyone who doesn't is stupid

No, it's not smart, nor polite to kill animals for you're food in this fat place

How nice of you to ask me, of course I like roast beef! Thank you again though