Let's start a story!!!

There once was a cat named Julie and a dog named bob they fell in love but there parents forbid it

So there parents told them they could never see each other again, but one day...

They secretly met up one night at a bar

They made out and as they did that their parents walked in and saw them. They...

Joined in. The end

@rmismine lame! Instead of what you put, it happened like this: he couple snuck quickly behind the bar and snuck out he back door.

then they woke up the next day and remembered nothing

And they wondered what happened who they were why they were sleeping together

So they forgot about each other until 10 years later when they were 27

And they found each other again, instantly falling in love again

They got married but....

Something terrible happened

Julie became pregnant! Usually this would be a momentous occasion, but this couple was having problems. Bob had recently found out Julie was snorting cocaine. If Julie didnt get help quickly, her puppens would be weak & disfigured! Bob arranged an intervention, as Julie walked in the room, all her family & friends bombarded her, begging her to check into rehab! Bob pled, " Julie, please, think of our puppens!" Julie thought about it only for a moment and said.......

"I like cheese and waffles". Julie then ran out of the crowded room and stripped all of her clothes off and went on the bus naked

The end

in the morning she had a miss carriage and past away juring pregnencey

Finally Julie Got pregnant but Days Later she Found out

that she had triplets atached by there feet

And it caused her lots of pain so she had to have them cut out of her stomach

And she named then Ron, Harry and Hermione

She then had another lot a few years later...

there names were Eduardo, bill, and habeeb

Julie had to go into a mental rehab centre coz she had gone mental

Bob came in and said "I'm taking the kids and my and you are divorced!!"

so julie went crazy found a gun and killed everyone

then after a long car chase the police shot julie only to find out that she was actually a llama

she got found by animal protection and was put into a zoo!

And the animal protection realised she was dead and thought wtf are we doing so then they made llama soup

with a bit of horse meat chucked in for banter

Then they got a pet dragon and fed it sausagez