During testing, my pencil rolls offa the desk, I lean over, straining to pick it up. I musta strained a lil too hard cuz outta nowhere comes this loud ass rip snorter of a fart. I was about 14, & XTRA shy back then!!! I hid in the restroom the resta the day, mortified!!!
i farted when the teacher was talking and once I was running in the classroom and I hit a pole and I also had a pencil and it rolled of of my desk and I reached down to get it and i fell out of my seat