I chose 4 but I'm actually bi, I've been tied down to my wonderful boyfriend for a long time now and I'm gonna be honest with you I miss the chase after women. I do miss getting to cuddle and fall asleep and wake up next to a beautiful, soft, gentle women :$
@gg hmmmm ok I kinda got one. So this atheist profesor right? He was goin on about how god wasn't real. He says, "god if you are real, knock me off of where I'm standing! I'll give you fifteen minutes." Well he football team happend to be walking by in the last five minutes, and the star hears the profesor, and runs full speed at him tackling him. The profesor gets up and says "what was that for!" To which the player replies, "god was busy, he sent me!"
@gg animals! I got animals. Here's one of my favorites.
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave's roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. "OK, follow me." He flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. "Do you see that tree over there?" "YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Well I didn't!"