Out Drinking? How intoxicated have you been while on the wheel?
Just a little tipsy.
5 votes
I crashed/swerved off the road. Go figure.
1 votes
I'm a safe driver!/I don't even have a car.
10 votes
Dude, I couldn't even focus on the road!
3 votes
Comments
Jeff I'm smart by taking a taxi
NotoriousBut not smart by inhaling the cancer fumes those taxi drivers exhale. Tisk tisk.