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HenryMyDogonce upon time there was a girl named Sally

JillSally was a ugly girl

kiss meSo so Sally got plastic surgery

Jillthat made her even uglier

๐ŸŽะผั”ัััƒ ยขะฝัฮนั•ั‚ะผฮฑั•๐ŸŽSally wanted to get more plastic surgery to look like her favorite celebrity

HenryMyDogbut she was the opposite

maddiebut, she chose to look like... Miley Cyrus..

HenryMyDogthen she met a girl named Abby

๐ŸŽะผั”ัััƒ ยขะฝัฮนั•ั‚ะผฮฑั•๐ŸŽAbby was a big bitch to everyone

maddiethey became engines

maddieI mean eminems

Jillthen a new girl comes and his name was Tyler

JillTyler asked Sally on a date

EthanSally slaps him in the face and steals his Kraft mac and cheese

HenryMyDogand then runs back to her house

Ethanshe goes into her dad's closet and finds his 9mm pistol, goes to Tyler's house and murders him and his family and steals the kraft mac and cheese back

EthanI meant Tyler kills Sally and her family

Jillthen Sally and there family return to be a ghost and haunt Tyler and his family

๐ŸŽะผั”ัััƒ ยขะฝัฮนั•ั‚ะผฮฑั•๐ŸŽTyler became an adult and his parents die then he moves to a New house so he could get away from Sally

Ethanthen Tyler went to his friends bar mitzvah

๐ŸŽะผั”ัััƒ ยขะฝัฮนั•ั‚ะผฮฑั•๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

SakanaruBy then the Craft Mac n Cheese had turned green & hairy with mold so he decides to put some of it in friends Bar mitzvah food. Then all of a sudden the Matso balls start to grow legs & eyeballs & starts to talk to everyone at his party. Just then the Gafilta fish starts to flip around like a freshly caught fish on the floor. Tylers friends mother say: "Oyvay! Hyman grab the net we have a live one!!" Then Woody Allen appears amongst the crowd & says: Hey! Wheres all the little girls hiding?!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

SakanaruSo as all the commotion was happening all the food from the Bar Mitzvah starts leaving in protest Matzo Ball: "Man! This party blows!! You guys suck! Me & the other food are going down the street where the Mexicans live now thay know how to throw a party!"

SakanaruSo the Matzo Ball, the Gafilta fish & Kosher pickle makes their way to the Mexican folks house. Mexican guy: Bueno!! Welcome to the party! All food is welcome Senor Ball & your friends! Welcome!! Just then a Mariachi band starts playing music. Matzo ball: Now this is a party!! Kosher or not its better than than lame Bar Mitzvah! I dont even know why they were celebrating that boys start of manhood? He was gayer than Elton John!!

Aliyahthe end

๐ŸŽะผั”ัััƒ ยขะฝัฮนั•ั‚ะผฮฑั•๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ NO IT CANT BE THE ENDโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ sequel!!!!

TomFelton1day my cat shit in the litter box the fucking end