A lighthearted moment from a children's bible. I can't even.

I can't read the picture...
5 votes

It's not even bad! (You're an idiot)
3 votes

Why do religions do this to themselves?
5 votes

Holy shit that's fucked up!
21 votes

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♔✧ⓈⓉⓎⓁⒺ✧♔WHAT THE HECK! THAT'S A CHILDREN'S BIBLE AND THERE'S INAPPROPRIATE WORDS FOR CHILDREN?

🎩Banter🎩sums up christianity

👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑@ᐃ♡qυσтє-gιяℓ™♡ᐃ I think the message is a helluva lot worse than the words....like seriously

Ethanwhen I was a kid, I saw the word rape in the bible, and I thought that it meant hugging without permission

EthanBut that is kind of fucked up lol

AOh yeah, there's loads of heartwarming stories of rape, murder 'n' mayhem in the good ol' Bible... Elisha and the young boys who tease him, the foreskins story, Lot's wife, Lot's daughters having their way with him... I could go on and on. Good times!

Schultzythat's really in the bible

A@Schultzy Genesis 19:1-8. And the lovely children-mauling story is 2 Kings 2:23-24. Do a Google search on this stuff; the Bible is a book I wouldn't let my kids read.

♔✧ⓈⓉⓎⓁⒺ✧♔@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 uhhhhh, yeah…

👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑@A Yea, it's really screwed up :/ I still like religion though and kinda wanna read the bible through, but to learn about it, interpret it in my own ways, and form my own opinions from it, not because I think the bible is fact and exemplifies the perfect way of living and whatnot- that's BS. Too bad my attention span it too short to read

WeeabooTrashOkay, so let me make this straight. I'm an atheist, but because of this I kinda wanna read the bible just because of how fucked up it is XD

Sarah(FAM/PMS)😂 leave these men alone, but you can take my virgin daughters. Look at the guys in the pic!!! Their toungue a are hanging out. Was this seriously meant for children?!?!

💀EMILY💀{AOF}WTF

99This is obviously altered by the reign of evil in the world and changed wat it says. Before their reign the bible showed the TRUE words of the bible and the true God and Christ

👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑@Michael Bagdasarian How exactly are we supposed to know what's God's true word and what isn't if the only source we have is a corrupted book translated and rewritten multiple times by man? The Bible is ridiculously unreliable. For example, in the original language it was written in, the word for "sex" was the same as the word for "to have kids", so for all we know God was giving us all a bio lesson and saying two men can't have kids, not sex. It's a completely unreliable source and how people accept it as fact baffles me

SerpentineHOLY CRAP THAT IS FUCKED UP!!!