What are u goin to invent when you grow up

computers
11 votes

handhelds
1 votes

phones
7 votes

other
12 votes

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GeekyFoxA tardis

$UicideLynximma be in a band

IwamiI wanna become a teacher or a translator

Not Your Average Calvinsome kind of brainwashing device with no side effects

Mr_Dopenice guys

SakanaruDeath Ray to disintegrate the assholes I hate

👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑But...I can't invent them...they've already been invented but someone else

NotoriousA giant robot butthole that sucks up people, steals their souls and free will, and poops them out, turning them into little zombies that don't eat each other. Then I will have a box room that they are directed into, and I will program them to follow my orders.

NotoriousObviously there will be wars because my butthole would be 'morally incorrect' if it took control of people against their wills... But, who cares, ya know? We could seriously decrease the surplus population. ;-)

NotoriousI would do that by sending them off to war. Programmed machine killers. They will die, but for the greater good of 'Murica.