In your opinion, is your genitalia...
Average size
8 votes
Small
9 votes
Large
5 votes
Comments
Not Your Average Calvinnon-existent
Notorious@Ashton I should have included that. My apologies.
Not Your Average CalvinI'm probably the only one on here though. Maybe.
SerpentineLol? 😋
Notorious8====D ?
Serpentine😦
Serpentine(I'ma chick)
Not Your Average CalvinAnd the best one there is who is commenting and a youngster at that!
NotoriousWhat?
Serpentine@Ashton Casey 😕 Wha?
Not Your Average CalvinNothing. Just being a smartass.
Not Your Average CalvinYou can just ignore that.
NotoriousWould love to read some smartass comments but your sentence just doesn't sound right. Therefore I don't comprehend. 😕
NotoriousRedo!
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Ashton Casey Haha! I got it! I agree😃👍🏼
SerpentineYeah what he said👆👆
SerpentineOops! I mean she. I'm still getting used to you being a chick.
Not Your Average CalvinYou're calling Sarah a he? What?!
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@😋Yes!😋🍑THB🍑 What?! Since when????
PenPineappleApplePen@AnonymousToAnExtent I'm 7 & 1/2in 😁
Not Your Average Calvin😂 Yes!, you are too amusing.
PenPineappleApplePen@AnonymousToAnExtent Maybe a little more if you wear Lingerie Nylons & garter belt😃
NotoriousWow. Not bad. With a penis size like that, you could hit the right nerves inside of a vagina, causing the female to feel immense pleasure. Science is great. But, Wonder Woman would have to determine whether you are lying or not with her lasso of truth.
NotoriousHow about a potato bag made of itchy straw and cloth?
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@AnonymousToAnExtent 😂😂Oh snap!
SerpentineHoly shit. I meant to point at AnonymousToAnExtent. Now if you would go excuse me, I'm going to go hang myself.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@😋Yes!😋 😂😂😂
PenPineappleApplePen@AnonymousToAnExtent Ooh Bondage too?! 😏
Notorious@😋Yes!😋 Oh that makes more sense lol xD
NotoriousBondage? For you, definitely. I could braid your butt hairs so they look like handcuffs, then cuff you and hang you from the ceiling. Then I can whip you until you pass out from pain and exhaustion and stick you in the freezer. Then after you've frozen, I'd chop you up and put you in my drink.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@AnonymousToAnExtent That's too long, we can't read it. I wanna hear about the bondage, though.
NotoriousOoohhh what I have said will never be uncovered. Hehehehe I guess for everyone's good.
PenPineappleApplePen@AnonymousToAnExtent Party Pooper😑
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@AnonymousToAnExtent NO!
SerpentineOkie, let's see,
AnonymousToAnExtent: 17
🍦Maybe🍦(Sarah): 14
Ashton Casey: 20
😋Yes😋: 12
🔱No!😑🔱: ?
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@😋Yes!😋 Righhht? How old are you No?
Not Your Average CalvinOh. 😋Yes!😋 I was saying you are also the youngest best female here at that point of time. Obviously this has now changed but whatever.
NotoriousBasically.. I said bondage for him would be good. I would braid his butthole hairs into handcuffs and cuff him. Hand him from the ceiling but his thumbs and whip him until he passes out from shock and exhaustion. Then freeze him.
Notoriousand then chop him up and put him into my drink. THAT is hot.
NotoriousWell, cold in his case. ;-)
PenPineappleApplePen@😋Yes!😋 I'm 24😎
Sarah(FAM/PMS)😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not Your Average CalvinYou really don't know? He's 23.
NotoriousOh no, I'm 16. Will be 17 in October.
Not Your Average CalvinHeh! Off. I'mma gonna shut up now.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Ashton Casey Hm, he just said 24...
PenPineappleApplePen@AnonymousToAnExtent 16?! I feel bad now😓
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Ohh
NotoriousOld man.. You know what you need? Some life alert!!!
Serpentine@Ashton Casey Oh, well thank you.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@🔱No!😑🔱 ahahahaha!
Not Your Average CalvinI know. I mistakened it. He said it a couple times before though. And I'm gonna leave because I'm awkward in this mix.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Ashton Casey No you're not!😄
NotoriousHahha you should feel bad. Always be careful with those on the Internet. You never know..... I could also be a 40 year old hairy man posing as a 16 year old girl. ;-)
SerpentineHehe. . . As usual, I'm the youngest of the group. I've always been ahead of my age.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@AnonymousToAnExtent Ew.
Not Your Average CalvinYeah I am. I hate this kind of chitchat.
Not Your Average CalvinDammit! You guys are too fast!
Notorious@😋Yes!😋 This is very good. You are different and different is awesome.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@😋Yes!😋 You and I are closest in age😊
SerpentineI'm still the youngest. Yipeee!!! I'mma go to the playground!
Notorious@🍦Maybe🍦(Sarah) I am not an old man though xD if my words mean anything to you guys. And I can always post another picture of myself doing something to prove my legitness.
PenPineappleApplePen@AnonymousToAnExtent 😨
NotoriousThat isn't inappropriate in any way. 😗
Serpentine@🍦Maybe🍦(Sarah) Yeah!
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@AnonymousToAnExtent Lol! If you do, you should give us some sign that it's not from the Internet, like holding a sign.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@😋Yes!😋 Younguns!
NotoriousThat's what I meant.
NotoriousSomething absolutely bizarre. Lol
SerpentineOOOH OOH I KNOW
HOLD A SIGN THAT SAYS ANONYMOUSTOANEXTENT ON IT WITH YOU IN THE PICTURE!!
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@AnonymousToAnExtent Like holding up gyno tool an
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Tools!*
Serpentine@🍦Maybe🍦(Sarah) You're a teen, though. I'm still a child!! 😋😋
NotoriousOkay :-) In the morning, though. I'm in bed right now xD but remind me.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@😋Yes!😋 Maybe. 😉
Notorious@😋Yes!😋 You're more like a preteen.
Not Your Average CalvinWait. What?! Geez, you guys are super young! I'm an idiot.
Serpentine👶I feel like a baby now!👶
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@😋Yes!😋 You're like a year and a half younger than me.
Notorious😯
Serpentine🎶Baby, baby, baby, oh!🎶
-J. Beibs
Not Your Average CalvinWhere'd No! go?
SerpentineMy milkshake bring all the boys to the yard!
NotoriousHahaha that is something you could easily answer yourself Ashton.
Not Your Average CalvinWhat? What is?
NotoriousWhy he so abruptly disappeared.
NotoriousThat is a shame. Who's prostate do I check now?
Not Your Average CalvinHow am I supposed to know? I'm not paying much attention.
NotoriousDid you catch a glimpse at the age difference?
Not Your Average CalvinOh! Got awkward. Got it.
SerpentineI'll PM him.
Not Your Average Calvin@😋Yes!😋 What boys where? What boys in the window?
SerpentineIt's a song.
SerpentineWhere'd Sarah go??
PenPineappleApplePenWhat i miss?
NotoriousYeeaah. That always happens. No fun. :-/ I can understand it though.
PenPineappleApplePen Sorry phone call
NotoriousUh huh okay 😂
SerpentineYou can't blame him. He's a Uterean.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)I'm here. watching Jim Gaffigan stand up.
SerpentineOh lol
Not Your Average CalvinYeah. She was wrong. I am the odd man out. Goodbye!
Serpentine👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶
Notorious@🍦Maybe🍦(Sarah) Who is that?
SerpentineI'mma youngster! 😋
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@AnonymousToAnExtent Comedian. He's starting a show about his family too.
SerpentineDon't leave, Ashton!! 😵😵
NotoriousNetflix?
Not Your Average CalvinWhy not, Jake From State Farm?
PenPineappleApplePen@Ashton Casey Where you going?
Serpentine👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣
NotoriousMann I can honestly say that I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I am so lame.
PenPineappleApplePen@Ashton Casey Dont leave me hanging dude😓
Not Your Average CalvinAwwww! But I'm no use here!
PenPineappleApplePen@Ashton Casey I love the Coneheads version!!😃
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@🔱No!😑🔱 I thought he already hung you, whipped you, and then like are you or whatever for pleasure.
SerpentineBAHAHAHAHHA "What are you wearing, 'Jake from state farm'?"
"Uhh, Khakis. . . (?)"
"She sound's hidious!"
"Well, she's a guy, so. . (Lol?)"
SerpentineBecause you're awesome!!! We need you here!!
NotoriousShe.. :-(
PenPineappleApplePen@🍦Maybe🍦(Sarah) What again?
Not Your Average CalvinGaaah! This is not even my type of conversation! Fine jerks! 😎
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@😋Yes!😋 Love that ad. 😍😉
Serpentine@🍦Maybe🍦(Sarah) ANONYMOUS IS A FREAKING GIRL!!
NotoriousDon't make me show you guys my genitalia.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@😋Yes!😋 Yah. 😋
Serpentine@🔱No!😑🔱 What Anonymous was saying earlier about handcuffing you and cutting you up into peices and yadayadahh
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Ohhh typo srry. 😓
Notoriouslol xD I'm just kidding. I'm gonna head out now. Bye bye, folks! Fun chatting with you all.
SerpentinePlease don't 😧 I already have to look at my own too often.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@AnonymousToAnExtent Buh bye!👋🏽
Serpentine@AnonymousToAnExtent NOOO DON'T GOOO!!!
Notorious@😋Yes!😋 Okayyyy. Just no. 😐
NotoriousWoah.. Calm down, there.
SerpentineToo far?
NotoriousNever too far with me 😂
PenPineappleApplePen@AnonymousToAnExtent Night night!! See ya lates😊
Serpentine😧
SerpentineWell, it's true.
NotoriousAh but Netflix- it calls my name ever so softly. (...) (...) (...) (...) I hear you, my love! I am coming! I shall never leave you!
PenPineappleApplePen@AnonymousToAnExtent 😳 I would kill to see your Taco😧
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Good night AnonymousToAnExtent😄😴
Serpentine@🔱No!😑🔱 NOOO DON'T GOOO!!! (Lol I just don't know when to stop)
Serpentine@🔱No!😑🔱 😧
NotoriousTaco without the ingredients is no fun. Anyway. Last comment. See y'all :-) night Sarah!
SerpentineBye Felisha! 👋😎
Sarah(FAM/PMS)K I gotta go, too! Merry Christmas, and to all a good night!
Sarah(FAM/PMS)I'm not gonna comment any more. 😇😴
Not Your Average CalvinGoodnight lady!
SerpentineGood morning! (Technically it is morning, so.. . )
Not Your Average CalvinWhy are you still even up then?
SerpentineBecause
Nighttime/early morn=less peeps on the internet
Less peeps on the internet=better service
Better service=Mathmatical!!
Not Your Average CalvinWhat? Math? Okay then. Good to know!
Serpentine@Ashton Casey {SBP} It's an Adventure Time reference, but yeah.
SerpentineMy point is that it's awesome to be a night owl on this app!!!
Not Your Average CalvinOh! Oops. Gotcha. And I agree 100% on that one. It's so drama-free then too.
SerpentineCassie Queen and Mandi Mae free? Because that sounds awesome.
Not Your Average CalvinExactly! I wish it was this way forever. They want to force me to leave but they are the real ones who need to.
SerpentineYup!
Not Your Average CalvinAnd it's great they will never see this too! 😀
SerpentineEhhh you never know. But the odds are in our favor! 👍
Not Your Average CalvinWhy would they go to the men's group at all much less read all these comments? Most of them are just shenanigans anyway.
SerpentineYeah makes sense. Never say never, though. But as I said, odds in our favor!
Not Your Average CalvinAs are the welcomes! By the way, you are super cute. So yeah... BAZINGA!
Serpentine😋
Not Your Average Calvin👹
Not Your Average CalvinCan you tell I did a horrible job of drawing in my eyebrows?
SerpentineNope! 😝
Not Your Average CalvinOh dang! I'll change it back then so you can see it. Then change it back to this because it's so embarrassing. Deal?
SerpentineOkay. :3
Not Your Average CalvinThere we go!
SerpentineNot really. . . The quality of the picture isn't that great, though.
Not Your Average CalvinNo. It is. I shaved them off because they were tacky then drew some on and the one is an angry brow and the other is way too thick on the end and bleh! No idea why I brought this up but whatever.
Not Your Average CalvinMy apologies for this randomness and other shiznits.
SerpentineThat's k. I am full of the randomness 😋
Not Your Average CalvinWell, that's obvious. Otherwise you wouldn't be so awesome. 😝
SerpentineMmhmm 😌
Not Your Average CalvinHehe. Nutty's gone nuts again. 😂
SerpentineI should probably go to sleep now. Or else I'm gonna go full-out psycho. Goodnight! 😴
SerpentineOr. . . Actually. . . Good morning! Lol
Not Your Average CalvinAwwww! Alright. Good talk! Have yourself a spectacular slumber!