What is the best comeback if someone calls you a bitch?
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Not Your Average CalvinThis could actually be the dumbest but whatever. "I know you are but what am I?"
Cazz🐾THB✨PMS💛STF🐾Same, could be the dumbest comeback but: "takes one to know another"
Aracelylovesspidey1:Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything!
2:If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of someone else's life?
3:If I flush, will you go away?
4:PLEASE TAKE OFF THE MASK! YOURE SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!
Laila😇😈this may be lame af but I would just say thanks or I don't give a flying fuck about what you think 💁🏻
😋This_girl🤔the top comment was the best I think lol
Aracelylovesspideyor you could say,"I learned from the best!"
Aly👻💖A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment
Sarah(FAM/PMS)I'd just laugh and say that it takes one to know one.
Not Your Average CalvinIt could also be "yes, I am a bitch. A beautiful, intelligent, talented, creative, hearty person. Thanks for noticing!"
EthanI know you are but what am I?
sharkgirl44a bitch is a female dog, a female dog barks, bark is on a tree, tree is nature, God created nature! So if your calling me god.... thanks!
Cazz🐾THB✨PMS💛STF🐾@BMO(Sarah)[THB] haha I said the same!!
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Cazz Lol I'm a biatch and proud of it!😄🙋🏽
MLGOk fine call me a female dog, but you should get a leash to control your attitude *blows airhorn*
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@MLG Hahaha I like that one!😂
Aracelylovesspidey@MLG. Lol
PrincexxBree8Go suck a dick fucker then stick out the middle finger
PenPineappleApplePenOh uh uh sucka talk to da Hand!!✋🏼Butch!😂
SiobhanI know what you are but what am I ☺️
Chloeit takes a bitch to know a bitch
Ethan@Siobhan that's what I said
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Siobhan Its been copyrighted. I'm afraid my client is going to have to sue you for that. I think 10 million sounds fair, don't you @Ethan🇺🇸FAM🇺🇸?
Not Your Average CalvinIf you want to do it that way, I actually said that first as I was the first to comment on this question.
D_Lannnremember when I asked for your opinion? Oh wait... NEITHER DO I!
D_LannnReally nigga😑 I'm as bored as a fat kid wit a bowl of vegetables right now!
D_LannnI might be a bitch but Atleast that can be changed. Your dumbass just screwed for life.
Aracelylovesspidey@Sarah(FAM/PMS/THB). Lol
D_LannnAye! I might be a bitch but Atleast my hairline don't go way back like calliou.
D_LannnSo I'm a bitch? Ok... I'm not the one who got third degree rug burns while I came from the deep depths of my mommas pussy.
Aracelylovesspidey@LiLD$. U do know Calliou was based on the life of a cancer patient, right?
D_Lannnhonestly I would just be like Bitch Bye! Ain't nobody got time for ur dumb shit (hair flick and walk away)
D_Lannn@Aracely
I wasn't hatin on calliou cuz dat was my show. I still watch it wit my little cousins
D_Lannnthey should do a teenage version of him tho. I would be so pressed!
Ethan@Aracely that's just a conspiracy theory
User 2251916''where were you born on a highway?, cause that's where most accidents happen
User 2339218OH THANK YOU I LOVE FEMALE DOGS
User 2347237i say it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch it works
User 2356163"Atleast I'm not your bitch"
User 2388397The only thing that offends me is ur fckin face
Tranie I'd be like: Ok look sometimes I might be one but do u know me that well? So who are you to call me your bitch
YouAreLOVED<3don't fight fire with fire sweetheart, you are so much better than that! They ahoukd be ashamed because they called you that, don't go down on their level :)
Ethan2.0at least my dad doesn't touch my butthole
User 2421859I would act sassy and say"do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"
User 2426531B.I.T.C.H Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming and Hot yeah i know
User 2432126You: Bitch Other Person: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beautiful! You: Not all nature is beautiful, look what mother nature had to create. Everybody Around: BURN! ROASTED!
Dat boi popplioThat bitch is a dog thing is the cringiest thing ever, the ending of the last comment is appropriate.
User 2444632Being a bitch is a hard job who else is going to do it
User 2459193i may be a bitch but i'm not your bitch
User 2477862I know I know i stood up for my self so that makes me a bitch.
hoppyIm not A bitch i'm THE bitch and to you i'm MS. bitch
mei am not A bitch, i am THE bitch and to you i am MS. bitch
EmilyThey call u bitch be like the only bitch i ser here is you
AnaB.I.T.C.H Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming, and hot thanks!!!!
AnnaI female dog,dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are par of nature, nature is beautiful..... so thanks for the compliment
LolaIm not a bitch im the bitch and for you im ms. Bitch
LifeAre you trying to be funny,well I guess your a comedian that face is pretty funny.
PatienceI'd say oh really I'm the bitch? U r to and u don't see me complaining!!
GreeDo I get bonus points if I act like I care?😒
YesssDo I get extra points if I act like I care ?
MThat’s right I’m a boss ass bitch, don’t forget it
Boii SophieIt takes one to know one
LaughSong It takes one to know one u shouldn’t be mean or are u cos u a loner I should pity u but know cos ur scary little kids and giving them nightmares u should go jump into fire and no one will stop u
ellieBitches get get stuff done
JjjazzyIf someone says I’m a bitch I would look at em and say is I’m a bitch ur a bitch but u don’t see me complaing
JenSay "I got your bitch right here"
JenSay "I got your bitch right here"
Vivee boooI'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay
Vivee boooI'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay
AMOh, are you talking to a mirror? Cause I totally agree with you!
Vader “Your a bitch”. “Yea but it could be worse... I could be you”
Derka No u
AljazeiExcuse me I’m not a mirror
LilyI would say: The only thing offending me here is your face so go get a life somewhere else. Perhaps.... the junkyard?!
shanayaDo I get a bonus point point if I care?
LilyYou called me a bitch well ahem it a bitch ur self and now ur calling me ugly well the ugliest person here is YOU BRUh
Riya singhaniaSo you're the bitch you told the bitch that I'm the bitch?...well listen here bitch! It takes a bitch to know a bitch! BITCH!!!
Lwils34ruA bitch is dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beutiful booom
Brooke_k1723Being a bitch is a hard job but someone’s gotta do it
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bitchcall me a bitch before i make u a bitch
Apricots And you say it like it’s a bad thing.
Skittles(person) Bitch.. ( Me) call me a bitch one more time! I dare you! (person) BITCH (me) yah thats right bitches do what they're told..
dirty-words-answersIf the last person said bitch and is walking, you don't have time to give a long answer, just say"Asshole!!!”
No Name My NameI woupd just say thx for the compliment u should b happy u have buetiful ppl around u
Gabbbbbbsteri like how you keep calling me a bitch. try get your facts straight next time, cause the only bitch here is you
BaileyBitch? Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming and hot? OMG thanks!
pppbitch is a dog, dogs bark,bark is on trees,trees nature, nature is beautiful,so you basically just called me beautiful
KadynI would say "yeah you're one to talk 😒"
Harmony if i wanted a bitch i would have bought a dog
EmmanuellaI am not urs tho
ArieA b is a dog like you😎
ZaraI would say "Yu do know that people jus have to tolerate yu your jus irrelevant don't be calling me a bitch I'm worser den that (;
TtyffaniPerson1:”You bitch” Me: “Do I look like your mum”
BltNice
RogueWoof woof
AnastasiathewierdoSo u call me a bitch honey I am a human so that means u call all the other people bitches including yourself go get a surgery before I slap ur shity face
TroyYes I am a bitch but at least I'm not yours!
AlexSo theu called me a bitch XD
FrancineU call me a bitch bitch is the female word of a dog and dogs r faithful unlike backbitching ungrateful people
sopu callin me a bitch? i would call u worse than that but,i wont.cuz if i do ill get done for abusing oneXD basically im calling the other person a bitch
TeacherSay woof woof
A kidYou: Are you tryna roast me by calling me a bitch, there is a better insult then bitch, your name
;)Being bitch is a difficult job, someone has got to do it!
Zuluk Hey buddy, quit talking to yourself and calling yourself such disgusting names. I can help you see a doctor.
FaithBitch is a female dog. Female dog barks. Barks are part of here. Tress are part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beauiful
Sara UrQueenBitch
Kaitlyn When someone calls me a bitch i say "I'm not always a bitch just kidding go fuck yourself."
StorieLoner
MIKE KACHOWSKIthem: you bitch me: amen sister
SamBitch
Mia If someone called you a bitch Just say (thank you) because it means beautiful individual that corrects hoes
Aww MannNO U!!!!!!!
MEAt least i am better than a f**king brat try to roast people but don't even know what a useless trash are doing.
bitch bitch bitch is a dog dogs bark
PiperThat makes two of us
Babygirlit takes a bitch to know one if you mess around with one
SabrinaI'm sorry. I don't think I asked for a glass of your opinion! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
KatieI love you so much x
Kolby ThompsonIt takes 1 to know 1
ImanYour mom is a bitch !
Trinity Being a b* is a hard job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Magic1:Yes, I am a bitch — just not yours. 2:I’m sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for a girl who will take your shit.
Fatter If I wanted a bitch I would have bought a doc
Abi the bossI would say I didn’t know you like talking to your reflection and slap them
BruYou’re a pho king re tar ded person
angelthese are perfect
LinThe animal shelters are that way for bitch breeds like you. I heard they take in strays.
ClareBitch is a female dog that barks,bark is a part of a tree,trees are a part of nature,nature is beautiful and that's me
BruhI’m not the female dog here
DGYou may idolize me, but dont confuse me with yo mama
Ashleebitch huh? i thought you was a boy not a female dog?
MidbdbsnSorry to tell you but I’m not your dog and even if I was why are you talking to me?? 😂😂🤩🤩
The boyI’m a bitch says the one who can’t fetch friends
Maria Ok call me a bitch.. but before you say that .. say “I’m such a”
Eric"Bitch!? "Bitch!" You call me? Well if I'm a "Bitch" I'm the baddest bitch in town!
90...roxa bitch will get more money in one day than you in 10 years-
lexiif i wanted a bitch, i could just buy a dog
Puppys are awesome 👏🏻 A bitch is someone who gets their roasts from the internet 👌🏻
Puppys are awesome 👏🏻 Me: I may be a Bitch but at least I'm a boss unlike you.👏🏻
LAMwhy are you acting like im your therapist oh wait your therapist couldn’t handle your bitchy attitude 😢
ARIANAi would say:" oh hun, it takes a bitch to know a bitch and tbh the only thing offending me here is ur fucking face so go get a life"
ARIANAi would say:" oh hun, it takes a bitch to know a bitch and tbh the only thing offending me here is ur fucking face so go get a life"
ARIANAi would say:" oh hun, it takes a bitch to know a bitch and tbh the only thing offending me here is ur fucking face so go get a life"
Mila I thought you was a boy not a female dog? 1:Yes, I am a bitch — just not yours.
Watermanbully "you talk to much" me Thanks at least I have a personality unlike you
ZiggyI have a somewhat similar issue. I wear a spiked collar and ppl call me a furry and a dog and they will say i like your dog collar and it bothers me. I am a furry but in private and i only do small cosplays can someone help me
MichelleThat's Ms. Bitch to you!
somethingme: ur butt must be jealous of ur mouth cause it all the crap it lets out
X_wolf_lover_XMe"At least i know what i am and you don't know what you are "
player69them: bitch you: Oh, are you talking to a mirror? Cause I totally agree with you! Them: i was talking to you you: sorry i shine so bright you can see your reflection
Ally <3"Ur such a bitch" I'm so sorry, you must of mistaken me for a girl who'll take ur shit B)
AnasBye buffalo
bad bitchthe best comeback if a guy calls you ugly: If people like you qualified for what people call ‘handsome’ trust me, the earth will be filled with single ladies
abbieare you a bitch to bc i am not you
HayesYeah, if I'm a dog, you're the shit that comes out of my ass
bitchreally? oh my god, are you my long lost twin???
Emswell, a b*tch means a female dog, and female dogs r pretty and cute, so im pretty and cute- sorry that was bad also sry i kinda cussed ahhh
NonyaSooo, my 10 yr old friend called me a bitch quietly on the phone andi wanted to get payback and i keep researching and trying to find something that would work but i cuold find anything! But know I made up my own its a little to extreme for 10 yr olds but maybe when I'm a little older. I though of Atleast I'm not the p word p*s*y. Well look at me a 10 yr old girl trying to find roasts at 3 40 am while watching stranger things.
LexiI might be a dog but, I think everyone can already see that you are a (animal [example: Donkey] )
DicheadYeah right but to me your an asshole
Emry_Dif i wanted a bitch i would get a dog
bitchmy friend fuck calld me a bitch and i askd are you talking tou a miror
AtilinaDang this is sick
dogdog
REXANDER MICHEALi'd say shake i't dog
NatOop-
TenIf i were ur mom and here u saying like that i give u up to adoption
NoahPerson: your a bitch Me: and that's why your husband ditched yu
losing_my_mindi slap you but i that would be animal abuse
Jadeperson: who asked??. Me: your parents didnt ask for you!
Blgslayy
Comeback girlWell you’re calling me a bitch? Who’s the one who can’t even last a minute in bed? Now that’s who the real bitch is here micro penis.
Hyura Amano Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beautiful!
ValkyrieYou: Bitch Them: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, barks on trees, trees are nature and nature is beautiful, so thx for calling me beautiful. You: Yeah, nature it beautiful and God made all of us beautiful... So who the hall made you? Everyone else: BURN! ROASTED!
AceallGood one
YouGuysAreAwesomeUhm, YAH!! You guys rock so hard some random kid at school called me that IN CLASS and I was like ON FIRE so i flipped him off in ASL
Chloeyour ugly
dickisennnah you the bitch