This is Ruby Rose from the show 'Orange is the New Black'. I think she's hot. Do you?
Yes!
14 votes
No...
15 votes
Comments
PenPineappleApplePenI've never seen the showπ
NotoriousThere's lots of vagina and boobs. You'd love it.
NotoriousBut they are all average women. In prison. So I dunno lol
PenPineappleApplePen@AnonymousToAnExtent Really?!π³ Now I gotta see itπ
Sarah(FAM/PMS)She's attractive. But not to me, cuz well, I'm straight.
NotoriousYou can be straight and find someone physically attractive. I am. :-(
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@AnonymousToAnExtent I know! I'm just saying she attractive, but I'm not attracted to her.
NotoriousOh oh I get it.
SerpentineYeah same here.
Serpentine@πNo!π(Dookie) Lol I bet you'd love this show!
Not Your Average CalvinShe is my dream woman I will never be able to obtain.
Notorious@Ashton π½ π Battle over what we can't have?
Not Your Average CalvinI suppose so if that's what you'd call it?
NotoriousI meant like, do you want to fight to the death. For ruby. Even though we can't have her. And that makes me sad.
Not Your Average CalvinOh! Sorry. Was just guessing what you meant back there. And no thanks.. Why must she be so irresistible?!
Not Your Average CalvinActually most ladies I'm into are lesbian and it sucks to high heavens.
NotoriousI don't know. :-( I was very upset with her small role in the last season. Average looking people have small roles. She is obviously above average. Tattoos everywhere, sexy accent, gorgeous face, crazy hair. Why would they make such a lame move?
Notorious@Ashton π½ I'm on the same boat. Most guys I'm into are gay. π© Life is just.. Unfair.
Not Your Average CalvinI haven't seen that show. Just base everything off what I hear and of course her appearance. Once things start getting popular, they usually aren't so good anymore. But I do agree anyway.
Not Your Average CalvinOh, I know. RIP sanity.
NotoriousI'm not usually into TV shows and all that but this show is genuinely good. I have to take time out of my unimportant day to watch it. I highly recommend that you check it out. It's unusual.
NotoriousNow if you will excuse me, I will go feast upon Roulette Doritos for breakfast because who actually cooks for themselves anymore? Good morning!
Not Your Average Calvinπ Seems way too well-known but fine. I will just because you said that. And I heard the last season in general was just terrible by so many different people.. Top o' the mornin' to ya too and I hope you enjoy that?
NotoriousThe last one is actually pretty bad. Won't lie about that. Still worth watching. XD just because ruby was in it. Okay I promise this is my last comment. Snatch ya later alligator.
Not Your Average CalvinSo you got yourself a lovely obsession! Awesome!! π Adieu kitty poo.
SerpentineYou changed your name. :[
NotoriousWhich one?
NotoriousIf it's me, do you not like it?
SerpentineBoth of ya! ππ
SerpentineEhh it's fine. ":[" is more of an "Are you serious? π" face.
NotoriousThat peach looks like an upside down butt.
Not Your Average CalvinYou do know Ungabunga#2 is my other nickname, right? π
Serpentineπ I can't work with this. I quit. π
Not Your Average Calvinπ³ Okay. Clearly I am doing something majorly wrong today. Have a good day.
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 nice nameπ
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Why #2 and not #1? Unless it is referencing something. If so, I will go kill myself now.
SerpentineNah not you I was commenting on @Notorious's comment about the peach emoji.
Not Your Average CalvinHey. I seriously hope Cassie doesn't see this. Anyway, a former teacher gave it to me to tell the two Ungs' and two "Sarah's" in the same damn class apart. It's not my fault.
SerpentineYou do NOT offend the peach emoji! The peach emoji= best emoji!!
Notoriousπ But you can't help but admit I am right!
SerpentineNEVERRRRRR!!!!! πππππππ
SerpentineThen what about the leaves?
Not Your Average Calvin@Notorious How about you not joke about that please? I'm #2 because Anna comes before.. you know.
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Ungs?? What part of a name is this and of what culture did it stem from π―
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Oh goodness. Don't be so sensitive. I'm fully aware that suicide is not hilarious but lighten up. I have crude humor.
Not Your Average CalvinIt's a German last name but not many people from there heard of it either.
NotoriousReally? That's genuinely very cool.
Not Your Average CalvinSorry. On the sensitive side today.
NotoriousDon't worry. I'm PMSing too. Hahha
Not Your Average CalvinPMSing?! What?! I hate saying it but I'm quite the crybaby. Everything upsets me and even a little thing gone wrong leaves me humorless and down for the time-being.
Not Your Average CalvinPlease don't tell anyone I said that.
Notoriousπ³ Dude, you need a hug.
NotoriousPMS.. Pre-menstrual symptoms.
Not Your Average CalvinI know what that means and no! It's how I always am. :-P Sensitive as can be.
Not Your Average CalvinI am totally saying too much now. And if Cassie sees, I'll need to leave. Oops.
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious Got an idea for a new groupπ
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Well had you PMd me and not said this for the whole word to see, you would not have to worry about Cassie seeing this. Potentially saving yourself from being picked on or getting into a trivial argument.
Notorious@πNo!π(PMS)π hahaha may I join?
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 There is nothing wrong with getting in touch with your emotional side by the way. So don't feel bad about it.
Not Your Average CalvinBut you started it! I don't remember how but I do remember that much! And they already pick on me way too much as you should have definitely seen by now.
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious I would be honoredπ
Not Your Average Calvin@Notorious But this much of it is absolutely horrible even for little girls! Gaah, I'm such a pansy!
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Yes, I have seen. You need to toughen up. Being picked on is not fun. So don't let it get to you.
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) YAY!!'βΊοΈ
Notorious@πNo!π(PMS)π :-)
Not Your Average CalvinTrying not to. I've dealt with way too much and with this extreme kindness (give or take a few people) and other stuff, it made me way too soft. Being able to handle it better would require being a jerk which simply cannot be done.
NotoriousOr you can just find better ways to defend yourself. Doesn't require being a Dick. Like MirandaKnowsWhatsup. She's not a dick. She defends herself.
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Yah Miranda & Duchessjohanna hooo boy watch out!π
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) And youπ
Not Your Average CalvinI'll figure it out someday somehow. Everyone just knows where to hit the hardest even if there are so many different areas.
NotoriousHehe. A battle between all three? Oh man.
NotoriousI think Miranda would win honestly. Depending on what it was...
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Well. Being on the Internet.. You become an easy target when you are soft.
Not Your Average CalvinBut Jake would also be in the running. She may not be quite there yet but boy, does she try or what! And will catch up to the others in no time at all.
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Goddamned! Can you image all 3 of you guys as a team?!π¦ Thats it game over for the opposing sideπ
Not Your Average CalvinRight. The people with the kindest hearts are always the fun ones to pick on because they can't very well defend themselves.
PenPineappleApplePenYeah Jake can hold his own pretty good
Not Your Average CalvinDon't you mean her? I've never had someone defending me so much before. She's seriously like the sweetest kid ever.
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 Yah I know but when shes in character she likes to be called he hence his nameπ
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 And yes she is awesomeβΊοΈ
Not Your Average CalvinOh. Oh well. She ain't that way now so it still works.. Way too many amazing people here yet the jackasses still rule the place. π
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Not true. The softest people are the ones to get picked on.
Not Your Average CalvinI thought that's what I said. Kindness and softness typically go hand-in-hand.
Not Your Average CalvinI mean such a huge amount, obviously not for a majority.
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 Thats why you guys have defenders like usβΊοΈ Watch out trouble makers team PMS on patrol!!π
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Okay. I see.
Not Your Average CalvinAnd I could never ask for anyone better. You guys are seriously the best. ππΌ
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Yeah man. I like you. I'd stick up for you at this point. As long as I agree with what you're saying. So if you speak nonsense, I'll shake my head silently. Lol
Not Your Average CalvinHaven't you noticed? I'm all nonsensical. Just not as bad as MonkeyPoo ever was. :3
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Ungabunga#2 Heh heh...Monkey Poo (This comment is directed at you @No!)
Not Your Average CalvinWhich is why I just said it. π I was going to say Sanakura too but it's been too long ago for that.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Ungabunga#2 Lol it was Sakanaruπ but I like Sanakura too!
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Mhhmm. The Beatles, so tasty. π
Not Your Average CalvinYes. I am well-aware they are all him but he likes to claim they are different so that's what he gets.. I like them all.
Not Your Average CalvinFrosted Sugar Cookies are too! And AC/DC: The Highway to.. Hey, look! A squirrel!
Sarah(FAM/PMS)πΆShe loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!πΆ
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Ungabunga#2 Hahaha! I was listening to Highway To Hell earlier!π
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Now I'm on Cold as Ice by Foreigner.
Not Your Average CalvinNever heard of it but kewl beans! So you on Team PMS too? π
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Well, I'm not PMSing at the present moment, would I still be able to be in it? It's the cleverest group so far.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Like, the cleverest name for a group, I mean.
Not Your Average CalvinOf course you would! Secret group meant for the people who stand up for the ones unable to defend themselves. Or at least I think that's what No! was getting at.
NotoriousUhh.. I guess that's just a bonus. PMS is for the women that are about to fall on their periods and have nasty mood swings. Like me at the moment ahaa π
Not Your Average CalvinBut he said it so it must be another code for something. Ask him about it.
SerpentineOoh ooh! Can I join?? π
PenPineappleApplePenWhos Sanakura is he a new guy? Hmm must be..π Monkey Poo? I like him hes funny because he likes Va jay jay tooπ
SerpentineSending virtual hug. . . . (I β€οΈ Hugs!!)
SerpentineI'm not really that sweet. π
PenPineappleApplePen@πYes!πTHBπSBPπ YESH!! More the merrier!π
SerpentineI have no idea what I'm doing when I p'm arguing. . . I just like to arfue!! π
Not Your Average CalvinDid you see what I put before or just randomly do that hug thing? π And yesh. Everybody likes Monkey Poo. But not literal poo of a monkey.
SerpentineHoly crao. . . **I'm **argue
SerpentineAghh **crap
SerpentineAw, you guyzzz!! π
Not Your Average CalvinHey. Actually you are.
Serpentine@Ungabunga#2 Yesh. I saw it. That's why I put it.
Not Your Average CalvinDamn Notorious! π
SerpentineAll of mah friends call me a Teddy Bear 'cause I love mah hugz!
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 I think Monkey Poo'll like you too because youre coolβΊοΈ
Not Your Average CalvinI used to hug random-ish people back in school then run away.
Not Your Average CalvinEveryone commenting here is kewl beans though.
PenPineappleApplePen@πYes!πTHBπSBPπ PMS is calling you... Join! Join! Join! Join!!π¦
SerpentineJakey's Here!
Not Your Average CalvinYAY!!!!!
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 Tank yew so r U
Serpentine@πNo!π(PMS)π π©MPπ©/Sak/LSP/VagLover/πNo!π why are you refering to yourself in third person?
PenPineappleApplePen@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ YAY!! Team PMS!! We're here to kick ass & take names!! Woo hoo!!!
PenPineappleApplePen@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Who? What now?
PenPineappleApplePen@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Shh!!! Because I'm in character mode like you! Hintady hint hintπ
NotoriousI have a riddle for you all.
Not Your Average CalvinAwww! Now I feel left out! Good day sir and youngster!
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 Wha?! You gonna pull that again?π
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Ok what iz it?
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 Join in on the Riddle
Serpentine@πNo!π(PMS)π Oh, like how I'm not ππTotallyππ anymore. . . Gotcha!
Not Your Average CalvinWhat? I'm being serious. All you people are helpers and I'm here being a wimp and also getting distracted from my hunger issue which must be tended to.
Serpentine@Ungabunga#2 π₯ You DO need a hug or somethin' to cure that sadness.
NotoriousI cannot see what I cannot hear. I live in darkness so there is nothing to fear. I walk with five and I talk with one, I love the light because I feel the sun. I am n blind and I am not dumb.
NotoriousWhat am I?
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 Oh sorry by all means chow down mon friar
PenPineappleApplePen@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Yes......π
Not Your Average CalvinHuh? What sadness? I'm cheery. I swear. Emphasis on distracted and hunger.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ **Sending Virtual Hug Since You β€οΈ Hugs**π
Serpentine@Ungabunga#2 And chill! Stop critizing yourself! You're fine! You're going to get depressed!
PenPineappleApplePen@Sarahπ¦SBPπ¦PMSπ¦YAY!! Team PMS!!π
Not Your Average CalvinWhat? No. I swear I'm not. I am completely fine. Just saying I'm hungry so gotta go.
Serpentine@Sarahπ¦SBPπ¦PMSπ¦ That's not what I meant to say but okayyy lol.
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 We'll wait up for you
Not Your Average CalvinThank you! And please explain to Jake I'm perfectly content.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Notorious(PMS) You be a bat! Jk I have no idea.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Well, I'm off to bed. G'night all!π
Notorious@Sarahπ¦SBPπ¦PMSπ¦ NO FIGURE OUT MY GOD DAMN RIDDLE
NotoriousThis ain't no time for rest!
NotoriousSleep is for the weak!!!!!
PenPineappleApplePen@Sarahπ¦SBPπ¦PMSπ¦Wha?! Its too earlyπ
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) I thought you said that people who don't get enough sleep are retarded or something like that. :3
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Ok ok what is da Riddle?
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) Chill, man!! π±
Notorious@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Sleep is important. Not when in trying to get you fuckers to solve my GOD DAMN RIDDLE
NotoriousSolve it. Please. Put me out of my misery π©π©
PenPineappleApplePen@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Jake Ungabunga's perfectly content.. He told me to tell you that.
SerpentineGee thanks call a virgin a fucker.
Serpentine@πNo!π(PMS)π I saw. π
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Wow! You R on yer period! Or should I say "exclamation point"π
NotoriousListen I have to urinate really bad and you making me laugh obnoxiously is putting pressure on my pee sack.
Serpentine@πNo!π(PMS)π Bahahaha I totally just got that!
PenPineappleApplePen@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Oh coolz
Notorious@πNo!π(PMS)π Shut the fuck up. I'm not for your shit right now. You don't solve my riddle I'm going to sleep irritated. Don't make me cyber smack you.
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) Okay use technical terms then.
NotoriousYou know what. I see what yall are doing. Purposely torturing a poor soul. Bet you guys didn't even see that I posted it a few comments ago. :'( It's cool man. It's cool.
Notoriousπππππ ^
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) CALM DOWN WOMAN
NotoriousI cannot see what I cannot hear. I live in darkness so there is nothing to fear. I walk with five and I talk with one, I love the light because I feel the sun. I am n blind and I am not dumb. Shsbsn
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Goddamn!!! Dont have to get belligerent its just silly appπ
Not Your Average CalvinIs it darkness itself?
SerpentineI know. It's a. . .
THING!
Not Your Average CalvinOh! It's a shadow! Maybe.
NotoriousNo, no and no. But good guesses.
Not Your Average CalvinHuh. I suck at ones I've never heard before. I give up.
Not Your Average Calvin@πNo!π(PMS)π A "silly app" that allows me to actually have friends and truly feel like people care... π
NotoriousOkay. Once I get the okay from all to release the information, I shall. It's pretty clever. π
PenPineappleApplePenEarthπ
Notorious@πNo!π(PMS)π I was just joking by the way. π Me. Of all people. Literally flipping out because you won't answer my riddle? Come on now. You think very little of me.
NotoriousNo. Not earth.
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 You know what I meantπ
Not Your Average CalvinI know. Just saying. Mouth runs again yet does no good.
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) dont say nothing yet...
SerpentineYup. She's definitely experiencing PMS. Calling a couple of virgins fuckers. π
Not Your Average CalvinOops. Jake told me to stop doing this. Sorry.
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Man, you are really something. Go down on yourself faster than I've ever seen from someone.
SerpentineC'mon you guys. Don't act like that. You're going to catch hatred towards each other.
Not Your Average CalvinI'd best say nothing at all then so as to not keep insulting myself.
NotoriousI'm not actually PMSing guys. Jesus Christ. Did you not catch my crude humor vibe? And the fact that I don't actually lose my cool on the Internet? :-( Sorry if I offended.
NotoriousAnd if it makes you feel any better jake, I'm a virgin too. Well, nothing has popped my wallah wallah yet π
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) Lol I know you were kidding. You're not offending me. And plus, I don't think that little of you. I think that little of people like CassiePeasant.
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Insulting yourself? Wouldn't you be more afraid of insulting others? I do not comprehend.
Notorious@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ You cannot say anything with butt peaches.
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) Yeah no duh you're 17 or something like that.
SerpentineAnd I'm twelve. I'm happy to be virgin.
NotoriousNearly 17. 3 more months and some days. π
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) Ugghhhhh can you get over the fact that my favorite emoji looks weird to you?? Holy mackarel. π³
Notorious@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Yes. I am for you as well. You innocent, innocent creature. You totally haven't ever in your entire life been exposed to evil one the Internet and you absolutely 100% act like a 12 year old and not like anyone older, wiser, more intelligent or more witty.
Not Your Average Calvinummm.. I always self-deplete myself by accident and unless someone is a real asshole, I don't really lose too much of my cool so as to insult them. If I do, I feel like a huge asshole myself and yeah... Flood of tears
Notoriousπ
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) What is it?! I'm retarded OK?!π₯
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 !!! You need some mental and emotional workouts. We can't have any of that. Although it's cute... It's sad too.
Notorious@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ I will never. I have noticed it and it has embedded itself into my brain. Nothing is the same.
Not Your Average CalvinIt's cute that I care a lot more about others than myself? Interesting.
Notorious@πNo!π(PMS)π A blind person!!! ππ
NotoriousHahahhaha shall I explain?
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) yes it would be helpfulπ
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 No. That's kind of you. But your personality is somewhat cute. You're soft and you retreat a lot. And you apologize a lot. Not ideal for the Internet but makes me want to like.. Give you affection which is gross and totally not acceptable for two strangers.
NotoriousHahaha I can't explain it. Just the way you put thoughts onto Internet paper is just.. Cute. I've got feels man. I'm not hollow like you guys may think XD
Not Your Average Calvinπ³ Alrighty then. Thank you?
Notorious@πNo!π(PMS)π I cannot see what I cannot hear. --> blind people see by hearing.
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) What happened to "There's NO way you can be 12!" ?
NotoriousI live in darkness so there is nothing to fear. We usually imagine that what a blind person does 'see' is totally pitch black darkness. No color because they have no eyes that work properly enough to perceive colors. Usually darkness is scary because our eyes don't work well enough in it. Blind people don't fear this.
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Yeah but you also said "I am not blind & I am not dumb" π
Not Your Average CalvinI think she was joking. You do act a lot older than you are. And are so much more brilliant.
NotoriousFuck. I hate that. ^ second line of riddle = what we believe blind people 'see'. Darkness. Black. Because their eyes do not work properly enough to perceive color. Darkness to us is scary because our eyes don't work well enough in it. Blind people live it so they are not..
Notoriousafraid of it. ^
SerpentineLol I don't really care anyway ππ
NotoriousI walk with five and I talk with one=meant that as having five limbs that gets people throughout their days. Four body limbs. Two legs and arms. One blind person stick to feel the world around them.
Notorioustalk with one=the mouth.
NotoriousI love the light because I feel the sun=I said the blind person lives in darkness. Sees darkness. Black. But loves light, although it cannot be seen, because a blind person has better senses to make up for the loss of one. Feel the warmth of sunlight on skin.
NotoriousObviously not all light is from the sun
NotoriousI am n blind and I am not dumb.= basically saying I am blind and I am not dumb. Self explanatory. I put the n there to trick you guys like I made a typo and was going to say 'not'
Notorious@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Sarcasm.
NotoriousThat's all :-)
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Yea I got now.... Sigh! You make me tiredπ
SerpentineAhh I figured since it only said 'n'.
Notorious@πNo!π(PMS)π Sorry. :-( Just trying to make things interesting.
Notorious@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Cyber five. You've got that eye. See that's not a 12 year old thing.
Serpentine*Cough* And horny
Notoriousπ§ ?
Not Your Average CalvinEwwww! I'm out. G'night.
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Good night!
Not Your Average CalvinAdieu to you and you and you! And Jake, thanks for making this turn wrong. Very, very wrong.
SerpentineWell, it's true. Remember when No! said, "I'ma dream about you tonight" to her?
Not Your Average CalvinNope and I don't really want to. Intercourse and likewise talk is not for Nutty's eyes.
Not Your Average CalvinAnd definitely mind
SerpentineFine.
Not Your Average CalvinThank you! Sorry. I got issues.
SerpentineNah you don't. I'll tell you who's got issues: CassieFucker.
Not Your Average CalvinActually I do. I'm sex-repulsed so need to get away from the situation which you guys don't like or burst your bubble so you stop talking about it when I'm here. But yes. Yes she does. More than anyone.
Notoriousπ You guys need to hold hands and make nice one day. I'd pay to see that. But I do find the bickering interesting.
SerpentineYOU DON'T HAVE ISSUES.
Not Your Average Calvinπ I need to do what now with who?!
SerpentineDON'T MAKE ME REACH THROUGH THE SCREEN AND BITCH-SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD TO KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO YOU, ASHTON.
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Sorry Mr. No and I are having sexy time talk all over this app. Don't mean to offend. But it really really cracks me up because I've never talked to someone so out there. It's a rare opportunity that I need to jump on.
Not Your Average CalvinYES I DO! I know I do. And no, depression is not one of them anymore.
NotoriousI'm sure it makes a lot of people here uncomfortable.. But again, there is MUCH worse out there. I've seen some things... π·π·π²π³ Nope. Nope.
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Oh that was for Jake. The holding hands part lol
Not Your Average CalvinYep. I realize that. Just gotta leave more often though.. Jake, you're totally terrifying me now. Are you okay?
SerpentineSO HELP ME I WILL GO FULL OUT CASSIEMCFUCK ON YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP SAYING THAT
Not Your Average Calvin@Notorious(PMS) Oh good! But I mean flat out. Really any of it. Almost as hardcore ace as there can be. Ish.
NotoriousWhy is baby hulk being released?
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) Lol which reminds me this one time this twenty year old PM'd me and told me to talk dirty to him. So he said he's so horny. I said "I'm so wet."
Not Your Average Calvin@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ I'm not saying anything! Notorious, please help me. Or I am seriously leaving!
Not Your Average CalvinOr never mind. Might be time to exit now.
SerpentineAnd he's like, "Oh really? π" And I'm like, "Yeah. Just went swimming."
SerpentineOh sorry I went all "GAAH LOVE YASELF" on one of my friends, once again. π
SerpentineAagh I have issues. π
NotoriousHahahhahahaa!!!!! πππ Jake you can't play horny men out like that! But I like it lol. And UngaBungaWallahWallahPants, mental and emotional cardio for you.
Not Your Average Calvin....... π°
NotoriousWe seriously need some training. When do you want to begin?
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) Oh yeah and then he got all mad and said he was gonna come and rape me so I said "Nah, I'LL RAPE YOU LITTLE 10 YR OLD"
SerpentineLessons fΕ what??
Notoriousπ Rape is bayaad mmmmkay
NotoriousSeriously. I know I can be a creep but really? That's not cool. What's wrong with people.
Notorious@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ I'd like to personally train him so he can kick ass on here. He's too vulnerable. And I don't want him to get picked on. I like the Pokemon trainer.
Not Your Average Calvin@Notorious(PMS) ummm... no I don't. I am just fine already.
NotoriousNo you aren't. I've seen what people have said to you. I see how you respond. And I see how you get down on yourself so quickly. And it makes me sad.
SerpentineOOH OOH I CAN HELP!,
SerpentineSee, I have this whole mentality. It's basically like a "Fuck you!" Mentality towards the world, because that's how you keep your territory and get what you want.
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Is that another riddle about baby hulk?π
Not Your Average CalvinBut.. I.. -random gibberish- ..... But why?! Why me?!?
Serpentine@πNo!π(PMS)π Yeah the answer was that I was acting like a baby hulk towards Ungabunga#2
Not Your Average Calvin@πNo!π(PMS)π Jake is acting like one. Terrifying the hell outta me.
Serpentine@Ungabunga#2 BECAUSE YOU NEED IT
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 You are the chosen one.
Notorious@πNo!π(PMS)π Speaking of that, I have another riddle. It's only two sentences.
Not Your Average CalvinNo I don't! I am perfectly okay the way I am!
Notorious@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ π I love your mentality.
Not Your Average Calvinπ’
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Okay. But I have your back anyways. If ya need anything.
PenPineappleApplePen@Ungabunga#2 Ha ha! Jakes a goofballπ
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Ok what is it?
Not Your Average CalvinOkay. Yes I do need help but nobody else needs to know I said it.
Serpentine@Ungabunga#2 NOBODY IS PERFECT. YOU ARE JUST AWESOME. AND YOU'LL BE EVEN MORE AWESOMER IF YOU LEARN THIS.
NotoriousIf I drink water, I'm fine. If I eat, I die. What am I?
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) Yup. I absolutely love it.
Not Your Average Calvin@πNo!π(PMS)π Jake is also a little monster and Ash does not like this side of her one little bit.
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) That was three sentences. ..
Notorious@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Did you just... Do that in front of me..? Awesomer .....?
Notorious@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ Don't blow my shit, man. That's not cool.
Not Your Average Calvin@Jakey'sHere!πTHBπPMSπ That's a double negative.. But I'm really not awesome.
Not Your Average CalvinPlease don't yell at me again.
Serpentine@Ungabunga#2 You don't need help. You could use it.
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) I heard the Fire version of this riddle
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) A drain?
NotoriousYes, fire. Just like my new mixtape.
Not Your Average CalvinNo. I really do actually need it. I am super prone to getting depressed again and I can't go through that again.
NotoriousWait no. It was *If I eat, I'm fine. If I drink water, I die. Sorry. My mixtape is still on fleek, yo.
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) okπ
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) The riddle was the other way aroundπ
NotoriousI have a riddle app. I'm sure you're getting tired of them by now but just let me know if you ever want to get angry.
Notorious@πNo!π(PMS)π π Just.. Shhh
Serpentine;'-(
NotoriousYou too, baby hulk. And Mr. Ashtits over here. (I have a friend at school who's name is Ashton, too and I always call him Ashtits. Just stuck one day. Hope you don't mind π)
PenPineappleApplePen@Notorious(PMS) Ha ha! Night night guys see yas tomorrowπ΄
NotoriousYeah I'm out too. You beat me to it lol Good morning, y'all! :-)
SerpentineAgh now I hate myself for doing that.
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) Good morning. . . . (?)
Not Your Average CalvinNotorious, what are you talking about? I see my name but not what it is referring to. Have a good one, dude!
Not Your Average CalvinAnd dudette.
NotoriousIts 12 something am down here, Jake.
Notorious@Ungabunga#2 Never Mind. XD just good night!
Notorious*morning. Oh god. goodbye already
Not Your Average CalvinAdios amigo!
NotoriousAmiga ^
Not Your Average CalvinOh. Sorry. Still lacking on Spanish formalities or whatever it's called.
SerpentineΒΏQue?
Not Your Average CalvinWarum bist du mir das an?
SerpentineI don't know THAT much Spansih.
SerpentineWell, actually, that doesn't look like Spanish. More like German? Dutch?
SerpentineI ONLY SPEAK ONE LANGUAGE AND IT'S ANGLISH, PEOPLE.
Not Your Average CalvinYou just asked something I'm not sure means 'what' or 'why'. I love throwing off German statements sometimes and this was perfect timing. I still don't understand much Spanish at all nor do I ever want to. Wie dich auch, kiddo.
NotoriousΒΏPorque no hablamos el espaΓ±ol? El espaΓ±ol es difΓcil porque es muy divertido. A mi me gusta el espaΓ±ol porque yo soy muy inteligente ;-) Β‘Ustedes son ignorante!
NotoriousIt's a phonetic language. Really not so difficult. Most of the words in Spanish sound and mean the same as those in English. :-) I just finished one year of Spanish so I'm not the best in the world but I'm learning. π
Not Your Average CalvinHey! That's just uncalled for! We are not ignorant and you are not intelligent just for understanding some messed up language! She is a youngster so it's completely fine to not understand and I just don't care about it! Jerk!
NotoriousAnd as a Hispanic, I should know my language and my culture. Plus my entire family speaks really fast Spanish and I have to try and keep up or get pitied. :-(
Notorious@Ashton Hhahaha my point exactly XD you guys understand it right? It's not so difficult. I think it may just have to do with the teachers. Mine was very strict and mean but she made us sing sounds and talk in front of the class.
Not Your Average CalvinAll I got was "not speak English? Spanish is difficult. Because you (something something) intelligent. You're so ignorant. π
Notorioussongs* I guess that kind of has to do with all languages. I would loooove to learn German :-)
Notorious@Ashton I said why don't we speak Spanish? Spanish is difficult but it's fun (and I meant Spanish is difficult in the very beginning because, come on, it's a new language.) I like Spanish because I'm intelligent. You guys are ignorant!
Not Your Average CalvinAs would I! The German language is so much more elegant! Spanish is difficult and too wide-known and Americans use too much of it and I hate it! I will not learn it ever again! π‘
NotoriousAnd ignorance means lacking knowledge. You guys lack knowledge in Spanish. I lack knowledge in German. We are all ignorant. Nobody knows everything. Stop being so sensitive.
Notorious@Ashton You didn't learn it if you don't remember. And if you speak Spanish, it'll help with getting a job. Lots of Spanish speaking people are spreading across America. Great for business.
Not Your Average CalvinPlease don't try to teach me any of it. I stopped taking it for a reason and only took that semester because I needed more credits and the only other options were two math classes.
NotoriousAnd did you call Spanish a messed up language? Really? Just because you don't understand doesn't make it something less than your German or English. We are creatures that revolve around communication. Better to know different ways to communicate.
Not Your Average CalvinI'm bull-headed. Nobody is changing my mind on this and that comment was an attempt at sarcasm.
Notorious@Ashton I wasn't trying to teach you anything. Just explaining things to you because you jump to conclusions way too quickly. You knocked down something just because you didn't understand it.
Notorious@Ashton Well that's too bad. I feel sorry that you dislike it.
Not Your Average CalvinI'm not trying to be offensive. It is just because this is an English-speaking country where a lot of people also speak Spanish which I don't think makes sense and no ancestors came from Spain or Mexico. My niece is half Mexican but that is a completely different story. I learn what I like.
Not Your Average CalvinI'll just stop talking now. Have a good one.
NotoriousYou don't think Spanish speaking in America makes sense? You are slowly irritating me with your audacity. This is a country that accepts people from all over. All types of religions, beliefs, cultures, people's and languages.
Not Your Average CalvinYes. I know. Just forget I ever said anything. My opinions are staying to myself now. I know I'm a moron so shall now take my leave.
NotoriousShit, put your opinions out there. Just know what is typed through your device before you send it. You are speaking to an argumentative person, a Hispanic and someone who enjoys learning new things. The things that you say simply bewilder me. Of course I'm going to come at you with my take on it.
NotoriousAh you can't see that. For the best anyway. I'm done with this conversation. This is the kind of shit that boils my blood.
Not Your Average CalvinI seriously didn't mean to do anything. This is why I hate saying what I truly think. Always fucks things up with people.
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Wow you guys get up early.
Notorious@Non-existent Thing You can have your opinions. Just be careful what you say around me because you know how I get. I stick up for what I believe in. And a lot of the things you said were just plain insulting.
NotoriousI'm not trying to disrespect you. I'm merely explaining to you where I felt like you were incorrect in some of your statements.
Not Your Average CalvinLook. I'm sorry. I never meant to offend you but I really didn't mean anything by it. These opinions never hurt anyone but I accidentally word this shit completely wrong.
Notorious@Sarahπ¦SBPπ¦PMSπ¦ I'm usually up by 7 or 8. Gotta find something to do lol
Notorious@Non-existent Thing Understandable.
Not Your Average CalvinI'm sorry. It's not actually a messed up language at all. I'm just not interested in it and think America should never have that thing where you press 1 for Spanish and 2 for English. That is all.
NotoriousThen England is the place where you want to be.
Not Your Average CalvinFine
Sarah(FAM/PMS)@Notorious(PMS) Lol I like to get up around 10:30 or 11:00 π
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Serpentine@Sarahπ¦SBPπ¦PMSπ¦ Lol I thhought I was the only one thinking that.
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) @SOMEONEπWHOπDOESπFREAKINGπEXISTπANDπHISπNAMEπISπASHTON Come on, guys don't act like that towards each other. I don't want this to be the whole "CassieMcFuckSlut versus Ashton" massacre again.
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) Why are you calling me ignorant? I'm not part of this conversation. ._. (lol?)
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) @ThisSuperCoolGuyThatWillNOTDenyTheNameIGaveHim
Grow up already! π C'mon, seriously, a 12 year old is havi to tell you this. ._.
SerpentineAnd if you guys are mad at each other, I SWEAR that I will join the dark side aka ABC: CassieBitchyPeasant's group.
SerpentineLol **having
Not Your Average CalvinI ain't mad. Not one little bit. Just.. well, you know how it goes. I never mean to do anyone harm and when I do bring my thoughts up, this is what becomes of it.
Not Your Average CalvinPlease stay away from her group. π
NotoriousWhy are you guys thinking that being ignorant is a bad thing?? You just lack knowledge in a certain area. That is what I'm saying. I LACK KNOWLEDGE IN LIKE EVERY AREA KNOWN TO MAN. π We all do. Just trying to throw you guys some Spanish. Gosh.
NotoriousAnd I'm not mad. This was a simple conversation. A debate. Whatever you want to call it. I wasn't cussing him out. I wasn't calling him names.
NotoriousI don't understand why you are telling me to grow up when it was just that. I was defending my thoughts about my family's language and why it isn't just something to be overlooked. Because it's there and it's a big part of America.
NotoriousThis wasn't just some bullshit childish argument over the Internet.
NotoriousAnd I completely respect the fact that he doesn't want to learn Spanish. It's OKAY. He's not an evil demon from hell because of it. German is awesome and useful too. Just didn't like they way some things were worded. So I said what I felt. Point blank.
SerpentineGood. π
SerpentineI AM GOING TO FUCK UP THAT CASSIEMCFUCKSLUTTYBITCH IF SHE KEEPS POSTING UP THE FREAKING PMs!
NotoriousLol π Baby hulk...
SerpentineπΆBaby hulk!
She's comin' for ya!
Baby hulk!
La di di da!πΆ
Not Your Average Calvin@Notorious(PMS) So we're all cool now, right?
Serpentineπ¨π³π‘YES WE ARE!π‘π³π¨
Not Your Average CalvinGeez! What's your deal, little lady?! It's just a freaking question! π
SerpentineI know. I'm just sayin' that we are. And that's final! π
Not Your Average CalvinBut.. you specifically said that exclamation mark with the capital letters means you're pissed off. And it's a question meant for Notorious. Obviously we're cool. Mostly.
SerpentineNo I just said it means I'm yelling. π
Not Your Average CalvinOh. My bad. But still. You confuse me. Seems like you have terrible mood swings, ya know. Are you okay?
Sarah(FAM/PMS)Wow I missed all that. I was with my grandparents driving to their house near Penn State.
Notorious@I'm Ashton?? Yeah sure. All is well.
SerpentineOkay. ._. I need to go get some therapy or something 'cause I'm going full out nuts! ππ
Not Your Average Calvin@JakeπTHBπSBPπPMSπ That's what I've been telling you!
SerpentineDr. Sarah-Beemo, do I have a problem?
Not Your Average Calvin@Notorious(PMS) Oops. Thank you. If you ever want me to shut up, please say so right away. This has happened before and usually does not end well.
SerpentineFuck ._.
SerpentineHoly crap. 390 comments. (Well now it's 391.)
Not Your Average CalvinAnd 392 at this one then the next will be 393 then the one after that is 394, etc, etc. π½
SerpentineNo duh! π
Not Your Average CalvinThis show needs to get back on the road. Mind saying something that gets their attention again?
Notoriousπ± I'm so popular. Look at this activity
Not Your Average Calvin@πJakeπTHB|PMS|SBP You were the one being obvious.
Not Your Average Calvin@Notorious(PMS) Of course! Everyone thinks you're cool even if your answers to things are extremely detailed!
NotoriousWhat :-(
NotoriousDo I have to cut back on my long rants π₯
Serpentine*Facepalm* I quit. π
Not Your Average CalvinNo no no! Absolutely not! You're just showing off your unlimited wisdom which is incredibly shocking anyone would know this much. Especially at your age. Keep up the good work!
Serpentine@Notorious(PMS) And you're not famous, I'm just fabulous! π *Sha!*
Not Your Average Calvin@πJakeπTHB|PMS|SBP π Please stay! I was joking!!
SerpentineFine. But I'm still too fabulous. π
Not Your Average CalvinYou're too sexy for your boots?
SerpentineNo. I wear Nike's! π
Not Your Average Calvin@πJakeπTHB|PMS|SBP Well, you know what? I wear all kinds of stuff so HA! π
SerpentineThat's because you stoop low enough to wear crap! ππ
Not Your Average CalvinOr I can just walk out and wear it already. ππ
Not Your Average CalvinAnd no. I have style. A funky one consisting of a lot of retro-looking stuff but still!
SerpentineMaybe you're right. . .. .
Serpentine. .. . Nah!
Not Your Average CalvinSeriously. There is a cattle farm. Their shit is everywhere. It's quite deep under the barn too. Full of shit!
πMirandaKnowsWhat'sUpπI love that show! She's pretty and edgy. I'd tap that if I was into chicks lol
That tattoo she gave chapman was dumb af though. Like she said not to get one that's corny and then gave her one that's corny. And where did they get white ink anyways? Like...they're in prison?
Not Your Average CalvinDammit! Why must I be so attracted to all the damn lesbians?!