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princessleahOnce upon a time lived a duck that...

CaptainObliviousSmelled like Roasted Peking duck everywhere it went Chinese people wanted to eat him

PaigeSo than the duck went on a journey to find the king serpent at the top of Mount Fuji to teach him karate to keep away the Chinese...

Paige(I'm so sorry Chinese people not trying to Affend anyone I didn't start the story)

๐Ÿ’›POLYVORE๐ŸŒปAnd then a Chinese person followed him up the Chinese name was chang he did not want to eat the duck though

EthanHe couldn't see where he was going and fell off the mountain

PaigeAnd landed on the serpent who was coming back from McDonald's....

Ethankilling both in the process

Paige@Ethan๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธFAM๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ..than the duck found Chang dead and ate him...

Fangirl101Then the king serpents minions thought duck killed their king so they took him away and locked him in a cage.

Elizabethand then they held the king hostage

โ™”โœงโ“ˆโ“‰โ“Žโ“โ’บโœงโ™”Wow, that's racist. Not all Chinese people want to kill ducks and eat them.

Ethan@๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๊ƒ…๊๊’’๊’’๊‚ฆ๊…๊Ÿ๊Ÿ๊ˆค_๊†ฐ๊€Ž๊Ÿ๊Ÿ๊ˆค๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ most of them do

โ™”โœงโ“ˆโ“‰โ“Žโ“โ’บโœงโ™”@Ethan๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธFAM๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ yeah, but that's racist.

PenPineappleApplePen@๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๊ƒ…๊๊’’๊’’๊‚ฆ๊…๊Ÿ๊Ÿ๊ˆค_๊†ฐ๊€Ž๊Ÿ๊Ÿ๊ˆค๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

PenPineappleApplePenSo then the the Duck secretly had a key hidden beneath his right wing & made his escape to the US

โ™”โœงโ“ˆโ“‰โ“Žโ“โ’บโœงโ™”Then, the end.

PenPineappleApplePen@๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๊ƒ…๊๊’’๊’’๊‚ฆ๊…๊Ÿ๊Ÿ๊ˆค_๊†ฐ๊€Ž๊Ÿ๊Ÿ๊ˆค๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ No it doesn't end... So one day he was walking down Broadway in NYC & a Broadway director came up to the Duck & asked if he'd like a job as a stage prop..

โ™”โœงโ“ˆโ“‰โ“Žโ“โ’บโœงโ™”And then he died, the end.

PenPineappleApplePen@๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๊ƒ…๊๊’’๊’’๊‚ฆ๊…๊Ÿ๊Ÿ๊ˆค_๊†ฐ๊€Ž๊Ÿ๊Ÿ๊ˆค๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ Youre no fun๐Ÿ˜‘

PenPineappleApplePenOk new story... One day a Goat was grazing in a wheat field minding his own business when a Cow came along & started harassing him...

PenPineappleApplePenCow: "Moo!! Youre not allowed to graze here that field over there is for Goats... Moo!!" Goat: "Maaa but theres no grass only dirrrt... Maaa!!"

Mari๐ŸThe cow and the goat got into a serious fight..donkey Lester came around and....

EthanKilled both of them, claiming both their land and their women

PenPineappleApplePenConsuela Mmm no... No comprende Messer Ethan mmm no...

EthanSรญ seรฑora

PenPineappleApplePen@Ethan๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธFAM๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Misser Ethan chu so politeโ˜บ๏ธ

Ethan@๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡นConsuela๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น that's the Italian flag btw

Jayy@๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡นConsuela๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Ummmm.....

Jayy@๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡นConsuela๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Are you trying to be Italian???????

PenPineappleApplePen@Jaycee_Cat Consuela por que? Mmm no Mexicanos mmm si..

PenPineappleApplePen@Ethan๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธFAM๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Mmm I kno its the only flag that looks like Mexico flag mmm si...

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