Tell me your favourite joke.

I don't know any ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
10 votes

Nah bruh
16 votes

Ok (no offensive jokes)
6 votes

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eggsGeorge and John were two best friends hunting for deer. John passed out, and George thought he was dead. Immediately he called the doctor!

eggs"Doc, doc! You gotta help me! My friend just dropped dead!" "Are you sure he's dead?" "Hold on.."

eggsdoc heard gunshots in the background. "Yeah, now he is."

SerpentineSchrödinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't.

eggs@Satanist Robotoid 2.0 me gusta 😜

PenPineappleApplePenTheres a Polish Italian & American skydiver, Polish skydiver jumps out first then the American jumps out next.

PenPineappleApplePenThen the Italian jumps out last realizing he forgot his parachute he passes the American & quickly passes the Pollock. Then the Pollock yells: So you wanna race eh?!! And gets out of his harness😝

ohaiiiiI went to a zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

ohaiiiiA dyslexic man walks into a bra.

ohaiiiimy mother in a law fell into a wishing well. I was amazed. I never knew they worked!