TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER!!!


Fake! (Me: no it's not you untalented baboon!)
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What the zodiac killer?
19 votes


WTF!?!?!?!?!?
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OMG😱 I KNEW IT!
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⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️I hate this so much, first if all, Cruz wouldn't be 45 years old if he was the zodiac killer, and second, they look nothing alike

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯@❤️Markimoo❤️ he was born ONE YEAR AFTER THE ZODIAC KILLER.... ISNT THAT A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS????? AND LOOK AT THE PHOTO!!!

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯sorry my keyboard got 'stuck' on caps lock

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯 Well, all I can say is that they aren't the same person, Im not supporting how the could be related, but if they are, its nothing to worry about because they arent the same person

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯 Also, just because Cruz was born a year after the Zodiac killer started being an active killer doesn't mean anything. My mom was born a year after the zodiac killer started being known but there isn't any relation because of that

Serpentine😂 Lol. . . People have so much time on their hands, don't they?

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@ Two-Tone 🤔 Some 15 year old Bernie Sanders supporter was just sitting in front of his computer screen for 5 hours trying to find a way to dis on Cruz by comparing him to the zodiac killer

religionisforsheep@❤️Markimoo❤️ Ted Cruz aka the Zodiac killer is a time traveler -.-

religionisforsheep@❤️Markimoo❤️ he also admitted it on Jimmy kümmel that he was

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@religionisforsheep It's like how I heard that Pharell Williams is a time traveler and the "proof" was a picture that was said taken in the 1400's

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️People are fucking stupid, photography didn't exist till the 19th century.... smh

religionisforsheep@❤️Markimoo❤️ omg, you are so ignorant -.- I could give you so much proof that he is and you still wouldn't believe it. Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer. He said it on jimmy kimmel and also to Marco Rubio.

religionisforsheep@❤️Markimoo❤️ wrong! Photography was invented in 1827.

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@religionisforsheep Then how is Cruz 45 years old and born in the late 60's..... there wasnt no 2 year old running around killing people, if you have more evidence, then I would like to hear it or see it

religionisforsheep@❤️Markimoo❤️ Search up "Ted Cruz Lazarus pit" this is what he used to stay young. He forged his birth certificate.

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@religionisforsheep All that came up for me was the show Arrow

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️It's all comic book crap

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️I honestly don't care what difference it makes, we all have our own opinions and thoughts on things

religionisforsheeplmaoooo!!! You actually searched it up. You're funny😂😂

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯@❤️Markimoo❤️ it's not comic book crap it tumblr. It's memes. He faked his birth certificate. And look at the picture! He is the zodiac killer!!!!!

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯 No the lazarus pit thing is comic book stuff, not the birth certificate thing, that I don't know to believe or not because I've never came across anything that gave me evidence that he did so

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯 Also, Ted Cruz's nose is way bigger than the zodiac killer's nose

MööpÿDøöpÿI'm so going to get yelled at for this but who's the zodiac killer and... WHAT IS HAPPENING

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯@MööpÿDøöpÿ The zodiac killer was a serial killer back in the 'good old days'

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯@❤️Markimoo❤️ He made a face mask! Haven't you seen any movies? He's gonna kill Trump next✋

nazilover@dayrep.com@❤️Markimoo❤️ er ist er ist ein dummer dreckiger Jude

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯 Do you have evidence that he wears a mask? Because otherwise that's the funniest crap I've heard all day 😂

nazilover@dayrep.com@❤️Markimoo❤️ der Zodiac Killer? nie Herde davon Ich bin Deutscher von der Art und Weise

MööpÿDøöpÿanother question!😂 Why did they call him the zodiac killer and why does that picture lead us to believe it's him?

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯@❤️Markimoo❤️ yes he wears a mask. The zodiac killer also wore a mask sometimes.

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯@MööpÿDøöpÿ cause someone was talking to Cruz on Twitter and then they asked about the zodiac thing and Ted Cruz blocked him/her

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯 Anyone can wear a mask, they don't have to be a criminal, but this is probably made up

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️If you don't have a liable source to prove this, then someone probably made it up along the way to mess with Cruz

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯@❤️Markimoo❤️ how would they do that? He also has brought up serial killers several times😁

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯 Still doesn't prove anything

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️But you'd be surprised on what people can come up with the make someone look bad, not to mention the republicans behinf the delegates and crap HATE Trump and Cruz

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯@❤️Markimoo❤️ Now let me tell you the story about Ted Cruz The Serial Killer! It all started out as a friendly meme for laughs and fun but soon people started finding proof and.suddenly everyone was like OMG ITS TRUE! And now we have proof!

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯don't take things to seriously😂✋

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯 Well, its like how people take Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer seriously. God..... what has the world come to 😞

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯 I'm not gonna lie though, I thought it was pretty funny when I first saw it, its like the meme with hitler did nothinf wrong, its funny, but its not true

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️Plus, the "evidence" is poor and its not enough to prove anything.

👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑@❤️Markimoo❤️ I can't believe you're taking this seriously XD it's a meme no one actually believes it. They're messing with you

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 No, I know people who take this seriously, trust me..... most people I know actually try and tell me its true

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️I obviously don't take this seriously because I think its stupid, sorry if I came off that way.

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️But I'm not gonna lie, stuff like this bothers me, even if its made to be funny and obviously supposed to be taken as a joke, it gets under my skin

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nazilover@dayrep.com@❤️Markimoo❤️yes it is ok hitler did NOTHING wrong what is WRONG with YOU!

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@nazilover@dayrep.com töten Sie sich selbst 👍🏻

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@nazilover@dayrep.com Die Götter werden Ihnen helfen

nazilover@dayrep.com@❤️Markimoo❤️ the gods will not help me and I will not kill my self

💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯@❤️Markimoo❤️ ... LIAR! You obviously do take this seriously since you've been trying to tell me this is all a piece of shuck... which led to an 'argument' ✋

nazilover@dayrep.comLet's worry about our God hitler ok

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️@💭Glader💭FPS🎀|SES🐯 I can say the same about you, both you and I were telling eachother things from both ends of our opinions

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️I don't take the subject matter seriously because its a made-up joke, but I take my opinions and what I say about the subject seriously

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️Also, I take the idea of people trying to make others look bad by making crap up to hurt them or their career seriously

⭐️HannahBaggins⭐️It's different with the birth certificate thing because in ways that has been proven to be true, but idk

MööpÿDøöpÿRHIS is always how an argument ends

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