Hey I just met you, and this is crazy:

But I like turkey, so pass the gravy!
43 votes

But I need to go, my aunt had a baby!
7 votes

But my dog bit me, and he has rabies!
23 votes

But my legs are hairy, I should start shaving!
18 votes

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EmersonI made all these up except for the first one.

Britty-Dog Lover @Emerson nice. Lol.

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