How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About ten pounds
11 votes

I wanna do my nails
14 votes

Who cares? Woodchucks can't chuck wood
20 votes

W=P/3(pi) where p= weight of the woodchuck
13 votes

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Tutu B Well to measure the amount the chucker had to count which only human could do, and if a chucker couldn't count, and a counter couldn't chuck then theirs nothing either could say, so the only solution and simple conclusion is chucking wood is gay :P