How do u get rid of mosquito bites?

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NimlovesbessiesPUT CREAM ON IT (Bite cream)

Max powersyou chew them off with a stolen alligator you must obtain only in the amazon river, then go to Disney land put moisturizer on the wound and ask Mickey Mouse to rub his left ear on it but not too hard. After that you must make a flute out of a banana leaf and the bone of an extinct manajuma tribesmen and use it to call apon the ancient pterodactyl god Bazamooth, Bazamooth will challenge you to a game of chess. If you win the game he will grant you one of his sisters eggs. Crack the egg open and pour it on the wound. Make sure you pour gasoline on the egg shells after light them on fire then toss it into the Grand Canyon. Otherwise the shell will reanimate itself and hatch into a booodthirsty trogdolyte and eat you alive. Follow these simple directions and Voila no mosquito bite

luvabull @Max powers wow !! Ill. Give it a go!!!

Emerson @Max powers wow that is so simple!

eCLAIREa@Max powers so true! But one way to that really works is after you stir something warm with a spoon, like coffee, press the round part of the spoon on the bite and it will make it stop itching. WARNING: doesn't work on wasp/bee/yellow jacket bites

KittDon't itch it. Eventually it will stop itching and the swelling goes down. If you itch it, it just makes it bigger and more itchy

imacaticorni put aloe Vera gel on them

Taylor Swift L💙verThey to away about 3 days later trust me I get them a lot don't itch them

samanthaPut ToothPaste On Them It Will Stop Iching

Epicness will eat utoothpaste

Abigail Take something thin&sharp like your nail&put an X in it. It'll go away within 12hrs and will stop itching immediately

tчpícαl tєєn @eCLAIREa your WARNING: wasp/bee/ect. Those do bite... They sting so no it does not work on stings!

YashikaToothpaste

tчpícαl tєєn @Yashika really?

Fashionista#1 👗👠👢💅👛👙Rubbing alcohol and anti- itch cream.

Tiesh66@Max powers is that even true

lexiidk

Julie💕😈🔓don't scratch it an put cream on

leahcream or x with nail

Max powers@Tiesh66 works for me

💟Nae 💟Naeitch it for like a whole five mins after it will bleed a little but it doesn't itch after that oh and itch it hard too

Arianna Darnesi have about eight of them and you put like rubbing achole on it

PalaceBanana

PalaceWasn't done xD you put a banana peel on it or put Caladryl. It'll stop the itching :)

Palace@Max powers you're high

Hunger games addictscratch if open then put vinegar on it it will stop itching and go away in 1 hour

ray rayWell you can always go to the drug store and get Benadryl itch cream

rajpaulJust leave it alone

Julie💕😈🔓@rajpaul yh

Justin belieber u

🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)Jump in the shower and burn it

luvabull @saruchan wat w u profile pic? Wat is it?

🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)@luvabull its a ferret

luvabull @saruchan its gross looking