How do I stop Adolf Hitler from stealing my nutella?

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Max powers@Rob its nice your coming out but can you help me with the question

Naya@Rob that's not a nice word to use just bcuz u think his question is stupid if that's what you think then say that it's stupid it's not that hard

Max powers@AI13 lol thanks

⚾Baseball girl ⚾eat it all or hide it idk

Max powers@⚾Baseball girl ⚾ he steals it before I get a chance

Max powers@⚾Baseball girl ⚾ and no matter where I hide it he always seems to find it. I think I might try poisoning it

Kenzie;)He's dead so u shouldn't have any problems... Lol...

Max powers@Makee-gee🐶💏😘🎨⚾ nah ahh if he's dead how is he stealing my Nutella

PersonnnPut it in a safe. Hire guards to guard the safe. Hire snipers to scope the area. Maximum Security 😎

Max powers you must build a trap. It should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat, which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap in Nutella, and as he licks through it, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter 'X' from a Scrabble set, as this will confuse him. Then, you must place him in a wooden raft and send him down the Mississippi River. This will lead him to the prison made specially for Nutella thieves. Adolf Hitler is clever, though. He will soon escape, and come back for revenge. At this point, you must sacrifice an unripened strawberry as a sign of surrender. When his back is turned, clap your hands 14 times. This will summon the Lobster Warriors. They will snip the tip of his left earlobe off, and carry it away. They will proceed to make a clone of Hitler, and train him to fight. 3 weeks after the Lobster Warriors leave, Snap your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones *always* win). Bury them both in a mound of wet cement, preventing their escape.

Max powersfigured it out YAY

PersonnnThe Nutella is worth it. Thank you for sharing your wisdom. This way I will make sure my other jar of nutella will not suffer the same fate as the first. He somehow passed the guards and avoided the snipers....it's a conspiracy....I'm sure they were all in on it. It turned out that Hitler was a safe whisperer.

PersonnnCrisis averted for everyone then.

PersonnnThat mound of cement belongs in a museum...or a mall...or a library.

Max powers@Personnn good idea :)

SkyeKill him :)

LizardCandyAnother gay question

Shakeman@LizardCandy Ur gay This is a legit question Except fuckin Batman steals my nutella :(

Laura1dHoranWtf? This may be a legit question but it's stupid and pretty much a waste of time.

Emma_Here@Max powers I have been having the same problem, but Osama Bin Laden is stealing my Peanut Butter! I tried your trap but with melted spoons and peanut butter, and it worked! You should right a book: How to keep dead terrorists from stealing your food

Max powers@lenabuelow4 lol ikr

RebeccaGuys gay means happy... It's a happy question😇

Max powers@Peaches not happy for me I have no Nutella

SkyeBuy new Nutella! :)

Max powers@Skye I guess I could try that but it will probably just get stolen again

SkyeHmm... kill him ;)

Max powers@Max powers if you scroll up and read my previous comments I tried that but he came back with a vengeance. Now he wants Nutella more then ever before

Max powers@Skye oops that last message was for you lol

Skye@Max powers That's maybe not a good idea but I would try to splash lemon acid in his eyes.

Max powers@Skye ok ill give it a shot

Max powersDidn't work back to square one

SkyeHm... That's not easy... Hm... Have you tried to use stumble wire? And when he's fallen on the ground you should tie up him.

Max powers@Skye ill try it out see what happens

Skye@Max powers Good luck!

Max powers@Skye thanks :)

💟Nae 💟Naeohh so turn your best friend into o zombie but make sure the friendship is still there and then tell him to eat Adolf hitler

Max powers@💟Nae💟Nae💟 omg that's genius ill Try it out next

Max powers@💟Nae💟Nae💟 well I tried it and Adolf ate my zombie best friend instead. He even used some of my Nutella he stole to eat him with.

0_0Nobody xDNutella is so worth is :D trap doors,guards, gates, barb wire?, put it in a small black case with a lock that only u kno the code to and it shud be in this rlly huge place sorta like a mansion maybe or u can put the Nutella in a huge large book in a bookshelf. Cut a place in the book to fit da Nutella and then surround it with the gaurds and gates and traps and stuff 😏

0_0Nobody xDHigh Security. And I to top it off SWAT Team guards it..

Naya@Max powers no problem

💟Nae 💟Nae@Max powers wow this dude is hard core I gotta think this over again 😏😏

Lillypetalsstop trying to be funny hes dead like give him sum respect -.-

Laura1dHoran@Lillypetals True that

Personnn⬆ Do you know who Adolf Hitler was?

Skye@Lillypetals respect for Adolf Hitler?!?! Do you know who he was?!?!

SkyeAnd what he've done?!?!

Max powers@Skye exactly!! he stole my Nutella, how can anyone respect someone who does that?

Naya@Lillypetals give hitler respect? If you don't know who he is or what he's done then you need to get off heycrowd and go back to school and if you do know who he was and just doesn't care then you need to go to hell srry but he was an awful person and anyone who respects him must be awful as well

Kenzie;)@Max powers. That is a problem ur gonna have to figure out urself!! Lol!! 😄

Lillypetals@AI13 fuck off im not stupid but plz dont joke bout the ded come on its not funny

Lillypetals@Skye i dont meen respect him i mean respect that hes ded wow ur a fucking retard

Lillypetals@Personnn yes

Max powersAlways a party pooper in every bunch

liamsinckill that son of a bitch

annabananaTell him that it is an Aryan.

RebeccaFirst, you must build a trap. It should be made of partially melted plastic forks, as that is his only weakness. But you need to disguise the forks as his favorite treat, which obviously is Nutella. So slather the trap in Nutella, and as he licks through it, his tongue will freeze. This will deprive him of the wonderful taste of Nutella. Hit him on the head with the letter 'X' from a Scrabble set, as this will confuse him. Then, you must place him in a wooden raft and send him down the Mississippi River. This will lead him to the prison made specially for Nutella thieves. Adolf Hitler is clever, though. He will soon escape, and come back for revenge. At this point, you must sacrifice an unripened strawberry as a sign of surrender. When his back is turned, clap your hands 14 times. This will summon the Lobster Warriors. They will snip the tip of his left earlobe off, and carry it away. They will proceed to make a clone of Hitler, and train him to fight. 3 weeks after the Lobster Warriors leave, Snap your fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones *always* win). Bury them both in a mound of wet cement, preventing their escape. Your Nutella will then, and only then, be safe. Good luck, brave soul. Good luck.

RebeccaYour fingers 12 times to bring them back with their clone. Hitler and his clone will battle to the death, and the clone will win (clones always win) Bury them both in wet cement, preventing their escape.

Max powers@Peaches I see you found the same solution as I did lol

Max powers@Peaches gotta love yahoo answers lol

Rebecca@Max powers I know right

N@talie 🐥🐧🐬did he come back from the dead 😁

Naya@Lillypetals no one is joking you're telling us to pity him when he was an awful man

McKenna @Max powers lol ummm you should hide your Nutella in France then every time u want it run there barefoot and if he takes it again....your screwed lol

Noname@Lillypetals i will never give that man respect at all he was a curi man

Rebecca Hartley <3EAT IT.

NonameI mean curl

ladyBy killing yourself

Dickehead Dexterity@Max powers u r hilarious

TheunknownU are dumb

Y0L0 $W@GGive him aids like a boss

User 858560Ask the lobster warriors to take you to the tickle master and the fairy queen their son the space millipede will vomit up a wad of melted zebras witch you will through at Adolf then your problem should be solved.

User 858560Throw not through

AdolfHitlerWell sorry thats impossible i always get my Nutella !!!

PenPineappleApplePenTell him its made by Jews

Ewhat the actual heck

eeeeeeeehe wont stop its bad like really bad i tried to kill him

Dirtnutella

NickAdolf stole my nutella, so i had him rate it on a scale of 1-10, he gave it a nein, so i said that i gave it a 10, so he gave it to me, and now he is giving me a free shower! :D

YOUR MOMdeez nuts

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Napoleonput a laundy machine next to the nutella, he will get stuck inside it and you can torture him because he wanted to steal your nutella

F IN THE CHETthx 4 the info @Max powers

F IN THE CHETThis was helpful. I was starting to run out of Nutella because of him. :)

quandell dingledid hewp alot

hitler i got your nutella

joemen

HitlerIt will not work now that I know you plan

asqwThank you I really needed this

BobEat it all