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Pi=3.1415926535897 cookie monster omm nom nom pasta party, cous cous party, ice cream yum party troll face forever alone minecraftia diggy diggy hole griefer dwarf clone army CAMEL light switch lamp shape the cleaner pigs fly treeborg the 194th?simples!!aOnce upon a time in a land far away there was the worlds first polar bear. So...
😘 Juicy Lucie 😘He was very lonely ...
Amelia!?!but then.....
Erin💕he died and since he was the only polar bear there were no other polar bears left until...
IT IS GOAT !!!!!!He was brought back to life by a crocodile called Snappy.
Amelia!?!then snappy and the polar bear went on a date
IT IS GOAT !!!!!!And it went well ;)
Amelia!?!so snappy invited him to meet her parents
AdeleBut her parents didn't like the polar bear so they ate him
IT IS GOAT !!!!!!So snappy killed his parents.
Amelia!?!But then snappy got lonely and tried to eat himself
IT IS GOAT !!!!!!It didn't work out too well. All he managed to eat was his tail.
Amelia!?!he said he tasted nice and started eating other crocodiles
😀Smile😀Then the crocodiles ate them selves .....
LittleMissMerrygold💙💙And started too
Adelebecome extinct..
Emmaaa.❤️so then there was no crocodiles left ....
Pi=3.1415926535897 cookie monster omm nom nom pasta party, cous cous party, ice cream yum party troll face forever alone minecraftia diggy diggy hole griefer dwarf clone army CAMEL light switch lamp shape the cleaner pigs fly treeborg the 194th?simples!!aTo eat animals anymore. So rabid squirrels invalided the earth keeping humans as slaves. So...
Katrina<3we fought back and made the rabbits weal and they could not talk. That is how we have rabbits. The end
Motty Jaredthen the polar beat was pooped out of the dead parents and the polar bear and the crocodile had sex and broke the condom and created a croc bear by mistake
who are ya ?!but then the baby's started to have sex and they wasn't using a condom so they multiplied and took over the world and started to .....
Motty JaredRape humans !!!!!
Amelia!?!so then there was human croc bears
Motty JaredAll the people who commented r the only real humans left on earth
Motty JaredThe humans needed to start the human race again to build an army to beat the croc bears
Motty JaredBut there were lots of girls and a few boys so how could they start the human race. Lol
graciegirlxxand was immediately poached by hunters...
Motty JaredThe girls had a decision to make
Motty JaredAnd everyone was wondering ' how to make more humans'???
Motty Jaredbut one strong croc bear killed all the poachers in the world so the people who commented had to make new humans
Motty JaredBut how??
Motty JaredMaybe " one of the survivors said" we could all do sexual intercourse
Motty JaredNo that won't work said Motty Jared
Motty JaredYes it will said Amelia smith....
Amelia!?!LOL hahaha, this just keeps getting weirder, whats next?.......,
Motty JaredMr bombastic jumps in and said " lets make new humans"
Amelia!?!then everyone who commented said YEAAH
Motty JaredExept me I'm a boy
Amelia!?!Yeah except u, u said?....
Motty JaredI walked away slowly but one girl followed me
Motty JaredWho was it???
Amelia!?!idk? Who was it?
Motty Jared@AmeliaSmith!!! Yh but who followed me to make new humans???
Motty Jared@AmeliaSmith!!! U tell me which girl followed Motty Jared
Amelia!?!@bLoNDiE GirL 🙊👄😸😈😋😆😘 it was u!
Motty JaredNooooooooooooo Motty Jared screamed
Motty Jaredbut too late
Amelia!?!😆 She grabbed him
Motty JaredShe pounced like a cat
Motty JaredLol
Amelia!?!Haha and we all know what happens next! 😆
Motty JaredMotty Jared screamed as his trousers were unbottoned
Motty JaredBlondie girl was happy
Motty Jared Motty Jared was sad
Amelia!?!she made an evil laugh
Amelia!?!because she was happy
Motty JaredBut then Motty Jared got up and ran
Motty JaredHe stopped when he saw all the girls on mr bombastic
Amelia!?!but he forgot his trousers
Amelia!?!and mr bombastic enjoyed it
Motty JaredAll the girls looked up at Motty Jared and got off of mr bombastic and started chasing Motty Jared
Motty JaredMotty Jared was to scared to move
Motty JaredHe was stand there with no trousers
Amelia!?!except for me I was hiding from all the creepy horny weirdos out there
Amelia!?!everyone started to take photos of Motty jared
Motty JaredBut that was a lie Amelia was with mr bombastic all the time
Motty JaredAnd then it began
Amelia!?!then Amelia said, oh no they found out!
Motty JaredThen Motty Jared was standing there with no trousers infront of Amelia and Amelia said
Amelia!?!i think you forgot something, and chucked your trousers at your head
Motty JaredMotty Jared said thx and said to Amelia " why r u naked"??
Amelia!?!Amelia said "because of mr bombastic"
Amelia!?!soz I gotta go
Motty JaredThen Motty Jared said oh ok and the muttered under his breath "nice"
Motty JaredBye
Pi=3.1415926535897 cookie monster omm nom nom pasta party, cous cous party, ice cream yum party troll face forever alone minecraftia diggy diggy hole griefer dwarf clone army CAMEL light switch lamp shape the cleaner pigs fly treeborg the 194th?simples!!aWhat is going on here
Motty JaredDon't worry
loganOk I asked for a story not a sexual inter coarse story