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EgyptGirl225There was once an Egyptian princess named Ekarya
Mrs.StylesShe was very beautiful and all the mens want to be with her
EgyptGirl225But there was one that she wanted the most, who never seemed to notice or want her like he others did.
OceanSo she told her best friend and her best friend told every one even her biggest enemy
Leah so the princess got very angry
bella789y💁Finnaly she got up and told him that she liked him
Paristhen he told her he had a wife
TheSunsetIsBeautifulso she got angry and decided to send his wife to prison for life and she stole her husband and married him...THE END!!!STORY'S OVER!!!!
🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)But the wife whilst in prison schemed and schemed for decades with fire and anger within her. So after 30 years, she was finally freed and then she presumed her master plan to destroy the one who stole her husband away and her her imprisoned for so many years. She searched up and down all through out the kingdom asking people about the enemy she was so adamantly about destroying. Then one day while she was standing amongst the crowd she saw Ekarya and her husband in a servant carrier marching down the street. Underneath her cloak she carries a dagger dipped in poison ready to be plunged into the woman that destroyed her life. She walks up to the cart pretending to be a street beggar. "Please Princess Ekarya I'm starving and my children are dying please can you spare a coin?" Ekarya: "Halt!" As the servants stops Ekarya: "You look familiar peasant do I know you?" The angry woman: "No your highness I'm a transient from afar." Just then as Ekarya nears she pulls out her poisoned dagger and plunges it deep into her chest Ekarya as she lies dying:"I should've... Known it was you... I deserve this death.... And I'm sorry for the evil I've put you.... Through.... Then she dies of her wound.. Her ex husband starts running towards the lifeless body and looks up at his long lost wife. "Its you! Its really you!! I was told you were killed in an enemy attack years ago!" His wife looking at him knows of her certain death with tears running down her face. "Ive always loved you, you must understand what torture my soul has been through since all this began a long time ago.. Just then she plunges the dagger into her heart. The husband: "Noooo!! My one true love!!! Why?! Now I have no one to love anymore.." *sobs* And then the following week war breaks out and the Kingdom now conquered by its enemy is now in shambles. The husband in tattered clothing walks among the ruins in a daze not knowing what has occurred becomes a hermit of the mountains never to return......
TheSunsetIsBeautifulBut before the angry woman could stab the dagger into Ekarya' heart, her husband stood in front of her and got stabbed instead!
Ekarya:WHAT HAVE YOU DONE MURDERER ???!!!
Murder wife:What you deserve my queen....
So ekarya sent her guards to go set her house on fire and take her belongs and have her beheaded....DUN,DUN,DUNNNNNNN!!!!!!(continue if you can)
bella789y💁She moved to Iowa and made a farm
🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)Her specialty was raising pigmy potbelly pigs as an alternative to seeing eye dogs. One day a piglet got loose and made its way to a homeless shelter a street bum named Rudy was so high on crack he thought it was a prostitute and made out with the piglet and after 9 months pass they had a baby and they named it Hoboham....
bella789y💁The pig got tired of cleaning diapers and moved back to the farm. She finally got a divorce with the bum.
🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)So as the years went by Hoboham was a teen in Junior Highschool so one day he asked his mother who his father was. Mama piglet: "Son have a seat theres something I've been holding back from you that you might not like.. Son your father is a Crackhead street bum.." Hoboham:"Mom that explains my strong desire to be a street bum pig!" "Gee thanks mom I'm going to follow my dreams & do crack like my father did!!"....
bella789y💁so he started likin pussys (cats) and loved the taste of fur but he became a gay prostitute and started likin (ewwww) 18+ up dick he became full time and detecated his life to back to the princess though..... She felt she needed a new husband and started on match.com finally......
Maddie Zieglershe moved to Ohio and put her kids up for udoption and she stole from the poor and got arrested and killed all her inmates and when their was no one left she commended suicide and hung herself and to this day her ghost is still in that jail! THE END
bella789y💁No it's not
TheSunsetIsBeautifulYou guys know how to write stupid endings!!!!
🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)Once upon a time there lived a dog named Wishbone he love to chase cats and eat shoes. So one day he felt ill and his owners were very worried about him so they took him to the Vets to see what the problem was. So the Vet X-rayed Wishbone and noticed there as a blockage in his gut so the Vet immediately put him under to surgically remove the foreign mass. After the successful removal the Vet told his owners its was a rubber heel lodged in his small intestines. The owners were so happy he removed the object from Wishbones stomach and went home for the day until......
Paris@🐒sarucHan🐒then Wishbone got horny and had sex with a cat named Aisha. Then the cat got pregnant and had babies
bella789y💁The kittens had sex with just a beaver
Paristhen they got pregnant
bella789y💁They had Beaver babies
RoseElizabeth🌸The beaver babies were very fucked up. They became mutated and mad and went on a stomp around the city of London. They then came across the London eye..
🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)But the London eye was over crowded with people so they decided to go to Buckingham Palace to party with the Queen. As they entered the grounds they were confronted by her Majesty's royal Guards.....
ANONYMOUSAnd they asked to get there dicks sucked 1 by 1
ANONYMOUSAfter they sucked each 1 of the guards dick they went to go party with the queen bitch of London whatever her name is when the queen saw them she was so in shock by how fucked up they were that she had a heart attack and died
ANONYMOUSThey than began to eat her dead body piece by piece
🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)Then Prince Charles became King and ordered the Royal Guards to be hung for them taking advantage of their duties. So then he ordered the Beaver babies to be taken to the Zoo to be exploited and degraded to give little Circus acts to entertain the Londoners. Then one day King Charles had a stoke and was no longer able rule his Kingdom so Prince William became King and took over....
ANONYMOUSAnd than prince William was the biggest dbag king and all he did was spend time using his power to fuck girls
🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)Then Kate Middleton decided to get revenge & sleep with his little brother Prince Harry.......
ANONYMOUSAnd than she got pregnant and this baby was no ordinary baby it was batman
ImabitchAnd batman turned evil and killed Prince Harry
Sydney_The_BlondeThen Batman Tried to kill Kate But She grew wings and flew away only to later find out..........
ImabitchThat Batman grew wings to and came after her and....
Sydney_The_BlondeShe found a cave to hide and swooped inside of it. There she met.....
ImabitchDead Prince Harry and he said...
🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)Justin Beibler & had sex for a whole week because that Justins first time with something with a Va jay jay...
ImabitchThen Justin said......
Sydney_The_BlondeNo way I am not Gay. Then Kate said yes You......
ImabitchAre you crapper! Then Justin said in a smarty remark...
Sydney_The_BlondeGood Luck as he turned into a Lion and.......
Imabitchripped her gut out and.....
ImabitchHe said I hate you and just then Batman comes in and said to justin.....
Sydney_The_BlondeShe Magically was retransformed into Selena Gomez.....
ImabitchAnd Justin kissed her all over and said I'm sorry I ever hurt you and she said....
Sydney_The_BlondeHe said let's go I gotta get to Vegas.....
Sydney_The_Blondeshe said can I go with
ImabitchThen they got married
ImabitchAnd had.....
🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)Aww you guys ruined it...
Imabitchlol
RoseElizabeth🌸While they were getting married a huge wrecking ball flew in and flattened justin to death.
🐄MooMooCow🐄(sarUchan)Yeah then Miley Cyrus shows up & marries her instead then one year they decide to adopt a child from Russia & the child turns out to be Vladimir Putins love child so he sent over the KGB to kidnap & return the child back to Russia so he can have incest relations with the little girl. So he did & found out the child gave him AIDS & to this day hes been hiding it from the public....
ImabitchAnd one day he goes out and....
ANONYMOUSGets run over by a truck
ANONYMOUSAnd that truck was filled with radioactive waste and he got superpowers from it
RoseElizabeth🌸He then flew up into the sky, swooping past shining stars. He then realised he was being followed....
ANONYMOUSBy batman
ANONYMOUSAnd batman captured him and took his powers away and used them for himself
RoseElizabeth🌸But then he fired a huge rpg at batman and it blew him to bits.
ANONYMOUSBut batman is batman and came back to life cuz he's BATMAN
ANONYMOUSAnd when batman came back to life he decided he wanted to go and fuck Supermans girl Lois lane and impregnate her
ANONYMOUS3weeks later superman realized sumthing was up with her and saw she was pregnant with his x ray vision
ANONYMOUSAnd thought it was his and celebrated
ImabitchWhen the baby was born he didn't call Superman daddy he called Batman daddy..........
ANONYMOUSAnd superman was like whatttt
ImabitchThen Batman came in and killed Superman.......
Imabitchand took the baby
RoseElizabeth🌸Then superman found out what had happened......he then blew up Gotham City and cried and cried and cried
ANONYMOUSThan when they were fighting one of Supermans laser beams bounced off and hit Lois and the kid
ANONYMOUSOh fuck
ImabitchThe baby stop the laserbeam and Superman the back of the head
ANONYMOUSThan superman flew away like a lil bitch to wonder woman and thought he could fuck her but when he went batman was there fucking her
ImabitchThen he killed Batman with his laser beams
ANONYMOUSBut batmans A G and didn't die from it
ANONYMOUSHe took out some kryptonite and finally killed that bitch
ANONYMOUSAnd decided to kill Wonder Woman just for fun to
ImabitchThen batman kicked Wonder Woman and killed the bitch
ANONYMOUSLol
ANONYMOUSAfter he killed her he found out that he liked killing ppl and started killing all his bad guys except for the joker
Imabitch he then later became best friends with the Joker
ANONYMOUSAnd started killing countless ppl just for fun and the justice league couldn't do anything to stop them cuz they were invincible and batman knew all there weaknesses
ImabitchThen he went around and can't fucking every gorgeous girl in site
Imabitchkept not cant
ANONYMOUSAnd them batmans brother came
ANONYMOUSAnd tried killing him cuz he hates him
ImabitchAnd saw him in the middle of sex and said "I AM TELLING MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
ANONYMOUSMoms dead u stupid asshole
ImabitchAnd then he killed him and told mom
ImabitchI know she told stepmom
ImabitchNot she he
ANONYMOUSBut batman is A G and didn't die and than he went in to go tell there mother
ImabitchThen wonder woman came and the baby had magically turn into 4 years old and stopped batman
ANONYMOUSAnd than azreal came and needed batmans help cuz it was the end of the world as we know it
ANONYMOUSAnd killed joker once and for all
ImabitchBut azreal turned evil and tried to kill batman
ANONYMOUSLol ok this story's going nowhere
ImabitchI know
Imabitchlet's try a different story
ANONYMOUSOk
ANONYMOUSYou go first
ImabitchWhat should it be about
ImabitchThere once was a boy named Bob
ANONYMOUSBob was quite tall for his age he was 6'4 and only 6
ImabitchHe was also very fat
ANONYMOUSAnd even tho he was very fat he had a good heart
ANONYMOUSPpl would think he was like 30
ImabitchHe loved everybody and everything
ImabitchBut he didn't care
ANONYMOUSBout the fact that he was fat
ImabitchMade him mad
ANONYMOUSSo he wanted to be skinny
ImabitchSo he had Bariatric surgery
ANONYMOUSBut it turned out that it was actually a surgery to be turned into the 6million doll-oared man
ANONYMOUSSo he than worked for the CIA
ImabitchAnd now everybody loved him cause he had money
ANONYMOUSLol no that's not what nvm lol
ANONYMOUSJust continue
ImabitchNever mind I'm done with this
ANONYMOUSLol me 2
[no name]And then they all died
MelodyWintersThe End !
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