Why did the chicken cross the road


Cause it wanted to
696 votes


To get its egg
360 votes


CAUSE IT'S A BOSS!!!!!
1207 votes


I don't know
621 votes



Comments

.I had told my "then little toddler" that joke about two weeks before this happened. Driving, I swerved to miss a dead animal in the road. He asked me why I swerved, so I told him why. He then said, "Chicken?" I was confused until I remembered I'd told him that joke two weeks before. Haha!

Amalie Buch NielsenIt didn't. Niall ate it.

Jewelz💎💙💎 Omg why u askin!!!

Belieber and directioner @Amalie Buch Nielsen lol

erinTo get to the other side

ѕωιм;)@. Ha ha😃😃

Lizit's actually why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was to chicken 😂

Panda hero Idk

nugget_baby@Liz lol hahaha

awesomeness8A boss!!!!!

routh123BOSS!

MoreliaBecause it wanted to get away from you

IceManBecause KFC wanted to clone it

Crazy chick 123@IceMan LOL!

Victoryall the answers here are ones I didn't choose grr

kablamo@IceMan close but mines cuz KFC wanted to eat em

InnaTo fuck your mother

Heather LecomteBecause the other chickens dared him to

Katycat02CHUCK NORRIS TOLD HIM TO

RANDOMCuz. That's why! Just cuz.😏

lexi@. Lol

Cutepookie101He crossed the road cause he was stupid and there was a stupid girl with no name wearing no clothes was on the other side

RANDOM@Cutepookie101 ………whttheheck………

Lexi :) Because there was a hot chic on the other side;)