Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, so what happened to you?

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AlexisI got that from a monkey! Lmfao

Zoëlol ouch.

JasmineLolzz

Jasperi heard that so many times

Emersonwhat does lmfao mean

🎧Emily🎨@Emerson laugh my f***** a** off

ZEBRARoses are red violets are blue, you can't see me, but I can see you

David.HThat's funny

sambi

Bubblegum Rainbow@ZEBRA CHICKEN IN THE MOONLIGHT

Smelly Jelly Trevor heard it

Smelly Jelly Trevor rose are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle ones for you

Wisdom@Alexislol

kattypantsNot funny

Bubblegum Rainbow@ZEBRA CHICKEN IN THE MOONLIGHT

Smelly Jelly Trevor heard it

Smelly Jelly Trevor rose are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle ones for you

Wisdom@Alexislol

kattypantsNot funny

Isabella Henson The poem is true for me I'm not pretty at all

Zoë@IFELLFORJR( NOT JB) omg I'm sure you're absolutely gorgeous.

EricaThat's just mean

Sandrathis is wrong. Using God's name in a derogatory joke....

livYou idiot using god like that and I am pretty

Haileythats mean

Aliassorry I mean its not really that witty and not funny enough for even a giggle

kyleFuck that shit u aint og

Hannah😋not really

heyyyRoses are red Violets are blue Assuming Control This Hurts You.

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