How old do you think I am (Answer in comments)

5-8
62 votes

14-16
243 votes

11-13
354 votes

8-10
180 votes

Comments

CodyM. I am 14 turning 15

Mad_DawgYou ugly

CodyM.Ok

CodyM.😒

👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑@Gymnast_4527 You're rude

CodyM.I'm rude she's the one who called me ugly

JJyou're ugly yay

👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑@Cody M. I was talking about her not you

👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑@JJ You're rude too

CodyM.What ever

MC 97Ugly 😫

Anna Melrosetoo bad you are ugly.

TaYlor14

Jadencan you chat back @taYLor

TaYloryeah. @jaden

Jadenthx @taylor

Xxharmony$****not dating u obviously:(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

iheartcupquakeU r soooooooooooooo ugly

KoalaPhatPeople shouldn't be calling you ugly. #notrightatall

Jada I15

👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑Jesus Christ a lot of people here are rude

Thebitchhasarrived@codyM. U know everyone is beautiful in there own way and the people who are calling u ugly is saying more about them selfs than about u

Jesus H. ChristI honestly feel so sorry for you...🙈👅

CodyM.Honestly everyone who has said I'm ugly are really ugly too (honesty)

CodyM. ^ at least I'm brave enough to so my self not like (Anonymous) up their ^

CodyM. Thanks Jada I , Fiona Brown, Koalaphat and every one else who isn't a bitch for calling me ugly you guys rock

Jesus H. Christ@CodyM. Yes, keep telling yourself that. 👍

Thebitchhasarrived@Anonymous look go fuck ur self cause ur the ugly one here

Jesus H. Christ@Fiona Brown With pleasure 😇

👊Duchessjohanna👊@Anonymous can you like die now?

Jesus H. Christ@Duchessjohanna I died and rose from the dead.

👊Duchessjohanna👊@Jesus H. Christ shut the fuck up you little cunt bag.

Jesus H. Christ@👊Duchessjohanna👊 That's not a very christian thing to say to someone who died for your sins.

👊Duchessjohanna👊@Jesus H. Christ too bad you're really just a fucking atheist hiding beneath a picture of Jesus. So kindly fuck yourself 😊

Jesus H. ChristColossians 3:8 "But now you must put them all away: anger, wrath, malice, slander, and obscene talk from your mouth." Matthew 15:11 "It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person.” Leviticus 19:18 "You shall not take vengeance or bear a grudge against the sons of your own people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself: I am the Lord." Are thou assured thou child of thine father? God bless thy soul 🙏

ANONYMOUS15:11 kinda sounds sexual

Jesus H. Christ@HCK Matthew was practicing abstinence at that time. His woeful soul could not handle the restraint from sexual endeavors hence the erotic verse.

ANONYMOUSOhhh are u a girl or a guy

Jesus H. ChristI am thy Lord. I am limitless. I can be both or neither.

ANONYMOUSOhh that's hot soooo u can make ur self 2 be the hottest bitch ever huh with hug ass and big tits hmmmm sexy

Jesus H. ChristYes, dear child. You have described it precisely. I am honestly proud to say you are a child of thine father. 👼

Jesus H. ChristRejoice! 🙏

ANONYMOUSAwesome does that mean I am released of my sins

Jesus H. ChristThose who have faith in me has already been freed from sin. Rejoice! Dearest child, for you shall live in eternal paradise with me and thine father.

ANONYMOUSWill I umm get to touch ur boobies

ANONYMOUSI bet u have the best boobies

Jesus H. ChristI have better breasts than Kim Kardashian and Pamela anderson combined for I am thy Lord.

ANONYMOUSOmg wow those what bout ur ass

ANONYMOUSIt can't be better than Kim's of it is I'll freak the fuck out

Jesus H. ChristEven better than Nicki Minaj's buttocks and that yellow bird from sesame street.

ANONYMOUSOmg u sound amazing

👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑Hahaha

Jesus H. ChristI get that a lot. Especially from the Jews.

ANONYMOUSHow good are u with the bjs

Jesus H. ChristI'm afraid I'm not as good as my fathers beloved disciple Lucifer. Although he can be hard to persuade (just ask Adam, he'll tell you all about it), he can make you cum as fast as he became the most powerful ruler of the dark underworld.

ANONYMOUSWhy Adam what bout eve that bitch hot I bet rite

Jesus H. ChristI recall Eve was as smoldering hot as Mother Theresa. You definitely bet right.

ANONYMOUSWho would win in a fight buddah and Bruce Lee vs god and u Jesus

Jesus H. ChristThe question to that answer is very obvious. I'd have to say Buddha and Bruce Lee for Buddha is my dearest bosom friend and we'd never settle our differences through barbaric battles. Buddha and I would probably settle our disputes by drinking holy wine and eating from thine holy body. And Bruce Lee because He's freaking Bruce Lee. He is basically god all by himself therefore better than me and thine father.

ANONYMOUSLol we'll that is just fucking awesome so does god smoke weed

Jesus H. ChristThy Lord has spoken! Instead of worshipping thine father, focus thy worshipping on Bruce Lee or you'll burn in the fiery pits of hell.

ANONYMOUSI have always worshipped Bruce Lee and. Always found him as god like

Jesus H. ChristDoes thine father smoke weed, you ask? What do you think made him cause a worldwide flood that wiped out every single life form on earth? Yes, he smokes weed err'day.

ANONYMOUSLol

ANONYMOUSAre u actually black and not white

ANONYMOUSNot black black but Moreno

MartinThat explains why the 12 apostles were always hungry.

Jesus H. ChristAs black as Samuel L. Jackson and as white as Michael Jackson. Brown as Ricky Martin and yellow as the Simpsons family. Have you already forgotten, dear boy, that thy Lord is limitless?

ANONYMOUS@Martin lol u funny sob god u make me laugh all the time

ANONYMOUS@Jesus H. Christ rite rite

ANONYMOUS@Jesus H. Christ if god created everything why can't he easily kill the devil

CodyM.@Jesus H. Christ you got told so many times

Jesus H. Christ@CodyM. Told by whom, dear boy? We were merely discussing. What are you on about?

Jesus H. Christ@CodyM. Also, dearest child. Don't listen to the people who call you ugly. You're as beautiful and sexy as a Victoria's Secret Model.

Jesus H. Christ@HCK Because they're both nonexistent.

CodyM.Ok😐