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Ahahahahaha😂😂😂😂 Im dead!
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ fucking troll looking ass 😂😂 trying to bribe me with money 😂😂 babe this is too funny
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer Oh my god lmfao😂😂😂😂 Ily💁
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer She's probably not gonna like this meme😂😂 or she might who fucking knows anymore🙉
about 8 years ago
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Max, OMG!!!! this is so sweet. this is how our love story started.
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer Im laughing so hard I'm crying because this chick is all kinds of fucked up😂😂 It's so entertaining I cant😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ babe, she's the definition of fucked up 😂😂😂 she probably falls in love with every guy she sees
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer That's probably so true😂😂🙌
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ no thats a lie! they must be hot like max and must have a big cock. not all guys are like that. i don't even want to mention Derz
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 well I'm not surprised you winded up here. No wonder your questions have no likes because no guy wants this and it's fucking weird when you come on to them like this. Back off
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer i have no like because the girls are jealous of me
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 Lol Derz! He's so rude😂😂 He's like a freaking demon child😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 "jealous." I'm not jealous😂😂 In fact I'm not jealous of necessarily anyone😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ I'm not talking about you. I'm talking about other girls
about 8 years ago
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Just leaving a casual comment here so this conversation shows up in my activity and I can stalk it for the laughs 👍
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 I'd like to see these other girls you're talking about because so far I'm thinking I must be blind because I see zero😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ you don't see them because they don't bother leaving their comments
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 yeah because they don't want to start an argument they know they're gonna win
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer nobody has won an argument with me yet
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 Keep thinking you're hot babe. That's way to go!😂😂🙌
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ i don't need to think about being hot. i am hot and that's the truth. we need to found a club for the hottest girls of heycrowd. its gonna be me, you, daisy, and miranda.
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 Then how tf do you know if they're jealous of you😂😂 Are you just assuming or some shit?😂😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ if they dislike me or say anything against me. definitely theyr jealous
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer That was a bit harsh babe😂😂😂❤😘
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 I love daisy🙉 Where did she go haven't seen her in awhile!! Wait I'm getting off topic😂😂😂
about 8 years ago
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Look you two, I know flirting over text can be difficult, but are all the hearts and kisses and petnames necessary? I think not tbh
about 8 years ago
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babe babe babe babe babe babe babe babe babe babe babe babe babe babe babe babe
about 8 years ago
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@Ethan Everytime I see your freaking comments the song "nobody can drag me down" plays in my head😌😂
about 8 years ago
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@Ethan Yes exactly👌 Because your comments are shitty so I have to think of equally shitty music😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 I believe that actually👍😝 You're actually pretty cool tbh just a little weird😂 But so am I so I mean.
about 8 years ago
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beautina is hilarious and makes this app worth going on and no one can say otherwise
about 8 years ago
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@Ethan Sometimes they're just kinda rude and uneccesarry. Don't know if you always mean them to come off that way but they do.😐💁
about 8 years ago
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@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 That's true👌 Known her for only like 2 1/2 months and gotta admit that she's entertaining. The only reason I'm still on this app😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@Ethan Don't worry I appreciate you ❤ and I appreciate that you liked my comment about jolly rancher cum when no one else would
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ Well I fell like if you say that every comment he makes is unnecessary then you don't appreciate him very much
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ I'm feeling horny right now. it's really hard to resist. i think I'm gonna lose control.
about 8 years ago
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I'm fingerpopping myself. ah! ah! ah! ah!.................MAAAAAAAX!!!!!!
about 8 years ago
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ah! max ah! ah! ah! max. keep doin it. keep doin it. insert your finger deeper max. ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! shlick...schlick...schlick. now your dick! ah! oooh! ah! oooh! it's really thick that feels so good max! it feels good! aaaaah! max! aaaah! french kiss me while you hump! shlurps... shlurps... shlurps. mwaah! your teeth taste so good. what? you're gonna lick my pussy? ahahahahaha! stop it! it tickles max. it tickles! I'm gonna suck your dick and you can cum inside my mouth. ill drink it aaaahhhhrm! shlurp shlurp shlurp shlurp shlurp! glug glug glug glug glug! aaaaah! yum yum yum yum yum! DELICIOSO!!!!! i knew it taste like jolly ranchers. now shove your cock inside my pussy and pull it out in the morning. sweat dreams max. my pussy is tight so sleep tight don't let the other girls bite. I'm gonna lay on top of you until morning. let me massage your mouth with my tongue while you sleep. good night max! i love you so much!
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 I would be disturbed if I haven't experienced this type of paragraph with you before😂😂 You know. With my beloved Grayson and Ethan.👌 Quite honestly go ahead and do your thing because its funny af.
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ i was really horny last night. i was looking at his shirtless pictures while fingpopping myself
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 you better stop. This shit isn't gonna happen.
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer i tried my best to stop myself. but you're so hot. i lost my self control
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 Oh yeah okay. Well as soon as it "happens" I can't wait to hear about it!lmfao fuck this shit😂😂 fucking bleach😂😂🙈
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 Ahahahahahaha😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing😂😂 Oh god wow😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer I'll give you a whole damn bottle😂😂😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ ill be coming with you to italy. ill bring a rope and duct tape. then when he opens his door, we're gonna restrain him and tie him on his bed. you gotta help me please. im begging you. then i will start doing the action once he's tied up. im gonna make him eat my pussy. then i will suck his dick and make him cum. i will eat the first cumshot. i will leave some for you
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 Isn't that statutory rape?😂😂 idk if he's quite legal yet and I'm sure you're older than the two of us😂😂 wow girl quite an imagination you got there.😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ no. once he sees my sexy body, it will be consensual.
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ oh my fucking God 🙈🙈 I'm scared. I may be legal in a few days but shit, I don't want that 😂😂😂
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh_ No that's not statutory rape that's just ordinary rape
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer Oh! When's your birthday?
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer Sounds pretty damn intense and not necessarily enjoyable at all😂😂🙈
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer and yeah when is your birthday?😂
about 8 years ago
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yum yum yum yum yum! DELICIOSO!!!! 😛
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 you look like the clerk that works at the DMV who no one goes up to
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer thats clerk must be so hot, when people goes up to her, they melt.
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer Oh wow that's soon
I'll try to remember to say happy birthday but my memory sucks so we'll see lol
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer Aw okay😊😊 I'll tell yuh happy birthday when it comes around👌❤
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer Right back at ya😝❤
about 8 years ago
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Happy Birthday babe! ilysm!
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 can you please leave me alone. I feel violated by you, stop. Sexual harassment
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer that is not how you say i love you too. I'm just greeting you hbd. just say thank you!
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 I'm simply saying "fuck off you cunt, I don't want you and you'll never have it" leave me the fuck alone. Go stalk other guys that would be interested in you, because I'm not
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer it must be hard hiding your true feelings for her
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 can you please crawl back into the hole from whence you came!! Fuck off, you're so fucking annoying. @Ethan shut up dude, like I said before, I have standards.I wouldn't be caught dead with her.
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer i will. if u come with me. then were gonna decide what were gonna do inside he hole
about 8 years ago
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@Evuhhh , give me a gun 😂😂😂 this bitch is fucking annoying the hell out of me. She's a fucking nightmare
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 you're a nightmare. Leave me the fuck alone, I don't want to do anything to you or your nasty ass body. I wouldn't do anything with you even if I was drunk or high or both. You make me want to live in solitary confinement so I won't have to see or hear from you forever
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer i still want to suck your cock and gargle with your cum! yummmm!
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 I feel like I'm talking to a fucking wall. You're stupid, learn the meaning of stop, leave me alone and fuck off. I should ask for a block this bitch option
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 well, you won't get anything. I'll file a fucking report on you and give it to every major airport in Europe
about 8 years ago
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@Ethan I know what will. Sending that bitch to you and cuffing her to you.
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer I'm not interested with ethan. but i will tell every airport here in america to put you on their watch list and notify me when you arrive so that we can bang bang into the room. i know you want it. bang bang all over you. ill let you have it. I'm craving for your cock
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer I kinda think they'd just laugh, hang out, and continue to troll you together
about 8 years ago
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This fat-tard Beautina is annoying af and yet Evuh and every1 else decides to go after me and be really rude with me... I feel like almost every1 here hates me for no reason 😔 FML
about 8 years ago
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@Derz well, start off by being nice to Evuhhh and Miranda. You have my permission to destroy Beautina in any way possible on this "chat". So next time the 2 girls say something, don't start calling them bitches or lesbos, Evuhhh is my girl so don't you dare insult her. But with all that shortened to one sentence. Be nice to those 2 but you can insult the fuck out of Beautina
about 8 years ago
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@Derz you redneck retard honeybooboo brat with a microscopic dick. everyone hates you for a reason. you're an asshole. you don't even know how to be nice us ladies. maybe you're gay and you also want to suck Max's cock. FYI, his cum taste really good. you must be jealous because he has a big cock and you have a microscopic dick. now go back to mama june's shoulder and cry.
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻yo bitch, let the kid be. He probably gets more pussy than you get dick.
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer i cannot be destroyed. beautina is the symbol of women's strength and beauty. not to mention that i look like Gal Gadot. I'm as strong as wonder woman. i'm made of adamantine metal.
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer dating that kid is like dating a leabian. he has no dick
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 And dating you is like being on death row, regret it for the remainder of your life
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer i know I'm drop dead gorgeous and my kiss can overdose you of euphoria. but i promise ill be gentle with you. ilysm babe!
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 can you stop with all this sexual harassment please, Evuhhh already told you to stop and yet you keep going. Leave me the fuck alone, PLEASE
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer If I were you I'd find a guy on here that's hotter than you and send her to him 😂 Good strategy, right?
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer i remember your question where you have a friend with you. what's his kik?
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer that's ok if he has a gf. i just want to be friends with him. what's his phone number? is his cock big?
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻why do you want his number? I'm gonna give his number to a thirsty pedophile on heycrowd
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer that's so mean. why would you give it to a thirsty pedo. give it to me. how old is he and how big is his cock?
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 I meant I'm not going to give it to you (the thirsty pedo)
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer I'm not a pedo. thats not the meaning of pedophilia. look it up in the dictionary. and he is like past puberty age so it is not pedophilia. if you don't want to give it then ill stick with you. how big is his cock tho?
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻my friend is 16. God no, don't stick with me. I don't know how big it is, I don't go around asking guys how big it is, I'm not weird like you.
about 8 years ago
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You guys wanna hear a story about penis size? Pshhh what am I saying of course you do!
This one dude I know wanted to know all his friends' dick sizes (he was very curious, like this kid really wanted to know), so he got his girlfriend to tex all of them asking how big their dicks are. Then he was like "hmmmm this isn't enough evidence, they could be lying" so he got his girlfriend to text them back asking for proof. As in a picture of their dicks next to a ruler.
about 8 years ago
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Isn't that weird? Lol He's a weird kid. The only guy to actually want his girlfriends to receive dickpics from his closest friends
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 Well he's out as bi now lol
about 8 years ago
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@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 he probably masturbates to those dick pics. but i admit that i do that too
about 8 years ago
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i kinda feel like both are off-putting
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 penises and vaginas are both ugly I'm not a fan
about 8 years ago
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@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 Nooo!!!! Va jay jays are amazing!!😨 They can fart too😁
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer I've never been mean to Miranda, but I was once to Evuhhh bc she started to insult me in defense of Beautina...
about 8 years ago
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@Derz no you started to be mean to the dolan twins then to evuh. then i backed her up
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 sthu with the redneck thing. Just bc I'm white doesn't mean I'm a redneck. And I don't look anything like that honey boo boo. That little brat looks like u in ur childhood. Geez. And yes, you are a dirty pedo, u asked me to prove my dick wasn't small...
about 8 years ago
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@Derz listen little peepee redneck brat. I'm not interested with your little worm ok. and i don't look like honeybooboo. its you who look like honeybooboo. drop your phone because mama june is calling you.
about 8 years ago
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@Derz 😂😂😂😂 it's funny how she keeps on deflecting each and every insult we fire at her. She probably got bullied sooo much in school (I'm against bullying btw).
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer i was never bullied. I'm the bully sometimes
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer i love starting the morning seeing you. ilysm babe
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 fuck off you honey boo boo looking ass!!! My morning is soooo fucking bad I want to drink a whole jug of bleach because of you
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer Nothing like a cup of bleach with a hint of lemon to get you going in the morning
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer shrek married Cameron Diaz, so the jokes on you
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer what's your favorite part of woman's body?
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻i like bukkake. i used to watch it everytime i fingerpop myself until i met you.
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 leave me alone bitch!!!! I don't want to talk to you, stop. You're so fucking weird and annoying
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer but you're so hot. i wish we can do bukakke with your friend.
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 wtf is your problem!!! No means no and I'm not into that shit, I don't want any contact with your Fat body or your ogress face
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer my problem is that i'm horny and i need you. I'm not fat and I'm not ugly. you're in denial.
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer fine. I'm gonna leave you alone BUT. you gotta admit that you love me too and I'm pretty and I'm sexy. after that I'm not talking to you no more.
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 I don't love you or think you're sexy. You're ugly as fuck and annoying as fuck. Bye
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer you passed the test. aww! that's so sweet max. you really don't want me to leave you. awww! i love you too! i wanna gargle with your cum.
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 no, I want you to fucking leave me alone. Right now, please. You're so annoying, I'm legit sitting here with a jug of bleach ready
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 because I want you to leave me alone, please. Do me that favor and leave me alone
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer you're gonna kill yourself just because of me?
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻no, but I will figuratively if you keep on annoying me
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer i'm just expressing my sexual feelings for you. what's wrong with that?
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer I'm gonna send you a jug of my pussy juice then you can drink it if you get annoyed by me
about 8 years ago
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@SatanTheEvilDuckofDoom I know right 😂😂😂😂 she's the pedophile of Heycrowd
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer you're not even a kid. I'm not a pedo. whats your address?
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 I'm not gonna answer anymore of your comments, you're giving me fucking chills. Leave me alone you thirsty ogress
about 8 years ago
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@💋✌🏻️Beautina💋✌🏻 yep
about 8 years ago
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@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 that's good for you. you cannot be corrupted. you're very special
about 8 years ago
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Max, lets play a game. if you win, i will leave you alone.
about 8 years ago
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@Massimiliano Unternaehrer the game is called TONGUE WRESTLING. cmon. if u win i will leave you alone
about 8 years ago
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Max, i wanna ride your monster cock and taste your massive cumshot
about 8 years ago
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SO fuck'n FUNNY!😹😸😂😭😆😆😂😭😸
about 8 years ago
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@Celeste aren't you 10? You shouldn't use that language or know anything about what that means.
about 8 years ago
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Max, i misssssssssss you!
about 8 years ago
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