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5131 3 443330566 profile 724231 0
once upon time there was a girl named Sally
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5162 2 446004703 profile 738683 0
Sally was a ugly girl
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4997 12 431785985 profile 631072 0
So so Sally got plastic surgery
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5162 2 446004703 profile 738683 0
that made her even uglier
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
Sally wanted to get more plastic surgery to look like her favorite celebrity
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5131 3 443330566 profile 724231 0
but she was the opposite
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5042 1 435634390 profile 954806 0
but, she chose to look like... Miley Cyrus..
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5131 3 443330566 profile 724231 0
then she met a girl named Abby
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5042 1 435634390 profile 954806 0
they became engines
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5042 1 435634390 profile 954806 0
I mean eminems
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5162 2 446004703 profile 738683 0
then a new girl comes and his name was Tyler
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5162 2 446004703 profile 738683 0
Tyler asked Sally on a date
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5779 22 499388068 profile 690603 0
Sally slaps him in the face and steals his Kraft mac and cheese
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5131 3 443330566 profile 724231 0
and then runs back to her house
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5779 22 499388068 profile 690603 0
she goes into her dad's closet and finds his 9mm pistol, goes to Tyler's house and murders him and his family and steals the kraft mac and cheese back
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5779 22 499388068 profile 690603 0
I meant Tyler kills Sally and her family
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5162 2 446004703 profile 738683 0
then Sally and there family return to be a ghost and haunt Tyler and his family
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
Tyler became an adult and his parents die then he moves to a New house so he could get away from Sally
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5779 22 499388068 profile 690603 0
then Tyler went to his friends bar mitzvah
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5197 3 449032415 profile 679502 0
By then the Craft Mac n Cheese had turned green & hairy with mold so he decides to put some of it in friends Bar mitzvah food. Then all of a sudden the Matso balls start to grow legs & eyeballs & starts to talk to everyone at his party. Just then the Gafilta fish starts to flip around like a freshly caught fish on the floor. Tylers friends mother say: "Oyvay! Hyman grab the net we have a live one!!" Then Woody Allen appears amongst the crowd & says: Hey! Wheres all the little girls hiding?!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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5197 3 449032415 profile 679502 0
So as all the commotion was happening all the food from the Bar Mitzvah starts leaving in protest Matzo Ball: "Man! This party blows!! You guys suck! Me & the other food are going down the street where the Mexicans live now thay know how to throw a party!"
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5197 3 449032415 profile 679502 0
So the Matzo Ball, the Gafilta fish & Kosher pickle makes their way to the Mexican folks house. Mexican guy: Bueno!! Welcome to the party! All food is welcome Senor Ball & your friends! Welcome!! Just then a Mariachi band starts playing music. Matzo ball: Now this is a party!! Kosher or not its better than than lame Bar Mitzvah! I dont even know why they were celebrating that boys start of manhood? He was gayer than Elton John!!
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5046 20 profile 171086
the end
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5098 20 440542268 profile 803260 0
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ NO IT CANT BE THE ENDโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆ sequel!!!!
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5119 22 442360976 profile 808868 0
1day my cat shit in the litter box the fucking end
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