Once upon a time there was a boy his name was Gillan. One day he was bored & decided to go on a hike in the forest behind his backyard, as he was walking for hours he stumbled upon a Lantern. It was crusty & rusted so he rubbed it & Poof! A Genie appeared before him Genie: "I am your humble servant you have released me from the lamp I will grant you 3 wishes but choose wisely."
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Gillan pondered & pondered carefully as good as he can. Gillan: "Ok Genie I have a wish!" Genie: "I must warn you again be sure you make the right decision & it will appear before you "BUT" there is a price you will have to pay." Gillan: "If thats the case I'm afraid to make a wish now!๐ง" Genie: "Thats why you must choose wisely take your time & rub the lamp to fetch me. Alakazam!!! Poof! And he went back into the lamp.
over 9 years ago
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Then he got poison ivy on his dick
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Then the ivy disappeared.
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and he gets married and has 162636379292983736463653278294847 kids and he kills 12 of them and he hates every one exept his wife and kids plus he has 1737463782 puppies and 2663738838 kitties and he loves them all
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