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A lighthearted moment from a children's bible. I can't even.

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Asked almost 8 years ago by userpic 👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑
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5712 18 493584126 profile 54045 0
WHAT THE HECK! THAT'S A CHILDREN'S BIBLE AND THERE'S INAPPROPRIATE WORDS FOR CHILDREN?
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5228 20 451774293 profile 642163 0
sums up christianity
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5707 3 profile 477722
@ᐃ♡qυσтє-gιяℓ™♡ᐃ I think the message is a helluva lot worse than the words....like seriously
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5779 22 499388068 profile 690603 0
when I was a kid, I saw the word rape in the bible, and I thought that it meant hugging without permission
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5779 22 499388068 profile 690603 0
But that is kind of fucked up lol
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5113 17 441824597 profile 1050176 0
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Oh yeah, there's loads of heartwarming stories of rape, murder 'n' mayhem in the good ol' Bible... Elisha and the young boys who tease him, the foreskins story, Lot's wife, Lot's daughters having their way with him... I could go on and on. Good times!
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5384 23 465263157 profile 59740 0
that's really in the bible
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5113 17 441824597 profile 1050176 0
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@Schultzy Genesis 19:1-8. And the lovely children-mauling story is 2 Kings 2:23-24. Do a Google search on this stuff; the Bible is a book I wouldn't let my kids read.
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5712 18 493584126 profile 54045 0
@👑MirandaKnowsWhat'sUp👑 uhhhhh, yeah…
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5707 3 profile 477722
@A Yea, it's really screwed up :/ I still like religion though and kinda wanna read the bible through, but to learn about it, interpret it in my own ways, and form my own opinions from it, not because I think the bible is fact and exemplifies the perfect way of living and whatnot- that's BS. Too bad my attention span it too short to read
almost 8 years ago
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5320 2 459656354 profile 265758 0
Okay, so let me make this straight. I'm an atheist, but because of this I kinda wanna read the bible just because of how fucked up it is XD
over 7 years ago
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5316 16 459362018 profile 844752 0
😂 leave these men alone, but you can take my virgin daughters. Look at the guys in the pic!!! Their toungue a are hanging out. Was this seriously meant for children?!?!
over 7 years ago
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5417 0 468030842 profile 1180127 0
WTF
over 7 years ago
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6098 19 526937858 profile 1085687 0
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This is obviously altered by the reign of evil in the world and changed wat it says. Before their reign the bible showed the TRUE words of the bible and the true God and Christ
over 7 years ago
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5707 3 profile 477722
@Michael Bagdasarian How exactly are we supposed to know what's God's true word and what isn't if the only source we have is a corrupted book translated and rewritten multiple times by man? The Bible is ridiculously unreliable. For example, in the original language it was written in, the word for "sex" was the same as the word for "to have kids", so for all we know God was giving us all a bio lesson and saying two men can't have kids, not sex. It's a completely unreliable source and how people accept it as fact baffles me
over 7 years ago
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5691 23 491785398 profile 1293445 0
HOLY CRAP THAT IS FUCKED UP!!!
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