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Once upon a time , in a distant galaxy there lived an alien named Ezra His mother told him to....

Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

But instead he made a ham and cheese sandwich which made his mother very upset.

So she sold him to slave traffickers

So his mother slapped the ham and cheese sandwich out his hand. Then she said to him "you Have disobeyed me. As punishment you will...

Be sold to slave traffickers

She took him to a building where they would sell them but nobody wanted him.

Except one person.

He looked insane he had 47 cuts on his face and so many bruises and burns but..

This person was blind and didn't care about how he looked.

He needed him for something other than looks.

The blind man licked his lips as he told his slave to take off his underwear

That's when Mrs. Crackhead appeared and ripped the blind mans eyeballs out.

And then the slave ran away

To a planet called gallifrey, where the time lords lived. The time lords could travel through space and time using time machines called TARDISes that are bigger in the inside

The End

Once upon a time, a jolly colony of beavers lived happily on the Ohio River

then one day...

One of them got shot....

The other beavers didn't want to get shot so they decided to move

Once upon a time POTATOES the end I love this story

Oh sorry then the beavers decided to get revenge

So they took a 9mm and shot a human

Then they went mad and tried to eat humans

And one of the Beavers had rabies and bit a human and everybody turned into zombies

Then the zombie apocalypse stared in New York so one zombie bit a rat but the rat got away and then

Made a zombie rat apocalypse

…

But there were still some humans

So then the zombie humans and the rat zombies had a war

To see who could but then last of the humans left there were only 23 left

But then the Earth gets invaded buy Alien Unicorns & they shoot a death ray out of their horn disintegrating all 23 humans. Leader Unicorn: "Our mission is over lets resume sucking all of its precious resources & move on to the next!"

but then zombie did not died

They were left with nothing so they ate the zombie rats and each other and all died the end

Another story; Matt went to the store to buy apples for his mom

But all they had was unicorn peaches

So instead he bought the peaches since unicorn ISNT a fruit

He bit into the Unicorn peach & transformed into an Alien Unicorn & it happened all over again😂

The end

The alien unicorns decided to wear moon shoes and looked hella fly

once upon a time a cute little puppy was born...

And it contracted AIDS and died a slow and painful death

no bad story make it a good one

And the SPCA officials said: "Whew! What a relief thats one less puppy polluting this world."😂

@💩monkey poo💩 lol

I hate u people make a better story

@Rascal&Snickers That was an amazing story

@Rascal&Snickers shut up that was the best story ever

no it was not

Once upon a time there was a homeless puppy its name was..... Well since its homeless it doesn't have a name.. Well anyway homeless pup was sniffing this place that homeless bums use as a toilet smelled something stink when all of a sudden....

A piano fell on him

BUT luckily he escaped without getting harmed and...

Had a heart attack

So as the homeless pup lay dying these Bums start crowding around him the Bums in unison "Theres our meal boys!"😆

So they named the puppy paco then ate him

no

@Rascal&Snickers yes

that story's so mean

@Rascal&Snickers and?

make a better and more nice story

about a dog or puppy

@Rascal&Snickers It was about a dog

Once upon a time, in the land where there are creatures like vampires, there was an academy who trained students to hunt them down.

Ik make a better story

Nah I like the dog story lol @Ethan

it sucks animal cruelty man

And stab them

u suck

@Rascal&Snickers Ok ok! Once upon a time there was a little dog name Boo. He was born on a farm with horses, cows, pigs & chickens..

I loved the dog story

Then Russia dropped a nuke on the farm and they all died instantly

seriously?

@NatureLover yep😋

the sky is falling ahhhhj

Then everyone died

I'm starting a new one........ Once upon a time a fat dog ruled the world

He destroyed all continents and islands except for an island off the coast of Antarctica called Alinika.......

Because that's where the remaining people were left. They were armed with weapons, food, and storage.

After a couple of months, they ran out of food and water and all died of starvation

@Ethan lol same ending

Once upon a time, there was a guy named Ethan.

He loved to make story's that every one dies

Ethan then got stuck in one of his stories

One day, when he was writing a book, he had a sudden heart attack.

when he had the heart attack he died in serious pain

And nobody discovered the body until weeks later.

but they found the wrong body Ethan's body will never be found

And that ends the life of a certain guy named Ethan.

yay

woohoo

Once upon a time a guy named Noatak liked to call everyone names............

xDDD

He was driving a car, fell off a bridge, swam to safety, and was in very serious pain.

@#Beats So he layed there on the edge of the shore and let the water just brush bak and forth on his legs until he noticed somebody walking down the side of the shore...

It was lady and they instantly started to hit it off. They liked each other and got married and had three kids the end!

Once upon a time a man-boy named Jacob and he loved to kill people

An FBI Agent named Ethan was assigned by President Obama to assassinate Jacob

But Jacob ran off to kill Barack Obama and accidentally killed a black guy in a suit.......

@#Beats really a man-boy tho! Anyways Jacob notice it wasn't Barack Obama and for once actually felt bad for killing someone since he usually finds the person he actually wants to kill.

so he gave rushed him to the hospital and the black guy lived because of amazing nurses

So Jacob stopped killing people after he killed Barack Obama and Jacob elected the black man he almost killed to be president

And then was taken out by Agent Ethan's sniper round

but the doctors revived him and they all live happily ever after.

@#Beats One simply doesn't survive one of Agent Ethan's shots

Jacob does

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@#Beats nah cuh

@Ethan yeah

@Ethan Jacob survives the end

once upon a time there was a unicorn named Zoey and Zoey liked to....

Frolic around and have the time of her life

one day she saw a unicorn that looked exactly like her and it was her twin unicorn sister Zaza

Zoey and Zaza tracked down their parents

@#Beats CACACACACACACACA

they were on their way when all of a sudden a horde of bloodthirsty crowd attacked them and ripped out their eyes and intestines

@Ethan Then raped their dead bodies.

*crows

bitch do u have to make everybody die in a fucking story

@Rascal&Snickers Nigger, shut up.

@Rascal&Snickers it pisses you off, so yeah

u

I wanted to add onto the other story that was the best story ever

Why do you guys have to cuss huh. It's not cool. If that's wht you're thinking

bitch

OIY WHY SO MANY COMENTS 😰