Let's make a story in the comments📖

Once upon a time, there was an apple

It's name was jimmy bob

jimmy bob went to the grocery store, but was mistaken for a store apple, so someone bought him

He was about to be eaten when he yelled "carrots are better for the eyes!!!!"

Then the customer said: "Nu uh!! An apple a day keeps the Doctor away!"

After that jimmy Bob knew he was screwed. So the little apple produced a worm inside his core and made it crawl out so the person about to eat it screamed.

Please don't eat me I am just a apple I have done nothing to you

Sorry I messed up

here

Ahh this is a talking Apple eww said the person they threw on the ground so then the apple waddled away and went to get lunch at subway after that he......

Went to see insurgent in theaters and......

He did not know what was going on because he hadn't seen divergent

so he thought it was a sequel to the hunger games.........

After that he went to the play ground and broke his........

Potato

Then he broke his stem all at the same time

He went to college the next day.....

He became a bum in the streets begging for money

He had $7 a week for each meal. He was limited to one meal per day due to money shortage.....

In other words each meal was a small French fry at Mc Donald's and he got one a day.

Then a majestical cow that went "woof* came along and ate every Apple the world. But not jimmy bob because jimmy bob was majestical just like the cow. They got married by a majestical chicken that went *meow* and had 4 magestical capples and they all are worms and hay for breakfast each day. That all live in a huge tree in the middle of a cow pasture and they all live happily ever afte!!!

But then… a witch came!

the witch screamed fuck

then the majestical cow turned into the word FUCK and ran around saying fuuuccckkk instead of moooo