What is the best comeback if someone calls you a bitch?

Ok fine call me a female dog, but you should get a leash to control your attitude *blows airhorn*

A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment

it takes a bitch to know a bitch

1:Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything! 2:If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of someone else's life? 3:If I flush, will you go away? 4:PLEASE TAKE OFF THE MASK! YOURE SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!

''where were you born on a highway?, cause that's where most accidents happen

I'd just laugh and say that it takes one to know one.

It could also be "yes, I am a bitch. A beautiful, intelligent, talented, creative, hearty person. Thanks for noticing!"

You: Bitch Other Person: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beautiful! You: Not all nature is beautiful, look what mother nature had to create. Everybody Around: BURN! ROASTED!

remember when I asked for your opinion? Oh wait... NEITHER DO I!

The only thing that offends me is ur fckin face

Aye! I might be a bitch but Atleast my hairline don't go way back like calliou.

So I'm a bitch? Ok... I'm not the one who got third degree rug burns while I came from the deep depths of my mommas pussy.

B.I.T.C.H Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming and Hot yeah i know

or you could say,"I learned from the best!"

B.I.T.C.H Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming, and hot thanks!!!!

I know you are but what am I?

If you want to do it that way, I actually said that first as I was the first to comment on this question.

"Atleast I'm not your bitch"

I'd say oh really I'm the bitch? U r to and u don't see me complaining!!

Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?😒

Do I get extra points if I act like I care ?

No u

@MLG Hahaha I like that one!😂

Go suck a dick fucker then stick out the middle finger

Oh uh uh sucka talk to da Hand!!✋🏼Butch!😂

I might be a bitch but Atleast that can be changed. Your dumbass just screwed for life.

@Aracely I wasn't hatin on calliou cuz dat was my show. I still watch it wit my little cousins

they should do a teenage version of him tho. I would be so pressed!

That bitch is a dog thing is the cringiest thing ever, the ending of the last comment is appropriate.

I know I know i stood up for my self so that makes me a bitch.

Are you trying to be funny,well I guess your a comedian that face is pretty funny.

It takes one to know one

I'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay

“Your a bitch”. “Yea but it could be worse... I could be you”

this may be lame af but I would just say thanks or I don't give a flying fuck about what you think 💁🏻

@Cazz Lol I'm a biatch and proud of it!😄🙋🏽

@MLG. Lol

@Siobhan Its been copyrighted. I'm afraid my client is going to have to sue you for that. I think 10 million sounds fair, don't you @Ethan🇺🇸FAM🇺🇸?

@LiLD$. U do know Calliou was based on the life of a cancer patient, right?

honestly I would just be like Bitch Bye! Ain't nobody got time for ur dumb shit (hair flick and walk away)

i say it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch it works

Being a bitch is a hard job who else is going to do it

They call u bitch be like the only bitch i ser here is you

I female dog,dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are par of nature, nature is beautiful..... so thanks for the compliment

Im not a bitch im the bitch and for you im ms. Bitch

That’s right I’m a boss ass bitch, don’t forget it

Bitches get get stuff done

If someone says I’m a bitch I would look at em and say is I’m a bitch ur a bitch but u don’t see me complaing

Say "I got your bitch right here"

Say "I got your bitch right here"

I'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay

Oh, are you talking to a mirror? Cause I totally agree with you!

Excuse me I’m not a mirror

I would say: The only thing offending me here is your face so go get a life somewhere else. Perhaps.... the junkyard?!

Do I get a bonus point point if I care?

You called me a bitch well ahem it a bitch ur self and now ur calling me ugly well the ugliest person here is YOU BRUh

So you're the bitch you told the bitch that I'm the bitch?...well listen here bitch! It takes a bitch to know a bitch! BITCH!!!

A bitch is dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beutiful booom

Being a bitch is a hard job but someone’s gotta do it

call me a bitch before i make u a bitch

And you say it like it’s a bad thing.

(person) Bitch.. ( Me) call me a bitch one more time! I dare you! (person) BITCH (me) yah thats right bitches do what they're told..

If the last person said bitch and is walking, you don't have time to give a long answer, just say"Asshole!!!”

I woupd just say thx for the compliment u should b happy u have buetiful ppl around u

i like how you keep calling me a bitch. try get your facts straight next time, cause the only bitch here is you

Bitch? Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming and hot? OMG thanks!

bitch is a dog, dogs bark,bark is on trees,trees nature, nature is beautiful,so you basically just called me beautiful

I would say "yeah you're one to talk 😒"

This could actually be the dumbest but whatever. "I know you are but what am I?"

Same, could be the dumbest comeback but: "takes one to know another"

the top comment was the best I think lol

@BMO(Sarah)[THB] haha I said the same!!

@Siobhan that's what I said

@Sarah(FAM/PMS/THB). Lol

@Aracely that's just a conspiracy theory

OH THANK YOU I LOVE FEMALE DOGS

I'd be like: Ok look sometimes I might be one but do u know me that well? So who are you to call me your bitch

at least my dad doesn't touch my butthole

i may be a bitch but i'm not your bitch

Im not A bitch i'm THE bitch and to you i'm MS. bitch

Song It takes one to know one u shouldn’t be mean or are u cos u a loner I should pity u but know cos ur scary little kids and giving them nightmares u should go jump into fire and no one will stop u

Comment Whatever

Really nigga😑 I'm as bored as a fat kid wit a bowl of vegetables right now!

don't fight fire with fire sweetheart, you are so much better than that! They ahoukd be ashamed because they called you that, don't go down on their level :)

i am not A bitch, i am THE bitch and to you i am MS. bitch

I know what you are but what am I ☺️

I would act sassy and say"do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"

a bitch is a female dog, a female dog barks, bark is on a tree, tree is nature, God created nature! So if your calling me god.... thanks!