What is the best comeback if someone calls you a bitch?

Ok fine call me a female dog, but you should get a leash to control your attitude *blows airhorn*

it takes a bitch to know a bitch

A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment

1:Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything! 2:If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of someone else's life? 3:If I flush, will you go away? 4:PLEASE TAKE OFF THE MASK! YOURE SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!

It could also be "yes, I am a bitch. A beautiful, intelligent, talented, creative, hearty person. Thanks for noticing!"

''where were you born on a highway?, cause that's where most accidents happen

B.I.T.C.H Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming and Hot yeah i know

You: Bitch Other Person: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beautiful! You: Not all nature is beautiful, look what mother nature had to create. Everybody Around: BURN! ROASTED!

I'd just laugh and say that it takes one to know one.

The only thing that offends me is ur fckin face

remember when I asked for your opinion? Oh wait... NEITHER DO I!

So I'm a bitch? Ok... I'm not the one who got third degree rug burns while I came from the deep depths of my mommas pussy.

(person) Bitch.. ( Me) call me a bitch one more time! I dare you! (person) BITCH (me) yah thats right bitches do what they're told..

Aye! I might be a bitch but Atleast my hairline don't go way back like calliou.

B.I.T.C.H Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming, and hot thanks!!!!

Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?😒

or you could say,"I learned from the best!"

I know I know i stood up for my self so that makes me a bitch.

I'd say oh really I'm the bitch? U r to and u don't see me complaining!!

Do I get extra points if I act like I care ?

"Atleast I'm not your bitch"

Person1:”You bitch” Me: “Do I look like your mum”

@Aracely I wasn't hatin on calliou cuz dat was my show. I still watch it wit my little cousins

“Your a bitch”. “Yea but it could be worse... I could be you”

No u

this may be lame af but I would just say thanks or I don't give a flying fuck about what you think 💁🏻

If you want to do it that way, I actually said that first as I was the first to comment on this question.

I might be a bitch but Atleast that can be changed. Your dumbass just screwed for life.

They call u bitch be like the only bitch i ser here is you

@MLG Hahaha I like that one!😂

Oh uh uh sucka talk to da Hand!!✋🏼Butch!😂

they should do a teenage version of him tho. I would be so pressed!

I'd be like: Ok look sometimes I might be one but do u know me that well? So who are you to call me your bitch

That bitch is a dog thing is the cringiest thing ever, the ending of the last comment is appropriate.

Are you trying to be funny,well I guess your a comedian that face is pretty funny.

It takes one to know one

Say "I got your bitch right here"

I'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay

I'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay

Oh, are you talking to a mirror? Cause I totally agree with you!

Excuse me I’m not a mirror

i like how you keep calling me a bitch. try get your facts straight next time, cause the only bitch here is you

I know you are but what am I?

@MLG. Lol

Go suck a dick fucker then stick out the middle finger

@Sarah(FAM/PMS/THB). Lol

i say it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch it works

don't fight fire with fire sweetheart, you are so much better than that! They ahoukd be ashamed because they called you that, don't go down on their level :)

Being a bitch is a hard job who else is going to do it

I female dog,dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are par of nature, nature is beautiful..... so thanks for the compliment

Im not a bitch im the bitch and for you im ms. Bitch

That’s right I’m a boss ass bitch, don’t forget it

Song It takes one to know one u shouldn’t be mean or are u cos u a loner I should pity u but know cos ur scary little kids and giving them nightmares u should go jump into fire and no one will stop u

If someone says I’m a bitch I would look at em and say is I’m a bitch ur a bitch but u don’t see me complaing

Say "I got your bitch right here"

I would say: The only thing offending me here is your face so go get a life somewhere else. Perhaps.... the junkyard?!

Do I get a bonus point point if I care?

A bitch is dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beutiful booom

If the last person said bitch and is walking, you don't have time to give a long answer, just say"Asshole!!!”

Woof woof

I’m not the female dog here

Being a bitch is a hard job but someone’s gotta do it

Comment Whatever

call me a bitch before i make u a bitch

And you say it like it’s a bad thing.

I woupd just say thx for the compliment u should b happy u have buetiful ppl around u

Bitch? Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming and hot? OMG thanks!

So theu called me a bitch XD

u callin me a bitch? i would call u worse than that but,i wont.cuz if i do ill get done for abusing oneXD basically im calling the other person a bitch

Hey buddy, quit talking to yourself and calling yourself such disgusting names. I can help you see a doctor.

At least i am better than a f**king brat try to roast people but don't even know what a useless trash are doing.

Your mom is a bitch !

Being a b* is a hard job, but someone’s gotta do it.

1:Yes, I am a bitch — just not yours. 2:I’m sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for a girl who will take your shit.

If I wanted a bitch I would have bought a doc

I would say I didn’t know you like talking to your reflection and slap them

You’re a pho king re tar ded person

these are perfect

The animal shelters are that way for bitch breeds like you. I heard they take in strays.

Bitch is a female dog that barks,bark is a part of a tree,trees are a part of nature,nature is beautiful and that's me

You may idolize me, but dont confuse me with yo mama

bitch huh? i thought you was a boy not a female dog?

@BMO(Sarah)[THB] haha I said the same!!

Really nigga😑 I'm as bored as a fat kid wit a bowl of vegetables right now!

@Aracely that's just a conspiracy theory

i may be a bitch but i'm not your bitch

Bitches get get stuff done

You called me a bitch well ahem it a bitch ur self and now ur calling me ugly well the ugliest person here is YOU BRUh

So you're the bitch you told the bitch that I'm the bitch?...well listen here bitch! It takes a bitch to know a bitch! BITCH!!!

bitch is a dog, dogs bark,bark is on trees,trees nature, nature is beautiful,so you basically just called me beautiful

I would say "yeah you're one to talk 😒"

if i wanted a bitch i would have bought a dog

I am not urs tho

A b is a dog like you😎

I would say "Yu do know that people jus have to tolerate yu your jus irrelevant don't be calling me a bitch I'm worser den that (;

Nice

Yes I am a bitch but at least I'm not yours!

U call me a bitch bitch is the female word of a dog and dogs r faithful unlike backbitching ungrateful people

Bitch is a female dog. Female dog barks. Barks are part of here. Tress are part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beauiful

Bitch

When someone calls me a bitch i say "I'm not always a bitch just kidding go fuck yourself."

Loner

them: you bitch me: amen sister

Bitch

If someone called you a bitch Just say (thank you) because it means beautiful individual that corrects hoes

bitch bitch is a dog dogs bark

That makes two of us

it takes a bitch to know one if you mess around with one

I'm sorry. I don't think I asked for a glass of your opinion! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

I love you so much x

It takes 1 to know 1

the top comment was the best I think lol

a bitch is a female dog, a female dog barks, bark is on a tree, tree is nature, God created nature! So if your calling me god.... thanks!

@Cazz Lol I'm a biatch and proud of it!😄🙋🏽

@Siobhan that's what I said

@Siobhan Its been copyrighted. I'm afraid my client is going to have to sue you for that. I think 10 million sounds fair, don't you @Ethan🇺🇸FAM🇺🇸?

@LiLD$. U do know Calliou was based on the life of a cancer patient, right?

honestly I would just be like Bitch Bye! Ain't nobody got time for ur dumb shit (hair flick and walk away)

OH THANK YOU I LOVE FEMALE DOGS

at least my dad doesn't touch my butthole

Im not A bitch i'm THE bitch and to you i'm MS. bitch

So u call me a bitch honey I am a human so that means u call all the other people bitches including yourself go get a surgery before I slap ur shity face

Say woof woof

You: Are you tryna roast me by calling me a bitch, there is a better insult then bitch, your name

Being bitch is a difficult job, someone has got to do it!

NO U!!!!!!!

Same, could be the dumbest comeback but: "takes one to know another"

i am not A bitch, i am THE bitch and to you i am MS. bitch

This could actually be the dumbest but whatever. "I know you are but what am I?"

I know what you are but what am I ☺️

I would act sassy and say"do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"