What is the best comeback if someone calls you a bitch?

Ok fine call me a female dog, but you should get a leash to control your attitude *blows airhorn*

A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment

it takes a bitch to know a bitch

1:Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything! 2:If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of someone else's life? 3:If I flush, will you go away? 4:PLEASE TAKE OFF THE MASK! YOURE SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!

''where were you born on a highway?, cause that's where most accidents happen

It could also be "yes, I am a bitch. A beautiful, intelligent, talented, creative, hearty person. Thanks for noticing!"

remember when I asked for your opinion? Oh wait... NEITHER DO I!

You: Bitch Other Person: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beautiful! You: Not all nature is beautiful, look what mother nature had to create. Everybody Around: BURN! ROASTED!

I'd just laugh and say that it takes one to know one.

So I'm a bitch? Ok... I'm not the one who got third degree rug burns while I came from the deep depths of my mommas pussy.

The only thing that offends me is ur fckin face

or you could say,"I learned from the best!"

I know you are but what am I?

Aye! I might be a bitch but Atleast my hairline don't go way back like calliou.

If you want to do it that way, I actually said that first as I was the first to comment on this question.

B.I.T.C.H Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming and Hot yeah i know

B.I.T.C.H Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming, and hot thanks!!!!

Go suck a dick fucker then stick out the middle finger

@Aracely I wasn't hatin on calliou cuz dat was my show. I still watch it wit my little cousins

they should do a teenage version of him tho. I would be so pressed!

That bitch is a dog thing is the cringiest thing ever, the ending of the last comment is appropriate.

I know I know i stood up for my self so that makes me a bitch.

This could actually be the dumbest but whatever. "I know you are but what am I?"

this may be lame af but I would just say thanks or I don't give a flying fuck about what you think 💁🏻

@Cazz Lol I'm a biatch and proud of it!😄🙋🏽

@MLG Hahaha I like that one!😂

@MLG. Lol

Oh uh uh sucka talk to da Hand!!✋🏼Butch!😂

@Siobhan that's what I said

@Siobhan Its been copyrighted. I'm afraid my client is going to have to sue you for that. I think 10 million sounds fair, don't you @Ethan🇺🇸FAM🇺🇸?

Really nigga😑 I'm as bored as a fat kid wit a bowl of vegetables right now!

@LiLD$. U do know Calliou was based on the life of a cancer patient, right?

honestly I would just be like Bitch Bye! Ain't nobody got time for ur dumb shit (hair flick and walk away)

i say it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch it works

"Atleast I'm not your bitch"

at least my dad doesn't touch my butthole

Being a bitch is a hard job who else is going to do it

They call u bitch be like the only bitch i ser here is you

I female dog,dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are par of nature, nature is beautiful..... so thanks for the compliment

Im not a bitch im the bitch and for you im ms. Bitch

Are you trying to be funny,well I guess your a comedian that face is pretty funny.

I'd say oh really I'm the bitch? U r to and u don't see me complaining!!

Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?😒

Do I get extra points if I act like I care ?

the top comment was the best I think lol

@BMO(Sarah)[THB] haha I said the same!!

I might be a bitch but Atleast that can be changed. Your dumbass just screwed for life.

@Sarah(FAM/PMS/THB). Lol

@Aracely that's just a conspiracy theory

OH THANK YOU I LOVE FEMALE DOGS

I'd be like: Ok look sometimes I might be one but do u know me that well? So who are you to call me your bitch

don't fight fire with fire sweetheart, you are so much better than that! They ahoukd be ashamed because they called you that, don't go down on their level :)

i may be a bitch but i'm not your bitch

Im not A bitch i'm THE bitch and to you i'm MS. bitch

Same, could be the dumbest comeback but: "takes one to know another"

i am not A bitch, i am THE bitch and to you i am MS. bitch

a bitch is a female dog, a female dog barks, bark is on a tree, tree is nature, God created nature! So if your calling me god.... thanks!

I know what you are but what am I ☺️

I would act sassy and say"do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"