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What is the best comeback if someone calls you a bitch?

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Asked over 6 years ago by userpic #SwagGurlπŸ’—FAM😎NOB🎀FPS to crowd icon Everyone
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MLG
Ok fine call me a female dog, but you should get a leash to control your attitude *blows airhorn*
over 6 years ago
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damnn this is a good oneπŸ˜‚
over 3 years ago
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Instead say you should get a muzzle
about 1 month ago
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it takes a bitch to know a bitch
over 6 years ago
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amen sister
almost 4 years ago
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A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment
over 6 years ago
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that is the best one ever
about 1 year ago
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5643-0-487557231-profile-993210-0
It could also be "yes, I am a bitch. A beautiful, intelligent, talented, creative, hearty person. Thanks for noticing!"
over 6 years ago
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Yes lol
7 months ago
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πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
7 months ago
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1:Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything! 2:If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of someone else's life? 3:If I flush, will you go away? 4:PLEASE TAKE OFF THE MASK! YOURE SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!
over 6 years ago
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Lol
7 months ago
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B.I.T.C.H Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming and Hot yeah i know
about 4 years ago
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love it
11 months ago
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''where were you born on a highway?, cause that's where most accidents happen
over 4 years ago
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You: Bitch Other Person: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beautiful! You: Not all nature is beautiful, look what mother nature had to create. Everybody Around: BURN! ROASTED!
about 4 years ago
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I'd just laugh and say that it takes one to know one.
over 6 years ago
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Yhs uh
over 4 years ago
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The only thing that offends me is ur fckin face
about 4 years ago
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Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?πŸ˜’
over 3 years ago
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Aye! I might be a bitch but Atleast my hairline don't go way back like calliou.
over 6 years ago
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Queen πŸ‘‘
7 months ago
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(person) Bitch.. ( Me) call me a bitch one more time! I dare you! (person) BITCH (me) yah thats right bitches do what they're told..
about 3 years ago
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remember when I asked for your opinion? Oh wait... NEITHER DO I!
over 6 years ago
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So I'm a bitch? Ok... I'm not the one who got third degree rug burns while I came from the deep depths of my mommas pussy.
over 6 years ago
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πŸ˜‚
about 1 year ago
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πŸ‘πŸ»
7 months ago
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Ana
B.I.T.C.H Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming, and hot thanks!!!!
over 3 years ago
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I'd say oh really I'm the bitch? U r to and u don't see me complaining!!
over 3 years ago
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I know I know i stood up for my self so that makes me a bitch.
almost 4 years ago
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Person1:”You bitch” Me: β€œDo I look like your mum”
over 2 years ago
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Yessssssss
7 months ago
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5336-19-461100992-profile-1701036-0
or you could say,"I learned from the best!"
over 6 years ago
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"Atleast I'm not your bitch"
about 4 years ago
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Yasss queen
almost 2 years ago
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Do I get extra points if I act like I care ?
over 3 years ago
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I might be a bitch but Atleast that can be changed. Your dumbass just screwed for life.
over 6 years ago
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Queen πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ» PERIODD
7 months ago
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if someone calls u a bich then say "I might be a bich but atleast it was an option
27 days ago
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this may be lame af but I would just say thanks or I don't give a flying fuck about what you think πŸ’πŸ»
over 6 years ago
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I would say your mom must be one too
over 2 years ago
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@Aracely I wasn't hatin on calliou cuz dat was my show. I still watch it wit my little cousins
over 6 years ago
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Being a bitch is a hard job who else is going to do it
almost 4 years ago
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YASSSSSS!
almost 2 years ago
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So true lol πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
7 months ago
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SSSSSHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEE
27 days ago
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β€œYour a bitch”. β€œYea but it could be worse... I could be you”
over 3 years ago
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Oh uh uh sucka talk to da Hand!!βœ‹πŸΌButch!πŸ˜‚
over 6 years ago
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don't fight fire with fire sweetheart, you are so much better than that! They ahoukd be ashamed because they called you that, don't go down on their level :)
about 4 years ago
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They call u bitch be like the only bitch i ser here is you
over 3 years ago
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Yeah
7 months ago
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No u
over 3 years ago
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I know you are but what am I?
over 6 years ago
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If you want to do it that way, I actually said that first as I was the first to comment on this question.
over 6 years ago
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6071-21-524612955-profile-139186-0
That bitch is a dog thing is the cringiest thing ever, the ending of the last comment is appropriate.
about 4 years ago
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Are you trying to be funny,well I guess your a comedian that face is pretty funny.
over 3 years ago
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That’s right I’m a boss ass bitch, don’t forget it
over 3 years ago
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Yessss I may be a bitch but at least im a boss πŸ‘πŸ»
7 months ago
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It takes one to know one
over 3 years ago
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Jen
Say "I got your bitch right here"
over 3 years ago
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AM
Oh, are you talking to a mirror? Cause I totally agree with you!
over 3 years ago
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No im talking 2 u
over 2 years ago
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Excuse me I’m not a mirror
over 3 years ago
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πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
7 months ago
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@MLG Hahaha I like that one!πŸ˜‚
over 6 years ago
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5199-3-449205960-profile-1069794-0
they should do a teenage version of him tho. I would be so pressed!
over 6 years ago
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Im not a bitch im the bitch and for you im ms. Bitch
over 3 years ago
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I would say: The only thing offending me here is your face so go get a life somewhere else. Perhaps.... the junkyard?!
over 3 years ago
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If the last person said bitch and is walking, you don't have time to give a long answer, just say"Asshole!!!”
about 3 years ago
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i like how you keep calling me a bitch. try get your facts straight next time, cause the only bitch here is you
almost 3 years ago
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i say it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch it works
over 4 years ago
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I'd be like: Ok look sometimes I might be one but do u know me that well? So who are you to call me your bitch
about 4 years ago
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I female dog,dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are par of nature, nature is beautiful..... so thanks for the compliment
over 3 years ago
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Song It takes one to know one u shouldn’t be mean or are u cos u a loner I should pity u but know cos ur scary little kids and giving them nightmares u should go jump into fire and no one will stop u
over 3 years ago
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If someone says I’m a bitch I would look at em and say is I’m a bitch ur a bitch but u don’t see me complaing
over 3 years ago
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Jen
Say "I got your bitch right here"
over 3 years ago
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I'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay
over 3 years ago
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I'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay
over 3 years ago
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Do I get a bonus point point if I care?
over 3 years ago
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A bitch is dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beutiful booom
about 3 years ago
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Being a bitch is a hard job but someone’s gotta do it
about 3 years ago
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And you say it like it’s a bad thing.
about 3 years ago
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Bitch? Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming and hot? OMG thanks!
almost 3 years ago
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Woof woof
over 2 years ago
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Hey buddy, quit talking to yourself and calling yourself such disgusting names. I can help you see a doctor.
about 2 years ago
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ME
At least i am better than a f**king brat try to roast people but don't even know what a useless trash are doing.
about 2 years ago
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Lmao
7 months ago
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1:Yes, I am a bitch β€” just not yours. 2:I’m sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for a girl who will take your shit.
almost 2 years ago
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I would say I didn’t know you like talking to your reflection and slap them
almost 2 years ago
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Lin
The animal shelters are that way for bitch breeds like you. I heard they take in strays.
almost 2 years ago
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I’m not the female dog here
almost 2 years ago
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@MLG. Lol
over 6 years ago
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Go suck a dick fucker then stick out the middle finger
over 6 years ago
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Yes πŸ‘ŒπŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
7 months ago
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@Sarah(FAM/PMS/THB). Lol
over 6 years ago
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Comment Whatever
about 3 years ago
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call me a bitch before i make u a bitch
about 3 years ago
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I woupd just say thx for the compliment u should b happy u have buetiful ppl around u
about 3 years ago
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So theu called me a bitch XD
over 2 years ago
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U call me a bitch bitch is the female word of a dog and dogs r faithful unlike backbitching ungrateful people
over 2 years ago
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sop
u callin me a bitch? i would call u worse than that but,i wont.cuz if i do ill get done for abusing oneXD basically im calling the other person a bitch
over 2 years ago
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You: Are you tryna roast me by calling me a bitch, there is a better insult then bitch, your name
over 2 years ago
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it takes a bitch to know one if you mess around with one
almost 2 years ago
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I'm sorry. I don't think I asked for a glass of your opinion! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!
almost 2 years ago
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I love you so much x
almost 2 years ago
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It takes 1 to know 1
almost 2 years ago
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Your mom is a bitch !
almost 2 years ago
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Being a b* is a hard job, but someone’s gotta do it.
almost 2 years ago
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If I wanted a bitch I would have bought a doc
almost 2 years ago
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Bru
You’re a pho king re tar ded person
almost 2 years ago
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these are perfect
almost 2 years ago
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Bitch is a female dog that barks,bark is a part of a tree,trees are a part of nature,nature is beautiful and that's me
almost 2 years ago
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DG
You may idolize me, but dont confuse me with yo mama
almost 2 years ago
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bitch huh? i thought you was a boy not a female dog?
over 1 year ago
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Sorry to tell you but I’m not your dog and even if I was why are you talking to me?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ€©
over 1 year ago
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I’m a bitch says the one who can’t fetch friends
over 1 year ago
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Ok call me a bitch.. but before you say that .. say β€œI’m such a”
over 1 year ago
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"Bitch!? "Bitch!" You call me? Well if I'm a "Bitch" I'm the baddest bitch in town!
about 1 year ago
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a bitch will get more money in one day than you in 10 years-
11 months ago
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if i wanted a bitch, i could just buy a dog
8 months ago
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A bitch is someone who gets their roasts from the internet πŸ‘ŒπŸ»
7 months ago
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Me: I may be a Bitch but at least I'm a boss unlike you.πŸ‘πŸ»
7 months ago
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LAM
why are you acting like im your therapist oh wait your therapist couldn’t handle your bitchy attitude 😒
7 months ago
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i would say:" oh hun, it takes a bitch to know a bitch and tbh the only thing offending me here is ur fucking face so go get a life"
6 months ago
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i would say:" oh hun, it takes a bitch to know a bitch and tbh the only thing offending me here is ur fucking face so go get a life"
6 months ago
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i would say:" oh hun, it takes a bitch to know a bitch and tbh the only thing offending me here is ur fucking face so go get a life"
6 months ago
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I thought you was a boy not a female dog? 1:Yes, I am a bitch β€” just not yours.
5 months ago
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bully "you talk to much" me Thanks at least I have a personality unlike you
2 months ago
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I have a somewhat similar issue. I wear a spiked collar and ppl call me a furry and a dog and they will say i like your dog collar and it bothers me. I am a furry but in private and i only do small cosplays can someone help me
about 1 month ago
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@BMO(Sarah)[THB] haha I said the same!!
over 6 years ago
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honestly I would just be like Bitch Bye! Ain't nobody got time for ur dumb shit (hair flick and walk away)
over 6 years ago
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@Aracely that's just a conspiracy theory
over 6 years ago
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OH THANK YOU I LOVE FEMALE DOGS
over 4 years ago
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i may be a bitch but i'm not your bitch
almost 4 years ago
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Im not A bitch i'm THE bitch and to you i'm MS. bitch
almost 4 years ago
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Bitches get get stuff done
over 3 years ago
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You called me a bitch well ahem it a bitch ur self and now ur calling me ugly well the ugliest person here is YOU BRUh
over 3 years ago
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So you're the bitch you told the bitch that I'm the bitch?...well listen here bitch! It takes a bitch to know a bitch! BITCH!!!
about 3 years ago
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ppp
bitch is a dog, dogs bark,bark is on trees,trees nature, nature is beautiful,so you basically just called me beautiful
almost 3 years ago
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I would say "yeah you're one to talk πŸ˜’"
almost 3 years ago
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if i wanted a bitch i would have bought a dog
almost 3 years ago
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I am not urs tho
almost 3 years ago
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A b is a dog like you😎
over 2 years ago
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I would say "Yu do know that people jus have to tolerate yu your jus irrelevant don't be calling me a bitch I'm worser den that (;
over 2 years ago
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over 2 years ago
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Yes I am a bitch but at least I'm not yours!
over 2 years ago
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Say woof woof
over 2 years ago
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;)
Being bitch is a difficult job, someone has got to do it!
about 2 years ago
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Bitch is a female dog. Female dog barks. Barks are part of here. Tress are part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beauiful
about 2 years ago
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Bitch
about 2 years ago
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When someone calls me a bitch i say "I'm not always a bitch just kidding go fuck yourself."
about 2 years ago
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Loner
about 2 years ago
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Bitch
about 2 years ago
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If someone called you a bitch Just say (thank you) because it means beautiful individual that corrects hoes
about 2 years ago
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bitch bitch is a dog dogs bark
about 2 years ago
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That makes two of us
almost 2 years ago
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Same, could be the dumbest comeback but: "takes one to know another"
over 6 years ago
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LAM
I would say Im sorry for your loss i know its hard that the fact your parents left you oh wait it was do to you dumbass attention seeking ass
7 months ago
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the top comment was the best I think lol
over 6 years ago
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@Cazz Lol I'm a biatch and proud of it!πŸ˜„πŸ™‹πŸ½
over 6 years ago
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@Siobhan that's what I said
over 6 years ago
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@Siobhan Its been copyrighted. I'm afraid my client is going to have to sue you for that. I think 10 million sounds fair, don't you @EthanπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈFAMπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ?
over 6 years ago
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Really niggaπŸ˜‘ I'm as bored as a fat kid wit a bowl of vegetables right now!
over 6 years ago
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at least my dad doesn't touch my butthole
about 4 years ago
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them: you bitch me: amen sister
about 2 years ago
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NO U!!!!!!!
about 2 years ago
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This could actually be the dumbest but whatever. "I know you are but what am I?"
over 6 years ago
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a bitch is a female dog, a female dog barks, bark is on a tree, tree is nature, God created nature! So if your calling me god.... thanks!
over 6 years ago
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@LiLD$. U do know Calliou was based on the life of a cancer patient, right?
over 6 years ago
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i am not A bitch, i am THE bitch and to you i am MS. bitch
over 3 years ago
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So u call me a bitch honey I am a human so that means u call all the other people bitches including yourself go get a surgery before I slap ur shity face
over 2 years ago
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I would act sassy and say"do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"
about 4 years ago
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Ya
7 months ago
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I know what you are but what am I ☺️
over 6 years ago
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