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What is the best comeback if someone calls you a bitch?

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MLG
Ok fine call me a female dog, but you should get a leash to control your attitude *blows airhorn*
about 4 years ago
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damnn this is a good one😂
over 1 year ago
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it takes a bitch to know a bitch
about 4 years ago
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amen sister
over 1 year ago
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A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment
about 4 years ago
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1:Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything! 2:If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of someone else's life? 3:If I flush, will you go away? 4:PLEASE TAKE OFF THE MASK! YOURE SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!
about 4 years ago
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5643-0-487557231-profile-993210-0
It could also be "yes, I am a bitch. A beautiful, intelligent, talented, creative, hearty person. Thanks for noticing!"
about 4 years ago
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''where were you born on a highway?, cause that's where most accidents happen
over 2 years ago
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You: Bitch Other Person: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beautiful! You: Not all nature is beautiful, look what mother nature had to create. Everybody Around: BURN! ROASTED!
almost 2 years ago
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I'd just laugh and say that it takes one to know one.
about 4 years ago
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Yhs uh
about 2 years ago
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The only thing that offends me is ur fckin face
about 2 years ago
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B.I.T.C.H Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming and Hot yeah i know
almost 2 years ago
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5199-3-449205960-profile-1069794-0
remember when I asked for your opinion? Oh wait... NEITHER DO I!
about 4 years ago
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5199-3-449205960-profile-1069794-0
Aye! I might be a bitch but Atleast my hairline don't go way back like calliou.
about 4 years ago
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So I'm a bitch? Ok... I'm not the one who got third degree rug burns while I came from the deep depths of my mommas pussy.
about 4 years ago
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5336-19-461100992-profile-1701036-0
or you could say,"I learned from the best!"
about 4 years ago
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Ana
B.I.T.C.H Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming, and hot thanks!!!!
over 1 year ago
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I'd say oh really I'm the bitch? U r to and u don't see me complaining!!
over 1 year ago
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Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?😒
over 1 year ago
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"Atleast I'm not your bitch"
about 2 years ago
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I know I know i stood up for my self so that makes me a bitch.
over 1 year ago
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Do I get extra points if I act like I care ?
over 1 year ago
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No u
about 1 year ago
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(person) Bitch.. ( Me) call me a bitch one more time! I dare you! (person) BITCH (me) yah thats right bitches do what they're told..
12 months ago
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5294-3-457415865-profile-1756886-0
this may be lame af but I would just say thanks or I don't give a flying fuck about what you think 💁🏻
about 4 years ago
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I would say your mom must be one too
4 months ago
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5643-0-487557231-profile-993210-0
If you want to do it that way, I actually said that first as I was the first to comment on this question.
about 4 years ago
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@Aracely I wasn't hatin on calliou cuz dat was my show. I still watch it wit my little cousins
about 4 years ago
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I know you are but what am I?
about 4 years ago
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@MLG Hahaha I like that one!😂
about 4 years ago
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5543-21-478992253-profile-1517970-0
Go suck a dick fucker then stick out the middle finger
about 4 years ago
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5748-5-496645814-profile-1158737-0
Oh uh uh sucka talk to da Hand!!✋🏼Butch!😂
about 4 years ago
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5199-3-449205960-profile-1069794-0
I might be a bitch but Atleast that can be changed. Your dumbass just screwed for life.
about 4 years ago
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5199-3-449205960-profile-1069794-0
they should do a teenage version of him tho. I would be so pressed!
about 4 years ago
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I'd be like: Ok look sometimes I might be one but do u know me that well? So who are you to call me your bitch
almost 2 years ago
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6071-21-524612955-profile-139186-0
That bitch is a dog thing is the cringiest thing ever, the ending of the last comment is appropriate.
almost 2 years ago
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They call u bitch be like the only bitch i ser here is you
over 1 year ago
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Are you trying to be funny,well I guess your a comedian that face is pretty funny.
over 1 year ago
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It takes one to know one
over 1 year ago
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Jen
Say "I got your bitch right here"
about 1 year ago
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Jen
Say "I got your bitch right here"
about 1 year ago
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Person1:”You bitch” Me: “Do I look like your mum”
6 months ago
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Woof woof
5 months ago
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5336-19-461100992-profile-1701036-0
@MLG. Lol
about 4 years ago
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@Sarah(FAM/PMS/THB). Lol
about 4 years ago
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i say it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch it works
about 2 years ago
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Being a bitch is a hard job who else is going to do it
almost 2 years ago
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i may be a bitch but i'm not your bitch
over 1 year ago
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I female dog,dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are par of nature, nature is beautiful..... so thanks for the compliment
over 1 year ago
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Im not a bitch im the bitch and for you im ms. Bitch
over 1 year ago
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That’s right I’m a boss ass bitch, don’t forget it
over 1 year ago
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Song It takes one to know one u shouldn’t be mean or are u cos u a loner I should pity u but know cos ur scary little kids and giving them nightmares u should go jump into fire and no one will stop u
over 1 year ago
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If someone says I’m a bitch I would look at em and say is I’m a bitch ur a bitch but u don’t see me complaing
about 1 year ago
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I'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay
about 1 year ago
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I'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay
about 1 year ago
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AM
Oh, are you talking to a mirror? Cause I totally agree with you!
about 1 year ago
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No im talking 2 u
about 1 month ago
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“Your a bitch”. “Yea but it could be worse... I could be you”
about 1 year ago
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Excuse me I’m not a mirror
about 1 year ago
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I would say: The only thing offending me here is your face so go get a life somewhere else. Perhaps.... the junkyard?!
about 1 year ago
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Do I get a bonus point point if I care?
about 1 year ago
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You called me a bitch well ahem it a bitch ur self and now ur calling me ugly well the ugliest person here is YOU BRUh
about 1 year ago
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So you're the bitch you told the bitch that I'm the bitch?...well listen here bitch! It takes a bitch to know a bitch! BITCH!!!
about 1 year ago
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A bitch is dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beutiful booom
about 1 year ago
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Being a bitch is a hard job but someone’s gotta do it
about 1 year ago
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Comment Whatever
about 1 year ago
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call me a bitch before i make u a bitch
about 1 year ago
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And you say it like it’s a bad thing.
12 months ago
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If the last person said bitch and is walking, you don't have time to give a long answer, just say"Asshole!!!”
11 months ago
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I woupd just say thx for the compliment u should b happy u have buetiful ppl around u
11 months ago
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i like how you keep calling me a bitch. try get your facts straight next time, cause the only bitch here is you
10 months ago
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Bitch? Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming and hot? OMG thanks!
10 months ago
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I would say "yeah you're one to talk 😒"
9 months ago
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if i wanted a bitch i would have bought a dog
8 months ago
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I am not urs tho
8 months ago
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A b is a dog like you😎
7 months ago
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I would say "Yu do know that people jus have to tolerate yu your jus irrelevant don't be calling me a bitch I'm worser den that (;
7 months ago
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6 months ago
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Yes I am a bitch but at least I'm not yours!
4 months ago
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So theu called me a bitch XD
3 months ago
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;)
Being bitch is a difficult job, someone has got to do it!
19 days ago
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Hey buddy, quit talking to yourself and calling yourself such disgusting names. I can help you see a doctor.
19 days ago
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Bitch is a female dog. Female dog barks. Barks are part of here. Tress are part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beauiful
13 days ago
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Bitch
6 days ago
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When someone calls me a bitch i say "I'm not always a bitch just kidding go fuck yourself."
6 days ago
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5779-22-499388068-profile-690603-0
@Aracely that's just a conspiracy theory
about 4 years ago
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U call me a bitch bitch is the female word of a dog and dogs r faithful unlike backbitching ungrateful people
3 months ago
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sop
u callin me a bitch? i would call u worse than that but,i wont.cuz if i do ill get done for abusing oneXD basically im calling the other person a bitch
3 months ago
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Say woof woof
about 1 month ago
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You: Are you tryna roast me by calling me a bitch, there is a better insult then bitch, your name
about 1 month ago
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5445-3-470461971-profile-891566-0
the top comment was the best I think lol
about 4 years ago
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@BMO(Sarah)[THB] haha I said the same!!
about 4 years ago
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@Cazz Lol I'm a biatch and proud of it!😄🙋🏽
about 4 years ago
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@Siobhan that's what I said
about 4 years ago
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@Siobhan Its been copyrighted. I'm afraid my client is going to have to sue you for that. I think 10 million sounds fair, don't you @Ethan🇺🇸FAM🇺🇸?
about 4 years ago
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5199-3-449205960-profile-1069794-0
Really nigga😑 I'm as bored as a fat kid wit a bowl of vegetables right now!
about 4 years ago
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@LiLD$. U do know Calliou was based on the life of a cancer patient, right?
about 4 years ago
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5199-3-449205960-profile-1069794-0
honestly I would just be like Bitch Bye! Ain't nobody got time for ur dumb shit (hair flick and walk away)
about 4 years ago
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OH THANK YOU I LOVE FEMALE DOGS
about 2 years ago
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5886-14-508603406-profile-217919-0
don't fight fire with fire sweetheart, you are so much better than that! They ahoukd be ashamed because they called you that, don't go down on their level :)
almost 2 years ago
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at least my dad doesn't touch my butthole
almost 2 years ago
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Im not A bitch i'm THE bitch and to you i'm MS. bitch
over 1 year ago
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Bitches get get stuff done
about 1 year ago
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ppp
bitch is a dog, dogs bark,bark is on trees,trees nature, nature is beautiful,so you basically just called me beautiful
10 months ago
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So u call me a bitch honey I am a human so that means u call all the other people bitches including yourself go get a surgery before I slap ur shity face
4 months ago
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5643-0-487557231-profile-993210-0
This could actually be the dumbest but whatever. "I know you are but what am I?"
about 4 years ago
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5304-9-458300640-profile-1584044-0
Same, could be the dumbest comeback but: "takes one to know another"
about 4 years ago
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me
i am not A bitch, i am THE bitch and to you i am MS. bitch
over 1 year ago
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a bitch is a female dog, a female dog barks, bark is on a tree, tree is nature, God created nature! So if your calling me god.... thanks!
about 4 years ago
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I know what you are but what am I ☺️
about 4 years ago
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I would act sassy and say"do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"
almost 2 years ago
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