What is the best comeback if someone calls you a bitch?

Ok fine call me a female dog, but you should get a leash to control your attitude *blows airhorn*

A bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beautiful so thanks for the compliment

it takes a bitch to know a bitch

1:Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything! 2:If I give you a straw, will you suck the fun out of someone else's life? 3:If I flush, will you go away? 4:PLEASE TAKE OFF THE MASK! YOURE SCARING LITTLE KIDS!!

It could also be "yes, I am a bitch. A beautiful, intelligent, talented, creative, hearty person. Thanks for noticing!"

B.I.T.C.H Beautiful Intelligent Talented Charming and Hot yeah i know

You: Bitch Other Person: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beautiful! You: Not all nature is beautiful, look what mother nature had to create. Everybody Around: BURN! ROASTED!

''where were you born on a highway?, cause that's where most accidents happen

(person) Bitch.. ( Me) call me a bitch one more time! I dare you! (person) BITCH (me) yah thats right bitches do what they're told..

I'd just laugh and say that it takes one to know one.

The only thing that offends me is ur fckin face

Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?😒

So I'm a bitch? Ok... I'm not the one who got third degree rug burns while I came from the deep depths of my mommas pussy.

Aye! I might be a bitch but Atleast my hairline don't go way back like calliou.

remember when I asked for your opinion? Oh wait... NEITHER DO I!

Person1:”You bitch” Me: “Do I look like your mum”

I'd say oh really I'm the bitch? U r to and u don't see me complaining!!

B.I.T.C.H Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming, and hot thanks!!!!

I know I know i stood up for my self so that makes me a bitch.

Do I get extra points if I act like I care ?

or you could say,"I learned from the best!"

I might be a bitch but Atleast that can be changed. Your dumbass just screwed for life.

"Atleast I'm not your bitch"

“Your a bitch”. “Yea but it could be worse... I could be you”

Being a bitch is a hard job who else is going to do it

this may be lame af but I would just say thanks or I don't give a flying fuck about what you think 💁🏻

@Aracely I wasn't hatin on calliou cuz dat was my show. I still watch it wit my little cousins

don't fight fire with fire sweetheart, you are so much better than that! They ahoukd be ashamed because they called you that, don't go down on their level :)

No u

They call u bitch be like the only bitch i ser here is you

That’s right I’m a boss ass bitch, don’t forget it

Oh uh uh sucka talk to da Hand!!✋🏼Butch!😂

If you want to do it that way, I actually said that first as I was the first to comment on this question.

That bitch is a dog thing is the cringiest thing ever, the ending of the last comment is appropriate.

Are you trying to be funny,well I guess your a comedian that face is pretty funny.

Oh, are you talking to a mirror? Cause I totally agree with you!

Excuse me I’m not a mirror

I know you are but what am I?

Im not a bitch im the bitch and for you im ms. Bitch

It takes one to know one

Say "I got your bitch right here"

If the last person said bitch and is walking, you don't have time to give a long answer, just say"Asshole!!!”

Bitch? Beautiful, intelligent, talented, charming and hot? OMG thanks!

they should do a teenage version of him tho. I would be so pressed!

I would say: The only thing offending me here is your face so go get a life somewhere else. Perhaps.... the junkyard?!

Being a bitch is a hard job but someone’s gotta do it

i like how you keep calling me a bitch. try get your facts straight next time, cause the only bitch here is you

1:Yes, I am a bitch — just not yours. 2:I’m sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for a girl who will take your shit.

You’re a pho king re tar ded person

@MLG Hahaha I like that one!😂

i say it takes a bitch to know a bitch, bitch it works

I'd be like: Ok look sometimes I might be one but do u know me that well? So who are you to call me your bitch

I female dog,dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are par of nature, nature is beautiful..... so thanks for the compliment

Song It takes one to know one u shouldn’t be mean or are u cos u a loner I should pity u but know cos ur scary little kids and giving them nightmares u should go jump into fire and no one will stop u

If someone says I’m a bitch I would look at em and say is I’m a bitch ur a bitch but u don’t see me complaing

Say "I got your bitch right here"

I'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay

I'm tough i'm AMBITIOUS, i Know what i want if it makes me a Bitch,Okay

Do I get a bonus point point if I care?

And you say it like it’s a bad thing.

Woof woof

Hey buddy, quit talking to yourself and calling yourself such disgusting names. I can help you see a doctor.

At least i am better than a f**king brat try to roast people but don't even know what a useless trash are doing.

it takes a bitch to know one if you mess around with one

It takes 1 to know 1

Being a b* is a hard job, but someone’s gotta do it.

I would say I didn’t know you like talking to your reflection and slap them

these are perfect

The animal shelters are that way for bitch breeds like you. I heard they take in strays.

Bitch is a female dog that barks,bark is a part of a tree,trees are a part of nature,nature is beautiful and that's me

I’m not the female dog here

You may idolize me, but dont confuse me with yo mama

bitch huh? i thought you was a boy not a female dog?

Sorry to tell you but I’m not your dog and even if I was why are you talking to me?? 😂😂🤩🤩

Me"At least i know what i am and you don't know what you are "

your ugly

@MLG. Lol

Go suck a dick fucker then stick out the middle finger

honestly I would just be like Bitch Bye! Ain't nobody got time for ur dumb shit (hair flick and walk away)

A bitch is dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are a part of nature and nature is beutiful booom

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call me a bitch before i make u a bitch

I woupd just say thx for the compliment u should b happy u have buetiful ppl around u

So theu called me a bitch XD

U call me a bitch bitch is the female word of a dog and dogs r faithful unlike backbitching ungrateful people

u callin me a bitch? i would call u worse than that but,i wont.cuz if i do ill get done for abusing oneXD basically im calling the other person a bitch

You: Are you tryna roast me by calling me a bitch, there is a better insult then bitch, your name

I'm sorry. I don't think I asked for a glass of your opinion! AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

I love you so much x

I’m a bitch says the one who can’t fetch friends

Ok call me a bitch.. but before you say that .. say “I’m such a”

"Bitch!? "Bitch!" You call me? Well if I'm a "Bitch" I'm the baddest bitch in town!

a bitch will get more money in one day than you in 10 years-

if i wanted a bitch, i could just buy a dog

A bitch is someone who gets their roasts from the internet 👌🏻

Me: I may be a Bitch but at least I'm a boss unlike you.👏🏻

why are you acting like im your therapist oh wait your therapist couldn’t handle your bitchy attitude 😢

i would say:" oh hun, it takes a bitch to know a bitch and tbh the only thing offending me here is ur fucking face so go get a life"

i would say:" oh hun, it takes a bitch to know a bitch and tbh the only thing offending me here is ur fucking face so go get a life"

i would say:" oh hun, it takes a bitch to know a bitch and tbh the only thing offending me here is ur fucking face so go get a life"

I thought you was a boy not a female dog? 1:Yes, I am a bitch — just not yours.

bully "you talk to much" me Thanks at least I have a personality unlike you

I have a somewhat similar issue. I wear a spiked collar and ppl call me a furry and a dog and they will say i like your dog collar and it bothers me. I am a furry but in private and i only do small cosplays can someone help me

That's Ms. Bitch to you!

me: ur butt must be jealous of ur mouth cause it all the crap it lets out

them: bitch you: Oh, are you talking to a mirror? Cause I totally agree with you! Them: i was talking to you you: sorry i shine so bright you can see your reflection

"Ur such a bitch" I'm so sorry, you must of mistaken me for a girl who'll take ur shit B)

Bye buffalo

the best comeback if a guy calls you ugly: If people like you qualified for what people call ‘handsome’ trust me, the earth will be filled with single ladies

are you a bitch to bc i am not you

Yeah, if I'm a dog, you're the shit that comes out of my ass

really? oh my god, are you my long lost twin???

well, a b*tch means a female dog, and female dogs r pretty and cute, so im pretty and cute- sorry that was bad also sry i kinda cussed ahhh

Sooo, my 10 yr old friend called me a bitch quietly on the phone andi wanted to get payback and i keep researching and trying to find something that would work but i cuold find anything! But know I made up my own its a little to extreme for 10 yr olds but maybe when I'm a little older. I though of Atleast I'm not the p word p*s*y. Well look at me a 10 yr old girl trying to find roasts at 3 40 am while watching stranger things.

I might be a dog but, I think everyone can already see that you are a (animal [example: Donkey] )

Yeah right but to me your an asshole

if i wanted a bitch i would get a dog

my friend fuck calld me a bitch and i askd are you talking tou a miror

Dang this is sick

dog

i'd say shake i't dog

Oop-

If i were ur mom and here u saying like that i give u up to adoption

Person: your a bitch Me: and that's why your husband ditched yu

i slap you but i that would be animal abuse

person: who asked??. Me: your parents didnt ask for you!

slayy

Well you’re calling me a bitch? Who’s the one who can’t even last a minute in bed? Now that’s who the real bitch is here micro penis.

Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beautiful!

You: Bitch Them: Bitch is a dog, dogs bark, barks on trees, trees are nature and nature is beautiful, so thx for calling me beautiful. You: Yeah, nature it beautiful and God made all of us beautiful... So who the hall made you? Everyone else: BURN! ROASTED!

Good one

Uhm, YAH!! You guys rock so hard some random kid at school called me that IN CLASS and I was like ON FIRE so i flipped him off in ASL

nah you the bitch

@BMO(Sarah)[THB] haha I said the same!!

@Sarah(FAM/PMS/THB). Lol

@Aracely that's just a conspiracy theory

OH THANK YOU I LOVE FEMALE DOGS

i may be a bitch but i'm not your bitch

Im not A bitch i'm THE bitch and to you i'm MS. bitch

Bitches get get stuff done

You called me a bitch well ahem it a bitch ur self and now ur calling me ugly well the ugliest person here is YOU BRUh

So you're the bitch you told the bitch that I'm the bitch?...well listen here bitch! It takes a bitch to know a bitch! BITCH!!!

bitch is a dog, dogs bark,bark is on trees,trees nature, nature is beautiful,so you basically just called me beautiful

I would say "yeah you're one to talk 😒"

if i wanted a bitch i would have bought a dog

I am not urs tho

A b is a dog like you😎

I would say "Yu do know that people jus have to tolerate yu your jus irrelevant don't be calling me a bitch I'm worser den that (;

Nice

Yes I am a bitch but at least I'm not yours!

Say woof woof

Being bitch is a difficult job, someone has got to do it!

Bitch is a female dog. Female dog barks. Barks are part of here. Tress are part of nature. Nature is beautiful. Thank you for calling me beauiful

Bitch

When someone calls me a bitch i say "I'm not always a bitch just kidding go fuck yourself."

Loner

Bitch

If someone called you a bitch Just say (thank you) because it means beautiful individual that corrects hoes

bitch bitch is a dog dogs bark

That makes two of us

Your mom is a bitch !

If I wanted a bitch I would have bought a doc

This could actually be the dumbest but whatever. "I know you are but what am I?"

Same, could be the dumbest comeback but: "takes one to know another"

the top comment was the best I think lol

@Cazz Lol I'm a biatch and proud of it!😄🙋🏽

@Siobhan that's what I said

@Siobhan Its been copyrighted. I'm afraid my client is going to have to sue you for that. I think 10 million sounds fair, don't you @Ethan🇺🇸FAM🇺🇸?

Really nigga😑 I'm as bored as a fat kid wit a bowl of vegetables right now!

at least my dad doesn't touch my butthole

i am not A bitch, i am THE bitch and to you i am MS. bitch

them: you bitch me: amen sister

NO U!!!!!!!

a bitch is a female dog, a female dog barks, bark is on a tree, tree is nature, God created nature! So if your calling me god.... thanks!

@LiLD$. U do know Calliou was based on the life of a cancer patient, right?

So u call me a bitch honey I am a human so that means u call all the other people bitches including yourself go get a surgery before I slap ur shity face

I know what you are but what am I ☺️

I would act sassy and say"do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"