I used to stand in the toilet, in toilet water😖
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I slept with a little plastic "Dopey the Dwarf" toy under my pillow.
over 8 years ago
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Don't laugh. One time we were in a restaurant and I yelled "I coozied!!!" (Coozie means fart) and no one knew what I meant!!! Lol
over 8 years ago
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I ate a Doggie treat I think it was a Milkbone
over 8 years ago
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@🌺🗾Calypso🗾🌺FPS|NOB ewww!!! Lol
over 8 years ago
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My dad remembers my first joke. My older brother probably told me to say it. We were at dinner and I said "guess what?" And then I said "Poopieee!" [poopy, but it was pronounced like that]
over 8 years ago
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@Sarah(FAM/PMS) Aww! Thats cute☺️
over 8 years ago
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I peed on my brothers friend.I feel so bad now.
over 8 years ago
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And 7 years later my dog does the same thing.
over 8 years ago
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I used to harass my sister. I stole her Binkie( even though I had one in my mouth) and put it in my mouth, then smiled.
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@MööpÿDôöpÿ OOH OOH! That reminds me, when I was younger I would run into my brother's room, jump up onto his bed (without using my hands) and grab his Woodie from Toy Story doll.
over 8 years ago
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And I would scream "Steeeaaaallll Wooodiiiiieee!"
over 8 years ago
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I put a wire in my mouth 😔 It didn't hurt... It's stinged a little!
over 8 years ago
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@xReignsx ouch😓
over 8 years ago
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One time I ran around the village(Yes I said village.I used to live in Vietnam)with goat blood all over me.
over 8 years ago
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@Lumpy_Space_Princess Yeah...
over 8 years ago
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@xReignsx *stung
over 8 years ago
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@xReignsx As long as you're okay now.
over 8 years ago
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@😑Jayden😑 Lol yeah but I do have like a little bump in my gum cuz I fell on top of the back of a fake guitar and a large square just happened to be where my mouth was so it dented the top of my gum 😑😔😖
over 8 years ago
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@xReignsx That's square planned it I know it!
over 8 years ago
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@xReignsx Ouch
over 8 years ago
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I also threw up on my sisters birthday cake. she hates me still
over 8 years ago
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thanks everyone! Keep em coming!
over 8 years ago
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@BlueJay goat blood?
over 8 years ago
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I embarrassed my mom I was little I was crawling on the bed, fell on my head, she took me to the hospital on the way there she heard me laughing in the back seat she thought it was because I fell on my head but, I was just laughing .
over 8 years ago
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When I was 3 I would run an round the house in just my diaper with a bandana on my head and scream " I'm cooler than you sissy" ( sissy is what I called my sister)
over 8 years ago
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I was a little kindergartener and I was partners with this kid on a reading assignment. The story was about the beach and growing up in Delaware I had good memories there.
over 8 years ago
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we were sharing memories and the assistant teacher scolded us for being off topic. She told me to go sit in the corner and 'think about what I have done and finish reading' so I cried.
over 8 years ago
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I got to take a nap for the rest of the class and color and play with toys. She was a fat pig and she told me to get to class a few years later. 2nd grade. I called her a fat pig when she left. She was a bitch
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When I was a couple months old, we had a dog and I was chasing him around the house, and I tripped on a stool, lol, and I got a huge bruise on my forehead so my mom rushed me to the doctor and when the doctor came in, he asked my mom what happened. When my mom told him, the doctor looked at my bruises on my head and then the one on my head. ( I had a ton of bruises on my legs). My mom was like, " I can explain 😳". She didn't say it though I think. Lol
over 8 years ago
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On my legs*
over 8 years ago
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Well when I was little I used my head when I crawled 😂😂😂
over 8 years ago
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I used to be a bully when I was a baby. One of my friends I would always punch, kick , and pinch her. I also left many bruises on my sister. I bossed my parents around and they listened to me!😂I was a really bad kid! 😁
over 8 years ago
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@🌺🗾Calypso🗾🌺FPS|SES Yep. •____•
over 8 years ago
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@Hannah 😳😳😳
over 8 years ago
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