one day the fames youtuber jackseticeye was making a video
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And he decided to let his friend bob be in it so bob was talking and....
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Bob awkwardly ran his hand down jackseticye's thigh
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and jackseticye stared passionately at bob
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he always felt it in his heart, ever since he met bob.
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now he made his move
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But before he could do anything bob had a heart attack💔
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And died
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and the other guy was sad, mad but not glad
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So then we went and found this guy named duke and ask him to get
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high. So they smoked marijuana.
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The weed appeared to be laced with something, because they were tripping major balls
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lol
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They saw some cocaine sprinkled on it, shaped in the words: “Smoke weed everyday”
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then they laughed the thought it was
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and got a hamster
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then the hamster died too
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Then they tried to eat the hamster.
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so they got a real clown and the clown was a murderer
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Until they told the clown to eat a snickers and he calmed down. But the snickers was full of weed.
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@Satanist Robotoid 2.0 he calmed down too much. His eyes immediately became bloodshot
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He started trippin. He saw a unicorn in the living room.
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There was a unicorn in the living room
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And then the unicorn attacked the clown and ate him for lunch.
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Then lucifer showed up and gave a Nobel Non-peace Prize to the unicorn.
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then he had gay sex EWWWW 😷😷😷
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@electrobenten Well done, you just ruined the story.
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new rule: anything that electrobenten says doesn't go in the story
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@HalloweenEthan 😂😂😂😂😂 AGREED
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@HalloweenEthan THANK YOU
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Then lucifer took all the neighborhood's pasta and gave it to me to corrupt.
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The pasta wasn't real. It was an impasta
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Then somebody went to jackseticye and said hey did u and bob ever fuck? He replied by saying...
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"No, but we were about to before that li'l bitch died."
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then he jackseticye raped a mouse that was on the side of the road
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And scram so loud because he was so turned on then...
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He fucked his own damn mom
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Once apon a time there was an ugly barnacle..he was so ugly that everyone died..the end
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Sorry my stupid ass brother tried to start a new story please continue
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His Dad walked in on jackseticye and his Mom screwing. . .
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Then he shouted fuck her right in the pussy
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jackseticye kept shouting fuck he right in the pussy
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until he fell asleep
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And then his Dad grew wings and flew five countries over.
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@Rosalina sadly, the ears grew noses
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@🍩CHOCOLATE🍪DEATH🍫 You mean wings?
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and the dad with no wings anymore dropped in the middle of the ocean and was eaten by sharky the friendly shark when his family got the news of his death they...
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@Rosalina I was so tired that I forgot the name of them
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@🍩CHOCOLATE🍪DEATH🍫 Oh haha. 😆
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do eny of know jackseticeye and sorry I said gay sex
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@electrobenten speak English bro
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@Warriorcats Threw a mexican-themed funeral.
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Then once the funeral was over they decided to play mariokart and they each bet $500 if they won then when they played
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😏
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a man said I got some drugs only 50$
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But they were like, "Nah bruh, I'm playing Mario Kart."
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so then he pulls out a gun and shoots a guy then takes the money🔫🔫
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@Mattman woah
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@Mattman And the other guys laughed because that was the one that was winning the race.
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and the rocky theme song came in and they all acted like they were running up stairs
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And then I busted through the wall and said: "ARE YOU PLAYING MARIO KART??? LET ME IN NOW!!!"
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@Mattman and then a bunch of kids just randomly appeared and started following them through the streets (while running) and the rocky theme song kept playin
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And then I ran towards the kids in the streets and started chanting a campaign about mandatory Mario Kart in every household.
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@Where'd my taco go? And then I came in started going along with it then all of a sudden.....
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I fell
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after that they went to hometownpet to buy dog food for their dog
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Then they went to the strip club
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and picked up some bitches. One of those is Rue from District 11
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Then he decided to go watch catching fire he met Katniss and Peeta there then he tryed to rape Katniss because he thought she was hot
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Katniss fucked up his life by shooting him in the penis
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then he went to the hospital and had to get a mechanical dick
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Then he couldn't masterbate anymore
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so he went to the Coltons steakhouse and started swearing after that he acted like haymitch with the cups he left Coltons and went to
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a Mario Kart tournament with me. I forced everyone in this story to go.
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Fuck her right in the pussy
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@JamesBond#2 Goddamn it
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@Schrödinger ur gonna probs go to hell for sayin dat but wuteva along wit de story
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so then he fuckin lost the tournament and went home and saw a dog walking on the street
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Then a nuclear bomb came from the sky and killed the dog
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@KatnissEverdeen Go to hell? Just for swearing? That's a bid tedious, isn't it?
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The nuclear bomb killed everyone. It's a fucking nuclear bomb. It'll kill everyone for miles. So everyone went to purgatory.
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