Story time

Once upon a time there was a...

Huge bucket of dead birds and mice and Laura yelled yuuumm!!!! But then Jeff came in and said

"Don't eat that you...

Mr.Trump

Walked into the White house🏠 and said Barack Obama! Youre fired!!👉🏼

and then Dorothy, the cowardly lion and the scarecrow came! But where was the tin man?

😀🔪

Lo & behold Dorothy wandered into to woods & the Tin man was found raping a toaster oven then all of a sudden...

A mean lion come

and killed them all except...

they all are still alive in the lions stomache

Tinmans head said: Boy! That Toaster was soooo worth it!

So the next day the Lion took a dump Dorothy & the Tin man stood up & went down the yellow brick road smelling like shit & chunks all over their clothing.....