What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin!

You may have though newspaper, if you did, you wrong!

Comment what you thought it was! Plz, all this is helping my rep!

I thought it was a bleeding zebra. I'm not even joking.

dying penguin

R u kidding me

@1D_4ever what?

or a dying panda bear

or a skunk covered in red paint

@1D_4ever Newspaper isn't wrong just because it's not the answer you were looking for. There isn't always just one answer to a question.

@Waluigi Yeah, I was going to comment newspaper, but then @1D_4ever said that it is not a newspaper

joker

Clove when I fight her. She has bruises and blood. Don't judge me she attacked me first

but it's a sunburnt zebra

a newspaper